basketblolz

lol jesus

you know Russ is not on board with the whole "it's King Bron's league and we just play in it" attitude

i used to work w/ these LA rappers called bluebucksclan and they have an infamous lyric that goes "floor seats at crypto i got my tool in / 4th quarter yelling 'why the fuck batum in?'" ... this video periodically gets posted around nba twitter whenever batum does something bad in the 4th quarter

“4th quarter yelling why the fuck Batum in” pic.twitter.com/Nx0eYxkAtB

— NBA Slime (@TerryFranconia) October 31, 2023

so today batum released a letter thanking the clippers & fans etc and...

Nic Batum to Clippers fans:

“I tried to give you my best each and every night, every game (even in the fourth quarter…)”

💀💀💀 https://t.co/qbYFMpsVEu

— Legion Hoops (@LegionHoops) November 2, 2023

lmao

well played

https://x.com/cjmccollum/status/1721290120333025611?s=46&t=delhXlmZBYazm252j4iaFA

This is an insane pic to post with the news 😂 https://t.co/wcjiOKRvhh

— CJ McCollum (@CJMcCollum) November 5, 2023

Lmao

reminded me of this all time classic…

All this for a wrist 😂😂 I almost said RIP my damn self 🤦🏾‍♂️😂 https://t.co/stS9XaDXKP

— Lonnie Walker IV (@lonniewalker_4) March 28, 2021

cj's had a collapsed lung once before, when he was a blazer

Luka’s reaction to getting T’d up lol pic.twitter.com/ciTa13wXpj

— jason concepcion (@netw3rk) November 6, 2023

luka would have gone to duke for sure

Haha

more like duka loncic

hell yes

lol

Lakers star Anthony Davis had a spasm of his groin and is attempting to see if he can return for second half vs. Heat, per sources.

— Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) November 7, 2023

Who doesn't love a groin spasm.

later reported as a hip spasm, which is a totally normal thing as well.

groin straight goin nuts

4-2

QUE DELÍCIAAAAAAAAAAAAA. 😋 pic.twitter.com/y01iQ8SLJx

— Timberwolves Brasil (@twolvesbrazil) November 7, 2023

early season overreactions are part of being a fan

yeah when the blazers were 3-3 I was posting vore videos absolutely everywhere, just the nature of a small sample size though

I assume this made the rounds back in the day?

Wow look at our MVP pic.twitter.com/SnJnTa2kFy

— Becks (@BecksWelker) February 24, 2017

i do recall bron with the rosé

xpost Timberwolves Brasil are a bunch of weirdo yet charming shitposters, love that account

MANNNNNNN DELETE THIS SHIT!!!!!!! https://t.co/voIPvogVa4

— Dejounte Murray (@DejounteMurray) November 9, 2023

wtf?

It was worse than I thought man LMAOOO https://t.co/m7E1iR4tjS pic.twitter.com/I8S5aGsqe7

— Jake (@SuperiorNBA) November 11, 2023

poole is the epitome of 'unserious'

Jordan Poole during this timeout 😭
(via @The_BTC_Classic) pic.twitter.com/XVI4Y9chgx

— Overtime (@overtime) November 13, 2023

lmao looking back trying to figure out the play after

update

History repeated itself this morning… https://t.co/owj9IqmOKS

— Kevin Durant (@KDTrey5) November 18, 2023

goat poster

No way this Lakers fan injured himself on the halfcourt shot 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/hhWz6Wxy8y

— KingCharge (@KingCharge) November 20, 2023

Oh no! I think that’s an Achilles!

that is so fucked up

yeah more sad than lol :(

still thinking about this guy. you should be able to pop out of the stands and shoot a half court shot without tearing your achilles. i fear for our country

i strained my achilles jogging like a month ago and it's still not right ffs

hope he didn’t sign a waiver

Lmao truly the greatest pic.twitter.com/MMf2Dei0vE https://t.co/IGsQPLCfed

— Ryan Cortes (@Ryan_Cortes) November 21, 2023

jimmy is in midseason form

i strained my achilles jogging like a month ago and it's still not right ffs

― call all destroyer, Monday, November 20, 2023 9:04 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

yeah these can take a while gotta be careful not to redo it

he took a private plane to wisconsin yesterday on their off day to watch the heat’s g league team… very odd individual

(jimmy)

lmao looking back trying to figure out the play after

"Yeah, I got this"

Jordan Poole thought doing this stops both the game clock & the shot clock lmao pic.twitter.com/qiieC2zYHc

— Ball Junkie (@ImABallJunkie) November 21, 2023

I agree pic.twitter.com/be8vArVRSD

— Washed Gamer (@MitchellRossman) November 21, 2023

Sick burn

Devin Booker on facing Deandre Ayton: “It’s fun….He played extra hard tonight. I seen that, and my challenge for him is to play like that every night.” pic.twitter.com/hLVeSPV3hq

— Gerald Bourguet (@GeraldBourguet) November 22, 2023

I’ve Watched This League Change So Much… My Gawd 309 Combined Points Is OD 😂

— Myles Turner (@Original_Turner) November 22, 2023

maybe when he says “i’ve watched this league” he is describing what he was doing on defense last night

*getting blown by repeatedly* well isnt this just so fucking interesting