local businesses with horribly formed "names"

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And out of the recesses of my M*A*S*H-ed mind floats the answer to what "B.J." stands for in B.J. Hunnicut.

Hideous Lump, Friday, 10 November 2023 11:47 (five months ago) link

Pieseas Chippy, Harwich.

Tim, Saturday, 11 November 2023 09:58 (five months ago) link

If we can extend the thread concept to podcasts, I just learnt that right wing journo Katy Balls has a podcast named Women with Balls

Zelda Zonk, Saturday, 11 November 2023 23:55 (five months ago) link

Not local to me, but:
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/tr723ZTDJYs/maxresdefault.jpg

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Thursday, 23 November 2023 22:26 (five months ago) link

Barber Streisand is bad.

plax (ico), Thursday, 23 November 2023 22:55 (five months ago) link

Book Pasaage is actually kind of clever as these things go

deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 24 November 2023 00:43 (five months ago) link

idgi

budo jeru, Friday, 24 November 2023 16:08 (five months ago) link

Ditto.

How old Cary Grant? (Tom D.), Friday, 24 November 2023 16:09 (five months ago) link

like you are going to "book passage" on a ship, but also a book is something you read that has passages in it?

budo jeru, Friday, 24 November 2023 16:11 (five months ago) link

I don't have a real-world example at hand, but I hate it when people can't come up with a company name and instead just cram the first few letters of the 2 founder's names together:

looking at the local area on google maps recently i came across (googleproofing it) 'Naz-1sh alterations', guess what I read it as :/

organ doner (ledge), Friday, 24 November 2023 16:35 (five months ago) link

xp my immediate thought was "back passage".

Kim Kimberly, Friday, 24 November 2023 16:52 (five months ago) link

Yeah, back passage = arsehole

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Sunday, 26 November 2023 20:54 (five months ago) link

there's no way that that's what the bookstore was thinking

budo jeru, Monday, 27 November 2023 02:08 (five months ago) link

well, on re-reading the thread title, maybe the contention is that the bookstore is unaware of the connotation, but i don't really think "book" sounds anything like "back" or that the name of the store brings to mind an anus

budo jeru, Monday, 27 November 2023 02:11 (five months ago) link

you don't think it sounds *anything* like back?

plax (ico), Monday, 27 November 2023 11:57 (five months ago) link

Not enough to work as a pun, I think that's down to the vowel lengths being different.

How old Cary Grant? (Tom D.), Monday, 27 November 2023 12:05 (five months ago) link

Yeah I'm pretty mystified by "Book Passage". I'd grant it as an arse pun, though I agree the vowel isn't quite right here (maybe depends on your accent?).

My first thought was "book passage" on a ship - it's pretty antiquated language (would feel a bit arch saying I "booked a passage" on the ferry to France). Not sure what they'd be going for there. Having said that, "back passage" for anus is pretty dated too - it's a bit Carry On.

If it was like a really narrow bookshop ... like a passage between shelves? But it looks like a big modern building.

Perplexing.

JifMoose, Monday, 27 November 2023 12:19 (five months ago) link

To make up, here's a classic that I don't think's been mentioned yet (in no way local to me, but I did once drive past it)
https://live.staticflickr.com/97/246596908_7c0d89c705_b.jpg
(yeah it was challenge trying to search for this)

JifMoose, Monday, 27 November 2023 12:28 (five months ago) link

According to their website, "Book Passage" was originally the name of their mail order division before being adopted for the whole company. So "passage of books" seems to have been the intent.

Kim Kimberly, Monday, 27 November 2023 17:13 (five months ago) link

I am firm that it is a non-filthy double entendre meaning "book passage" on a ship, and a "passage" from a book.

deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 27 November 2023 17:59 (five months ago) link

two months pass...

not exactly local but "Duke Cannon" always brings to mind someone launching dog turds at people

never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 6 February 2024 18:35 (two months ago) link

Yeah, they sell that stuff at my local Ace Hardware and it just makes me think of poop shooting out of a butt, so no thanks.

peace, man, Wednesday, 7 February 2024 12:59 (two months ago) link

one month passes...

http://hipsterbusiness.name

budo jeru, Friday, 22 March 2024 00:45 (one month ago) link


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