Ivanka's lawyer pleading the dubious case that she's not involved with the Trump org anymore and her company is based in Delaware, not NYC. So the judge points out she's breaking the law there as well then, because she's operating from 5th avenue. lol, love this shit!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 27 October 2023 17:42 (six months ago) link
lmao
"I'm sorry your honor I cannot possible testify about THAT crime because I'm too busy criming elsewhere"
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 27 October 2023 17:45 (six months ago) link
The literal Trump crime family
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 27 October 2023 17:46 (six months ago) link
you move to Delaware you run up against the Biden crime family
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 27 October 2023 17:47 (six months ago) link
pleasepleaseplease put jared in jail. please?
― scott seward, Friday, 27 October 2023 17:48 (six months ago) link
isn't he solving the problems in the Middle East for a couple billion dollars right now?
― StanM, Friday, 27 October 2023 18:13 (six months ago) link
Trump expected on the stand Nov. 6 (I assume he cannot just get mad and leave). Someone posted: "Back-to-back-to-back-to-back testimony expected by three of Trump’s adult children, followed by the ex-president. A Trump on the stand for the first four court days in November."
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 October 2023 18:14 (six months ago) link
Four Days in November.
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 27 October 2023 18:19 (six months ago) link
I love it.
― The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 27 October 2023 18:19 (six months ago) link
I love that we use the term “adult children” for them.
― epistantophus, Friday, 27 October 2023 18:21 (six months ago) link
"Back-to-back-to-back-to-back testimony expected by three of Trump’s adult children, followed by the ex-president.
"Don't stand so close to me ... "
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 October 2023 18:22 (six months ago) link
keep doing this shit Donny
Since Bill Barr is a witness against Trump in the J6 case, this new post violates his gag order in DC. pic.twitter.com/9q4MwM0fNP— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) October 30, 2023
― frogbs, Monday, 30 October 2023 13:49 (six months ago) link
worth it, though
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Monday, 30 October 2023 13:51 (six months ago) link
I swear i saw bill barr wandering on 6th ave this summer without a care in the world
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 30 October 2023 14:06 (six months ago) link
And his hair was perfect.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 30 October 2023 14:08 (six months ago) link
His hair was perfectxpost ha ha
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Monday, 30 October 2023 14:09 (six months ago) link
I saw Don Junior walking with the caine
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Monday, 30 October 2023 14:11 (six months ago) link
What's it all about, Alfie
― real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Monday, 30 October 2023 14:12 (six months ago) link
Trump: Well, that's one I haven't heard before.
Google: Trump fourth grade level About 9,950,000 results (0.37 seconds)
― Large, Complex, Detailed but Irrefutable POST (Dan Peterson), Monday, 30 October 2023 14:32 (six months ago) link
Tbh, I'm surprised we don't see this from any of them more often, but it's still funny:
Trump gets the name of the city he’s in wrong, forcing someone on stage to apparently whisper in his ear where he actually is: “You’re in Sioux City, Mr. President” pic.twitter.com/c0dEQbAElg— Biden-Harris HQ (@BidenHQ) October 29, 2023
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 30 October 2023 19:03 (six months ago) link
“Cleveland! Good morning!”
― The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 30 October 2023 19:05 (six months ago) link
O RLY
“ With droopy eyelids and mouth agape, Mr. Trump stammers and mumbles. He squints. His arms flap. He shuffles his feet and wanders laggardly across the stage. A burst of laughter and applause erupts from the crowd as he feigns confusion by turning and pointing to invisible supporters, as if he does not realize his back is to them.
But his recent campaign events have also featured less deliberate stumbles. Mr. Trump has had a string of unforced gaffes, garble and general disjointedness that go beyond his usual discursive nature, and that his Republican rivals are pointing to as signs of his declining performance.”
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/10/30/us/politics/trump-biden-age.html
― The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 30 October 2023 19:26 (six months ago) link
lol discursive is a polite way to describe it I guess
― Large, Complex, Detailed but Irrefutable POST (Dan Peterson), Monday, 30 October 2023 19:30 (six months ago) link
'increasingly incoherent' is the new 'increasingly isolated'
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 30 October 2023 19:31 (six months ago) link
he's a month away from the neck brace and wheelchair in court. "I'm sorry, your honor, my client is too incapacitated to participate any further."
https://bradybunchreviewed.files.wordpress.com/2017/12/jcoogan.jpg?w=840
― scott seward, Monday, 30 October 2023 19:33 (six months ago) link
His usual repulsive nature
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 30 October 2023 19:40 (six months ago) link
That's about the only time the NYT has run the Trump version of the is-Joe-Biden-too-old? piece.
― hat trick of trashiness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 30 October 2023 19:50 (six months ago) link
#bothsides
#birthcertificates
― reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 30 October 2023 21:21 (six months ago) link
it sort of passed me by that "the adult children of Trump" isn't some media commentary joke, it's actually how the court describes them in discovery documents.. lol
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 10:40 (six months ago) link
"Trump's next of kin" sounds better imho
― StanM, Tuesday, 31 October 2023 14:21 (six months ago) link
spawn maybe?
― epistantophus, Tuesday, 31 October 2023 14:41 (six months ago) link
I think that's meant in the "reading of the will" sense
― Dwigt Rortugal (Eric H.), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 14:42 (six months ago) link
They mean Trump’s adult children because he still has one who is not an adult yet.
― steely flan (suzy), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 15:58 (six months ago) link
^^ suzy coming in with the facts.
p.s. I initially read that as "still has one who is not an adult pet"
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 18:04 (six months ago) link
as someone who has done minor groundworks and actually mixed and poured concrete as part of my previous job - albeit quite badly as I'm not a builder. I'm just sniggering to myself at this dense adult child brat of his, testifying in court under oath that "I just pour concrete". It's funny because I'm struggling to imagine him pouring a glass of water without fucking it up.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 3 November 2023 18:18 (six months ago) link
like trying to get out of jury duty lol
“Ms Trump, who resides in Florida with her three minor children, will suffer undue hardship if a stay is denied and she is required to testify at trial in New York in the middle of a school week, in a case she has already been dismissed from, before her appeal is heard,” her lawyers said in a legal filing on Thursday.
But in an expedited ruling on Thursday night, the appeals court offered a curt, 11-word response.
“Application for interim stay pending decision on the motion is denied,” the judges wrote.
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 3 November 2023 18:54 (six months ago) link
beautifully concise response
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 3 November 2023 18:56 (six months ago) link
Must have been tough for her lawyers to write that motion with a straight face
― tobo73, Friday, 3 November 2023 18:57 (six months ago) link
“Yours in service”
― The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 3 November 2023 18:57 (six months ago) link
jared can be mommy for a day or two
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 3 November 2023 18:57 (six months ago) link
Pretty sure DJT will motion that he is suffering an undue hardship as his testimony comes in the middle of King Kong Week on the Gorilla Channel.
― henry s, Friday, 3 November 2023 19:00 (six months ago) link
This whole thing is such a joke and his business seemingly ran the the emperor's new clothes, it makes me question the entire validity of the US economy as it seems like any moron with enough money can just get lawyers to make any stupidity go away.
As long as you don't get into Theranos or Enron or FTX total fuckery, you don't end up in REAL trouble.
Look at a dude like Michael Milken for all the BS he did, dude is still in business doing his thing.
All this and you can get choked out on the street for selling single smokes in America.
― earlnash, Friday, 3 November 2023 22:29 (six months ago) link
are you insulting the american dream
― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Friday, 3 November 2023 23:42 (six months ago) link
LOL I have an old fam friend who’s a total Trumper, married a very rich person and they live practically next door to Trump in NJ and she just posted a pic on instagram a few days ago and I was like “is she posting a pic of herself with Michael Mullen?!?!” Yes she was.
― tobo73, Saturday, 4 November 2023 00:06 (six months ago) link
now that Meadows has disavowed the great lie his book publisher is suing him for leaving them with a lot of unwanted pulpers all about the great lie.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Sunday, 5 November 2023 11:46 (five months ago) link
i love to see it
― Yngwie Azalea (stevie), Sunday, 5 November 2023 20:54 (five months ago) link
They could market it as metafiction
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Sunday, 5 November 2023 21:06 (five months ago) link
The second post is actually completely different from the first due to context.