WWE 2023: Getting Ucey

I’m not sure there is a worse main event you could book than Undertaker v the Dudleyz (w/ Heyman) for whether Paul Bearer should be murdered.

But I’ve just seen Eddie lose his title like a little bitch to JBL in a dusty finish, so who knows. This hasn’t even had the worst wrestling but it’s gotta be one of the worst PPVs I’ve seen since starting to rewatch them all at Summerslam 96

Undertaker won and still murdered his father figure.

Now watching Vengeance 2004. Eugene is basically the main event storyline. Maybe all the companies should have gone bust in 2001.

Oh and Lita had sex with Kane to protect Matt Hardy and now may be having his demon baby. Vince loves a cuck angle, doesn't he? It makes this professional wrestler seem like such a bitch that in the same year Rey Mysterio can fight Big Show, Hardy's gf thinks he's too small and shit to fight regular loser Kane and would prefer to bargain sex for his safety. I guess this leads to Heidenrich punting the baby into the crowd, a Raw I may have to stop and watch.

You can tell Eugene is very talented, it is such a shame to see him be given such an offensive gimmick.

I know its a mute point now for many reasons but the way Vince treated Benoit and Eddie as champions was absolute dirt. IIRC Orton beats Krispin at Summerslam and then I've got a year of Mr. Headlock and JBL as champs. It's going to be brutal.

punk is back baby

have fun with that, wwe

Welll I’m sure this will drama free

I am quite eye-rolling to big jumpy spots these days. Kairi Sane spending ten years putting a bin on her head to jump off the cage was too much for me, and I’ve given up trying to watch survivor series in the first match.

This is a million times worse than most of the shit people call AEW out for

Lmao

the first dance: twice in a lifetime

“I’m home” had me rolling. This run is gonna be dreadful. Or it would be if I could watch wwe more than a handful of times a year.

Not usually a fan of Reddit but I weren’t watching raw. My favourite comment:

Cm punk to his barber: yeah, please fuck my shit up.