Yordan Alvarez: The Greek God of "I'm the Best Hitter on the Planet Right Now"

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I mean, probably could have started the same thread about Stanton after his MVP year. So I get that.

clemenza, Tuesday, 24 October 2023 20:31 (eleven months ago) link

read this as "best hitler" every fucking time

Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 25 October 2023 09:17 (eleven months ago) link

Your favourite misread ILX thread titles!

no gap tree for old men (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 09:24 (eleven months ago) link

well I don't know about "favourite"

Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 25 October 2023 09:31 (eleven months ago) link

I have nothing to add except my general agreement that the man is a stud and I fear his bat

#1 García Fan (H.P), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 10:18 (eleven months ago) link

You gave me a start--I do leave typos all over the place here.

clemenza, Wednesday, 25 October 2023 11:35 (eleven months ago) link

Also, I left out Ohtani from the Top 10, duh, similarly not enough AB for bREF lists. He's at 148, which would put him fifth.

clemenza, Wednesday, 25 October 2023 11:38 (eleven months ago) link

Following up on the WS thread, where I compared Alvarez to Frank Thomas, the gap is a wider than I thought at first, tribute to how unbelievable Thomas was his first few years. Alvarez will still get better, though, I think.

Through age-26 season:

Alvarez: .295/.390/.588, 165 OPS+, 43 HR/162 games, 6.1 bWAR/162 games
Thomas: .326/.449/.591, 184 OPS+, 36 HR/162 games, 6.6 bWAR/162 games

Ted Williams' OPS + through his age-27 season (including 1941, and extended by a year because of the war) was 195. Frank Thomas was closer to Ted Williams than Yordan Alvarez is to Frank Thomas.

clemenza, Saturday, 28 October 2023 23:10 (eleven months ago) link

Omg this thread title

Preach The Crapen (flamboyant goon tie included), Saturday, 28 October 2023 23:19 (eleven months ago) link

Gushing fan hyperbole, based on a famous description of Kevin Youkilis. Alvarez is actually about as quiet and modest as it gets, from what I've seen.

clemenza, Saturday, 28 October 2023 23:35 (eleven months ago) link

five months pass...

Brutal start--just dipped under .100.

clemenza, Wednesday, 3 April 2024 00:52 (six months ago) link

He's a notorious slow starter but yeah that's not pretty.

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 3 April 2024 02:18 (six months ago) link

Didn't know that...His April numbers aren't too bad for his career, but definitely his worst month: .272/.361/.517 (June and September his best).

clemenza, Wednesday, 3 April 2024 02:42 (six months ago) link

.272/.361/.517

lol this is an all-star-type line

mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 April 2024 03:00 (six months ago) link

he's lurking...

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 4 April 2024 02:36 (six months ago) link

You guys woke him up. Hope you’re happy.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 4 April 2024 02:51 (six months ago) link

three weeks pass...

Apropos that they were playing the Rockies:

https://www.mlb.com/news/astros-mexico-city-series-win-over-rockies

clemenza, Sunday, 28 April 2024 04:26 (five months ago) link

two months pass...

Cycle! They're kind of gimmicky--one of the two Jays who've done it, either Gruber or someone else, pulled up at first base on a clear double to complete it--but cool nonetheless. Guessing he's one of the greatest hitters ever to pull it off, assuming that many of the greatest never did.

clemenza, Monday, 22 July 2024 04:06 (two months ago) link

Well...Scanned the full list quickly, and let's say Top 35. Gehrig, Williams, DiMaggio, Musial, and Mangle all hit for the cycle, plus lots of other inner-circle guys. Ruth, Mays, and Aaron didn't. (Hank, that is--Aaron Hill did it twice.)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Major_League_Baseball_players_to_hit_for_the_cycle

clemenza, Monday, 22 July 2024 05:05 (two months ago) link

Sir, mangle was his liver

Morky Mangle

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 22 July 2024 12:52 (two months ago) link

Clem: three jays have done it now. The Grubermeister, Jeff Frye (who did indeed pull up short on what could have been a 2nd double)(also Gruber was randomly at the game) and Cavan Biggio

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 22 July 2024 12:54 (two months ago) link

Jeff Frye blocked me on Twitter for making fun of that, which was easily my second best baseball Twitter block. He’s a total prick on there, constantly complaining about younger players.

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Monday, 22 July 2024 12:55 (two months ago) link

Ha ha amazing

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 22 July 2024 13:12 (two months ago) link

I'm looking at those Mangle posts trying to figure out what I'm missing...oops. Mickey Mantle and Billy Martin once blocked me at the doorway as I tried to get into Toots Shor's.

clemenza, Monday, 22 July 2024 13:17 (two months ago) link

one month passes...

I hope this is a lot better researched than the last stat-meme I posted:

https://i.postimg.cc/xCw3pbT3/yordan.jpg

clemenza, Thursday, 22 August 2024 03:07 (one month ago) link

3 HR/4-4 game vs. the Phillies today; two of the HR, dead-CF.

https://www.mlb.com/news/spencer-arrighetti-yordan-alvarez-lead-astros-to-win

clemenza, Thursday, 29 August 2024 01:27 (one month ago) link

three weeks pass...

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