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A throwback, but: Frank and Ernest.

They were the names of the characters in the comic strip, but clearly as a child I didn't realize that frank and earnest are close to synonymous.

don't let days go by, Listerine (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 6 November 2023 21:31 (six months ago) link

It took me a few weeks to get 'rich men of Richmond'. I'm hopeless with puns/wordplay.

Zelda Zonk, Monday, 6 November 2023 22:08 (six months ago) link

Fruit of the Loom = Fruit of thy womb?

deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 8 November 2023 11:26 (six months ago) link

Gender reveal party where they cut into the cake and a 6-pack of briefs falls out

the new drip king (DJP), Wednesday, 8 November 2023 13:59 (six months ago) link

lol, but I was thinking specifically of the “Hail Mary”: Blessed be the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.

deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 8 November 2023 14:12 (six months ago) link

In many of the depictions of Jesus I've seen, he's wearing the rare *loosey* whities.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 8 November 2023 14:18 (six months ago) link

lmao DJP

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 November 2023 15:12 (six months ago) link

Fruit of the Loom = Fruit of thy womb?

― deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, November 8, 2023 3:26 AM (five hours ago)

No, it’s a kenning, where the analogy is fabric is to loom as fruit is to tree

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Wednesday, 8 November 2023 16:29 (six months ago) link

Is Hangover Square a pun on Hanover Square?

Shifty Henry’s Swing Club (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 13 November 2023 21:36 (six months ago) link

Yes!

Tim, Monday, 13 November 2023 21:39 (six months ago) link

Is Pawn Stars a pun on Porn Stars?

Large, Complex, Detailed but Irrefutable POST (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 15 November 2023 22:11 (five months ago) link

Yes

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Wednesday, 15 November 2023 23:33 (five months ago) link

spoiler: hardcore pawn is also a pun

formerly abanana (dat), Thursday, 16 November 2023 04:34 (five months ago) link

Never got Hangover Square! I have a pun blindspot

Zelda Zonk, Thursday, 16 November 2023 05:09 (five months ago) link

ŋ<->n puns don't work that well because they aren't the same sound at all. see also: diddy's kong quest.

formerly abanana (dat), Thursday, 16 November 2023 07:17 (five months ago) link

Mentioned in Owen Wilson article at the Guardian today: Shanghai Noon.

Kim Kimberly, Thursday, 16 November 2023 16:29 (five months ago) link

oh shit, missed that one

corrs unplugged, Thursday, 16 November 2023 19:03 (five months ago) link

Forgot about it but yeah

Shifty Henry’s Swing Club (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 17 November 2023 01:48 (five months ago) link

The Grateful Dead's "Estimated Prophet", the same pun that Supertramp used that same year in "Fool's Overture" and Rush did three years later in "The Spirit of Radio". Since it was a reggae song, I thought "estimated" was some kind of Rasta encomium.

Halfway there but for you, Sunday, 26 November 2023 17:14 (five months ago) link

...and perhaps Paul Simon in 1964, though the pun would make less sense as a lyric in "The Sound of Silence".

Halfway there but for you, Sunday, 26 November 2023 17:32 (five months ago) link

Was reading the Zappa thread and just realized (I think) that "a token of his extreme" was based on the phrase "a token of his esteem."

nickn, Sunday, 26 November 2023 21:23 (five months ago) link

whats the pun supposed to be in sound of silence

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 November 2023 21:29 (five months ago) link

"words of the prophets/profits", which is definitely meant as a pun when quoted in the Rush song.

Halfway there but for you, Sunday, 26 November 2023 23:34 (five months ago) link

"Double Rondo" by Steve Howe seems to be a music/soccer pun.

Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 28 November 2023 17:41 (five months ago) link

idgi

Tom D has a right to defend himself (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 17:49 (five months ago) link

A rondo is a compositional structure, a double rondo doesn't have any musical meaning but seems to be some kind of soccer or football drill/practice.

Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 28 November 2023 18:17 (five months ago) link

Never heard of the latter.

Tom D has a right to defend himself (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 18:18 (five months ago) link

That still wouldn’t be a pun

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 19:00 (five months ago) link

The joke is that you think Howe is referring to some arcane musical term, but it's actually a soccer drill, thus deflating his potential pretensions and those of his audience.

Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 28 November 2023 19:48 (five months ago) link

Even though it has "puns" in the title this has become the all-purpose thread for wordplay one discovers in the wilds and wants to share.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 19:57 (five months ago) link

Oughtn’t’ve

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 21:01 (five months ago) link

Howe's puns to be judged only by a Yessed-out jury

Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 28 November 2023 21:16 (five months ago) link

Steve Howe doesn't really strike me as someone who'd be familiar with football coaching sessions tbh

blazin' squab (NickB), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 21:20 (five months ago) link

In other prog rock news, random googling tells me that in music, a six-part rondo can take the form ABACAB. Not very punny tbh, but new info to me anyway.

blazin' squab (NickB), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 21:25 (five months ago) link

Steve Howe used his hall of fame induction to tell a mediocre joke. Not a pun, just an old and mediocre joke.

Approximately, "Son, don't go to the strip club; you'll see things you don't want to see. I went to a strip club and I saw... my dad."

Iris Demented (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 21:40 (five months ago) link

Rick Wakeman, surely?

Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 28 November 2023 21:43 (five months ago) link

maybe you'd think all your jokes were funny too if you'd spent your life surrounded by yes men

blazin' squab (NickB), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 21:50 (five months ago) link

🥁

Shifty Henry’s Swing Club (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 21:55 (five months ago) link

The pun is that “my dad” sounds like “maighed add”

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 23:38 (five months ago) link

Pun that I did not miss: new book entitled Empire of the Sun.

Shifty Henry’s Swing Club (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 00:10 (five months ago) link

What?

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 00:41 (five months ago) link

Aargh sorry:
Empire of the Sum

Shifty Henry’s Swing Club (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 00:55 (five months ago) link

It’s about the history of the calculator.

Shifty Henry’s Swing Club (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 00:55 (five months ago) link

That’s a pun

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 01:00 (five months ago) link

You mean pum

the new drip king (DJP), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 12:16 (five months ago) link

Can’t argue w that

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 14:42 (five months ago) link

Pa rum pa pum pun

Iris Demented (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 15:34 (five months ago) link

Press Gang, the 80s moffat show about a school newspaper

koogs, Wednesday, 13 December 2023 21:18 (five months ago) link


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