French films are shit. Porquoi?

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well Caché is on there

nice to see Air de Famille there too, always been a favourite of mine

Tracer Hand, Monday, 16 October 2023 21:12 (six months ago) link

Amour's in there too; I think 2 of 100 is more than enough Haneke

Dwigt Rortugal (Eric H.), Monday, 16 October 2023 21:13 (six months ago) link

lol.
Un Air de Famille probably the best Jaoui/Bacri but there are so many good ones. Comme Une Image, or Le Goût Des Autres come to mind

Tracer Hand, Monday, 16 October 2023 21:16 (six months ago) link

Was there some contractual obligation for every film to have Depardieu in the 70s?

Of the lesser known films on this list, I saw Je t'aime je t'aime the other day, an excellent nouvelle vague / time travel mashup, if you like La Jetee you'd like this one

Zelda Zonk, Monday, 16 October 2023 21:18 (six months ago) link

biggest wtf for me is Blue Is The Warmest Colour in the top50, thought we'd all agreed to memory hole that one

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 16 October 2023 21:40 (six months ago) link

Amour's in there too; I think 2 of 100 is more than enough Haneke

― Dwigt Rortugal (Eric H.), Monday, 16 October 2023 bookmarkflaglink

Rather have more Haneke than half a dozen Truffaut films, which is what stood out for me.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 16 October 2023 21:43 (six months ago) link

Right, well one Truffaut (400 Blows) is also enough

Dwigt Rortugal (Eric H.), Monday, 16 October 2023 21:44 (six months ago) link

"Je t'aime je t'aime"

Thought this was an inspired choice.

xp = yup, just that one.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 16 October 2023 21:45 (six months ago) link

Haneke can go dominate the 100 greatest austrian films list :)

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 16 October 2023 21:46 (six months ago) link

Slightly surprising there is no Celine Sciamma (?)

xyzzzz__, Monday, 16 October 2023 21:48 (six months ago) link

biggest wtf for me is Blue Is The Warmest Colour in the top50, thought we'd all agreed to memory hole that one

― Daniel_Rf,

She was wonderful in Passages. I have a forgiving heart.

hat trick of trashiness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 16 October 2023 22:12 (six months ago) link

Day for Night I'd take out, but the other Truffaut films are great and at least several more (Shoot the Piano Player, The Wild Child, The Green Room, etc) would make strong candidates.

I'm actually not a fan of Haneke - I probably agree with his ideas in a broader sense, but I always felt like he put them across in a sneering, contemptuous way. If I really had to include one of his films, it would probably be Code Unknown.

birdistheword, Tuesday, 17 October 2023 02:07 (six months ago) link

I like Amour more than most ILXers, thanks to Trintignant.

hat trick of trashiness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 02:12 (six months ago) link

Trintignant was wonderful, so was Riva. They both gave great performances and to be fair, Haneke deserves some credit for that (not unless they told him "f--- off, I do what I want," which I highly doubt). I just hate how he filmed that movie and their performances in particular. At best, you could say it was cold and clinical, but at worst it was callous and terrible, particularly the climactic scene which I found repulsive in the way it was composed.

birdistheword, Tuesday, 17 October 2023 02:27 (six months ago) link

Let me reel it back in a bit - there are at least a couple of moments that were movingly depicted, such as this one. But the cruel ones weigh heavier in memory.

birdistheword, Tuesday, 17 October 2023 02:34 (six months ago) link

Reminds me Je t’aime, je t’aime is on sale at Kino Now right now.

Smike and Pmith (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 03:13 (six months ago) link

Unfortunately, the color is way, way off. It's a problem with a lot of color films being restored from that era - revisionist color timing, and in this case, it's a egregious, cold, blue-looking palette. (From what I can tell, everyone who's familiar with this film's history has been very critical of the new look.) But it's a great film, and that still comes through despite the tinkering to the color.

birdistheword, Tuesday, 17 October 2023 03:47 (six months ago) link

I watched a dodgy rip from some dodgy Russian website, but I guess I'm no film purist!

Zelda Zonk, Tuesday, 17 October 2023 06:01 (six months ago) link

She was wonderful in Passages. I have a forgiving heart.

tbc it's not her performance that I think is the issue with that film!

Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 17 October 2023 09:04 (six months ago) link

it's a rubbish list, which is tautological i guess

no gap tree for old men (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 09:09 (six months ago) link

hating this list

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 12:32 (six months ago) link

I dunno, there are things on here that are new to me, which is all I think you can really ask from a (stupid, pointless) list.

Surprised at how high Les Valseuses placed. I watched it this year, and it has dated very poorly, including the woeful rape-that-turns-into-pleasure trope.

Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 17 October 2023 13:54 (six months ago) link

That and Blue/Warmest are examples of what the French call "le doubling down"

Dwigt Rortugal (Eric H.), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 13:55 (six months ago) link

le merde

hat trick of trashiness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 13:57 (six months ago) link

I've not seen 39 but tbh there are a few things I just don't give a fuck about. Is Rozier any good? MUBI is hosting a couple of films of his and can't say I cared.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 17 October 2023 14:02 (six months ago) link

If I really had to include one of his films, it would probably be Code Unknown.

― birdistheword, Tuesday, 17 October 2023 bookmarkflaglink

I love Haneke a lot (none of his films were on the S&S poll, which rankled), but CU was the one I wanted to see here.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 17 October 2023 14:04 (six months ago) link

Yes, Code Unknown above all else, though I liked Cache and Time of the Wolf too.

Dwigt Rortugal (Eric H.), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 14:07 (six months ago) link

I think probably a lot of the stuff on the list that ILXors haven't seen is French postwar popular cinema, there's a lot of films that are huge within France but have next to no exposure outside of it. Stuff like Le Pere Noel Est Une Ordure, La Classe Americaine, L'Homme de Rio...and La Grande Vadrouille, which features two comedians that are viewed as Gods in France (De Funès and Bourvil) and was the highest grossing movie ever in the country until Titanic took its spot (I've seen it - it's one of those 60's caper comedies that are best watched in an alcoholic haze over the holidays. Terry-Thomas is in it!).

Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 17 October 2023 14:56 (six months ago) link

Yeah, there's some o_0 titles littered throughout this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highest-grossing_films_in_France

Dwigt Rortugal (Eric H.), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 15:09 (six months ago) link

No desire whatsoever to see the films of the Asterix & Obelix series

Dwigt Rortugal (Eric H.), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 15:10 (six months ago) link

Code Unknown
The Piano Teacher
Caché
Amour

^^ all the Haneke I need

hat trick of trashiness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 15:10 (six months ago) link

I don't know if it's that o_0 really, every nation has its equivalents - not like Japanese box office is all Naruse or Italian box office all Antonioni.

One of those Asterix movies is good but I don't remember which one.

Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 17 October 2023 15:23 (six months ago) link

True, every national cinema has its own terrible, unfunny comedies

Dwigt Rortugal (Eric H.), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 15:28 (six months ago) link

Carry on Films hello

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 17 October 2023 15:28 (six months ago) link

Yep, which reminds me that someone voted Holiday on the Buses the best movie of all time in the Morbsies

Dwigt Rortugal (Eric H.), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 15:32 (six months ago) link

From the o_0 list above, Le Diner de Cons still holds a special place in my heart

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 15:44 (six months ago) link

God I love to see people sharing my love of Code Unknown, one of my favourite movies and certainly my favourite Haneke

Preach The Crapen (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 15:48 (six months ago) link

we need to decide who the french martin scorsese is and get him to express mild disdain for the asterix/obelix franchise

mark s, Tuesday, 17 October 2023 15:52 (six months ago) link

mild exasperation in fact

mark s, Tuesday, 17 October 2023 15:52 (six months ago) link

I once was hanging out with a guy who’d just spent several days with Haneke for the purpose of writing a profile, and said it was very funny to hear Haneke speak at length against bourgeois conceit and aesthetic, while his extremely lovely wife produced an endless supply of homemade delectables from the kitchen. Him: “we must reject everything the bourgeois stands for”, her: “who wants some pie?”

Preach The Crapen (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 15:53 (six months ago) link

Both are true. We must reject it all, and we must have pie

Dwigt Rortugal (Eric H.), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 15:55 (six months ago) link

that's funny but we must not allow the bourgeoisie to appropriate pie

no gap tree for old men (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 15:56 (six months ago) link

let's have our pie and eat it too

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 15:56 (six months ago) link

"who wants pie" is really not a bourgeois conceit

mark s, Tuesday, 17 October 2023 15:57 (six months ago) link

I once was hanging out with a guy who’d just spent several days with Haneke for the purpose of writing a profile, and said it was very funny to hear Haneke speak at length against bourgeois conceit and aesthetic, while his extremely lovely wife produced an endless supply of homemade delectables from the kitchen. Him: “we must reject everything the bourgeois stands for”, her: “who wants some pie?”

― Preach The Crapen (flamboyant goon tie included),

Buñuel understood.

hat trick of trashiness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 16:01 (six months ago) link

Just to be clear, this house is both anti-bourgeois and pro-pie

Preach The Crapen (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 16:04 (six months ago) link

the discreet charm of the bourpiesie.

hat trick of trashiness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 16:06 (six months ago) link

Yep, which reminds me that someone voted Holiday on the Buses the best movie of all time in the Morbsies

This genuinely made me laugh - and I really can't remember if that was my vote or not. After all, it is a Hammer film.

Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 17 October 2023 16:09 (six months ago) link

The website for the above table lists La Grande Illusion (1937) with an estimated 12.5 million admissions but the actual admissions are unknown.[3]

really, Renoir outsold Star Wars?

jmm, Tuesday, 17 October 2023 16:23 (six months ago) link

Haneke is like Cronenberg and Greenaway for me - all over the map in terms of quality. The more the films open up, the better he is, and I'd recommend 71 Fragments of a Chronology of Chance as one of his most interesting and least didactic.

Very nice to see Buffet Froid and Le Feu Follet represented, the former is like if the 70s Buñuel films were actually funny. I was also under the impression that Je t’aime, je t’aime was basically forgotten, it's a strange choice for a Resnais.

Sorry not to see any André Téchiné, is he too bourgeois even for the French? Or too many good movies with no major standout to collect votes?

Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 17 October 2023 16:32 (six months ago) link


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