Welcome to the Good Burger, home of the Good Burger.

Basically.

the guy at the cafe i mentioned upthread thinks my name is michael, it's gone on too long to correct him i think.

And he always makes a point of saying hello to me really loudly 'G'day Michael, the usual is it?!'

People are like "that bloke, Michael, does he really drink six coffees and eat a Hamburger with the lot every day??"

Haven't been to Burgerfuel even through I keep meaning to go. I need an excuse!!

how about burgin'?

I feel that my first visit to Burgerfuel should be a special occasion to mark the significance of the event. I don't feel an ordinary BURGIN' hunger is correctm considering that I am sometimes BURGIN' three times a week.

"have a bun the size of your head so you can't tell how much smaller the fillings have gotten"

have to rescind this, I was actually thinking of Burger Bun. Clue's in the title, I guess.

smashed some grill'd again yesterday, was an excellent burger with a fucked name, 'hot mama'.

they've got another one called 'zen hen' ffs. cunce.

not as bad as nando's bemusing "FUCK OUR CHICKENS" campaign

perineum peri sauce

local chipper surprising good steak sangers and burgers. only problem? must return home to apply mustard/chili sauce.

Chilli sauce? Anyone who puts chilli sauce on a steak sanger/burger is a jock cunce and will have his BURGIN' license revoked.

chilli, mustard and mayo in addition to tomato s is where it's at.

Tomato sauce and mustard is acceptable. Mayo is disgusting. Chilli sauce is for petit-bourgeois tryhards.

pesto and bocconcini beef burger at Burger Bar tbqh

Ugh, typical Surry Hills dining wank.

FIVE different kinds of burger at the TOWNIE seems like overkil

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They only had TWO last time I was there for Thursday Night Music Trivia

And the one I had was SHIT.

OK, I'm kinda looking forward to trying those new Angus burgers at Maccas.

http://www.gazillionmovies.com/Actor/A/An/Pictures/angus-sampson.jpg

Maybe they can get a promotional tie-in thing going on with Gussy Wussy and him being in "Where The Wild Things Are" and all that.

would prefer this to hearing samuel johnson's voice on the 234234th ad

Samuel Johnson "does" Hungry Jacks, son!

I am hesitant about Hungry Jack's XL Burger because while BBQ sauce really works with your classic fish and chip shop burger with a lot, I think it will fail with your cheap arse mass produced mainstream HJ's burger.

workmate gives the angus a thumbs up, but i don't know that i really trust their judgement

It has a sourdough bun, that can only be good - right??

i could go some bbq sauce in a HJ burger, keen to sample an xl

BURGIN' OUT with a proper Portugese Chicken Burger from THE SHAM.

xposts THOSE ANGUS BURGERS AR PRETTY GOOD I HAD ONE THE OTHER DAY

should I take a girl on a first date to burgerfuel y/n

got burgered today at grill'd, best one for a while - crispy bacon was crispy for once

does she love burgin' y/n

She had a HJ's Chicken Burger on Friday night, I think the jury is still out.

loving HJs does not count as "burgin'"

is date in daytime or night? Bondi, Cross, or Newtown?

Tru dat, but I think it means there is some potential.

Daytime, Newtown.

u hipster

aw<3 kbp, seriously.

^^ carnt wait for that punchline

I have a "friend" who claims she likes ("loves" even) burgers, but doesn't eat beef. Bitch should hang, amirite?

In other news, Grand Angus is incredibly gross. needed a double cheeseburger to wash the taste out of my mouth.

Grilld is too expensive for the price.

Should I get a burg for lunch from the fish 'n' chipper (one of the best f'n'c burgs in town I declare)

Hmm... I'm definitely onto some next level meta shit with that grilld comment.

ahahaha

'expensive at twice the price!'

If yr going to a movie in N-town, it's going to be classier to go to a cafe or bar-with-food or nice restaurant to impress her a little. Even if you want to eat quick before a flick, Guzman is a bit more exotic fast-food wise; Burgerfuel actually have bespoke cardboard handles to insert your burger into, lest its oozy contents fall apart all over your hands and shirt. Get into her trousers good graces before risking such a situation.

(if you were going to Bondi, and you knew she was BURGIN', and could go into the water after to wash off the residue, it might be okay but still borderline.)

If yr JUST going for a meal date in N-town, go to a real restaurant. The North Indian Diner does not count.

It's film/movie and I KNOW that I'm going to end up with a cafe anyway. But it's nice to dream, innit?

Er, I mean film/lunch. Or lunch/film. Y'know.

Lots of places where you can sit in the window and win lols by "ilxors on parade"ing the passers-by while playing with tapas and sipping wine. Don't project all your long-held, tightly-suppressed burgerfuel fantasies onto a first IRL meeting with this chick - you'll be too focussed on the burgin' instead of on her, and she'll be under pressure to live up to your burgerfantasies instead of being herself. And that's not very burgy.

I'm gettin' all burged out at lunchtime soon, hopin' that will last 'til Monday.

How did this go? While having dinner few hours ago chick lolled at dude in shirt walking past on kingers and I thought "estie's OKC date!"

Er, it's actually today.

I think I speak for everyone when I say "liveblog"

Best burgs I've had in order this year:

1) Burger Theory (in a van across Greater Adelaide)
2) Brodburger (in some glass art gallery that Canberra hipsters go to)
3) Goodgod (everyone knows where Goodgod is in Sydney)
4) Grill'd (fucken everywhere)

Need to go to Brisbane next month for work and my first thought was "fucken yes, I can visit Burger Urge".

American umami fancy-burg chain looks intriguing: www.umami.com/umami-burger

not only Burger Urge make the best burgs in Brisbane, they are sponsoring Warwick Capper's run for the House of Reps

cannot express how much this is good business

UPDATE

Best burgs I've had in order this year:

1) Burger Theory (in a van across Greater Adelaide) (-)
2) Burger Lounge (on the GC bro, a prominent ilxor took QGP and myself there, has nice brewskis too) (new entry)
3) Brodburger (in some glass art gallery that Canberra hipsters go to) (V)
4) Mary's (hella hipster place in Newtown that has fried chicken as well, a whole fried chicken is called a 'Larry Bird') (new entry)
5) Goodgod (everyone knows where Goodgod is in Sydney) (V)
6) Grill'd (fucken everywhere) (V)

I do recall having a hotel burg in Amsterdam but this was after over twenty four hours of flying and transiting so fucked if I remember it properly.

Best burgs I've had in order this year:

1) Dannys

how does a Pato feel about dawgs

i'm pro-dawg, dogg

http://www.essenrestaurant.com.au/media/slider/slide_4a.jpg

We're really excited to announce that a new eating challenge has been set!
This year we're pulling out the big guns for our third epic eating challenge: Reservoir Hot Dogs.

Inspired by the 1992 film Reservoir Dogs, this one forces eaters to down 1.8kg of European sausages cradled in liberal amounts of bread. You'll receive a range of sausage flavours, including weisswurst, kranski, cheese kranski, chorizo and bratwurst, as well as various condiments.

Those who dare to compete must finish the challenge within 30 minutes, and are forbidden from sharing or leaving the table. If successful, you'll receive your money back as well as a souvenir shirt.

http://www.essenrestaurant.com.au/media/slider/slide_3.jpg

i'd go the discordian version but the buns make it an impossibility for me

yeah "liberal amounts" tips the hand as to how they expect not to lose any money

I have been meaning to visit Essen recently but I ain't gonna participate in any Tarantino-related eating japes. (Unless they plan on serving the snags with Inglorious Batards.)

You should yellow card yourself for that joke.

Last time I went to Essen, about a year ago, it was terrible but hopefully they were having a bad night. Up for a visit sometime if you find an excuse.

fo sho, the excuse will be to walk down broadway boggle eyed at all the ~changes~

Lunching tomorrow.

http://www.ohburgerme.com/sydneycbd/pub-life-kitchen-at-the-lord-wolseley/

http://grabyourfork.blogspot.com/2014/10/pub-life-kitchen-at-lord-wolseley-hotel.html

"Sticky Hot Wangs – $12"

McDonalds' Create-Your-Burg experiment thing in the outer suburbs was like a Mary's Burg but BETTER (even the bacon was BETTER) and you could have it your way.

Thumbs up from 7-year-old regarding Burger Rings.

Somewhat related, mother-in-law doing a pretty good job of gauging my tastes:

http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt203/pplains/b05863dd9aa8dcfc782281362243acb4_zps353d7aa4.jpg

BIG TANG

zumbo burger pie

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/adriano-zumbos-latest-creation-pieburger-for-taste-magazine/story-fneuz8zj-1227304536955

it has beetroot = it is a disgrace

ban haitch

yellow carded

(i've mellowed out in my old age)

first yellow card i ever received on ilx!

toates worth it, but