ha, IN THE MILK AISLE!!!!!!
― don't try to church it up (nickalicious), Saturday, 8 August 2009 13:49 (fourteen years ago) link
i don't feel like it's that hard to get a girl off fwiw; like, okay here's the clit, toss around a couple tongue/mouth variables etc and before you know it you've got ladyjuice dripping out yr beard
― don't try to church it up (nickalicious), Saturday, 8 August 2009 13:52 (fourteen years ago) link
to be fair though i was terrible at it before i went out with a girl who was sort of a bitch about it until i started getting it right
― don't try to church it up (nickalicious), Saturday, 8 August 2009 13:55 (fourteen years ago) link
Ha, these results. ILX: cocky and underconfident.
― chillbigail ate a chill banana (Abbott), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 00:50 (fourteen years ago) link
If the "instructional" video I saw the other day is any indication, not anywhere near as good as I'd thought...
― Hi, there you're being haunted! Dont you notice it? (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 00:58 (fourteen years ago) link
wow lou jag KILLED it itt.
― wishes to be referred under the pseudonym of kronos (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 01:09 (fourteen years ago) link
Wait, I thought this was about performance art...
― Et Dieu crea l' (Michael White), Sunday, 20 September 2020 14:28 (three years ago) link
"ILX: Cocky and Underconfident" needs to be a board description.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 20 September 2020 16:16 (three years ago) link
superbowl rings
― ... (Eazy), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 18:32 (three years ago) link
like a basketball player
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 18:37 (three years ago) link
As a hitherto exclusively cunnilingual head-giver I feel uncomfortable answering this poll. Certainly my experiences have been good, but I feel I'd need to bite schlong before an accurate self-assessment could form. I shall have to assume my attributes are transferable.
― hello you are very gnocchi i would like taco you in the (country matters), Monday, August 3, 2009 4:11 PM (eleven years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Politically homely (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 19:38 (three years ago) link
yeah I already FP'd whoever wrote that
― imago, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 19:41 (three years ago) link
i'm pretty good. my boyfriend has a small mouth but as long as he sticks to the tip of my penis (which is massive) he's ok. great butt though.
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 19:43 (three years ago) link
the sheer quantity of flex itp is almost admirable tbh
― imago, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 19:48 (three years ago) link
I was good at it in the before times when I was having sex.
aka the Obama era
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 19:49 (three years ago) link
oh this is the thread with the hilarious penguin post
― sarahell, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 19:50 (three years ago) link
prompted by:
I only rarely come from oral, fact fans. Normally there has to be a whole lot of manual action augmenting it. Only truly out-of-this-world oral gets me off, but it's worth it when it happens. Otherwise it's just like wanking (or being wanked) into their mouth and while this is usually still hot'n'happening for both parties, it's not proper fellatio.― cockles (country matters), Thursday, August 6, 2009 8:24 AM (eleven years ago)
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, August 6, 2009 8:24 AM (eleven years ago)
― sarahell, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 19:53 (three years ago) link
The sexiest form of oral is a good conversation imo
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 19:56 (three years ago) link