80% of men cannot locate Northarbor
― The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 9 October 2023 11:32 (seven months ago) link
Not the last lol
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 9 October 2023 20:23 (seven months ago) link
wow that completely flew over my 11 year-old head
― 龜, Monday, 9 October 2023 20:26 (seven months ago) link
there's even a bad tshirt https://shopwheeloftime.com/products/tar-valon-harbor-master-1
― 龜, Monday, 9 October 2023 20:30 (seven months ago) link
uhmmmm that shirt is incredible. Also can't say I ever noticed the gynecological implications of Tar Valon.
― ian, Monday, 9 October 2023 20:34 (seven months ago) link
Another showrunner interview
https://www.vulture.com/article/wheel-of-time-season-2-showrunner-explains-adaptation-choices.html
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 9 October 2023 22:37 (seven months ago) link
Is anyone enjoying the show who has not read the books?
I watched the first season and didn't really like it much. By the time the second season came out I had mostly forgotten what happened in S1. The season recap didn't really help much, nor did the first episode of S2. Other than the fact that two of the young women are having difficulty training at Hogwarts and the one main lady and her helper are having relationship issues because she lost her magic, I couldn't really grasp what was going on or what the larger point of the show was. I haven't continued past that first episode of S2.
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Monday, 9 October 2023 23:02 (seven months ago) link
My wife has not read the books but likes the show, thinks season 2 is a marked improvement on season 1.Another friend liked the first season enough to start reading the books.
― ian, Tuesday, 10 October 2023 22:56 (seven months ago) link
i haven’t read the books & like it well enough! though I keep forgetting to watch it & the longer i leave it the less i understand what’s going on lol
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 10 October 2023 23:01 (seven months ago) link
you should read the books and moan in the threads about the books imo
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 October 2023 23:04 (seven months ago) link
i bought the books for mr veg but there’s too many lol i rarely can ever commit to a series! lord of the rings & like, feist’s magician series are about the only ones i ever saw through to the end
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 10 October 2023 23:15 (seven months ago) link
Wait like ALL of the Feist books?? Like when we’re talking about like Arutha’s kids and shit? I loved original core trilogy when I was a youth but couldn’t get into the later books.
― ian, Tuesday, 10 October 2023 23:56 (seven months ago) link
lol nooo just the the first three riftwars
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 11 October 2023 00:27 (seven months ago) link
king's buccaneer is good iirc
― difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 11 October 2023 00:41 (seven months ago) link
lads
i may have begun re-reading the books : /
ffs
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 October 2023 00:53 (seven months ago) link
Now I ain't a gamblin man but I'd give 2:1 odds you give up during or at the end of book 4.
― ian, Wednesday, 11 October 2023 23:37 (seven months ago) link
cauthon vibes ^
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 October 2023 23:41 (seven months ago) link
also i back him for a full run
they are much easier reread ime
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 October 2023 23:42 (seven months ago) link
Pretty sure I gave up during book 3 last time I tried.
― ian, Wednesday, 11 October 2023 23:44 (seven months ago) link
cauthon vibes
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 October 2023 23:44 (seven months ago) link
out of the core three stooges, i guess i'd rather be mat than mr crazy or the wolfman.
― ian, Wednesday, 11 October 2023 23:47 (seven months ago) link
i have tried to submit a triplicate post
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 October 2023 23:51 (seven months ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/pK6nvpX/IMG-6379.jpg
if i can do it, you can do it! don't give up!
― 龜, Wednesday, 11 October 2023 23:53 (seven months ago) link
incredible that all those still have their covers intact; the copies i had when i was a kid had the absolute worst glue.
― ian, Wednesday, 11 October 2023 23:54 (seven months ago) link
working my way through book 5
― TWELVE Michelob stars?!? (seandalai), Thursday, 12 October 2023 00:49 (seven months ago) link
'Working' the correct word there
― groovypanda, Thursday, 12 October 2023 07:47 (seven months ago) link
"Are you still working on that, or can I take it away?"
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 12 October 2023 13:38 (seven months ago) link
sanderson to corpse of r jordan
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Thursday, 12 October 2023 13:52 (seven months ago) link
looool
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 12 October 2023 13:58 (seven months ago) link
book 3 is where he starts to get annoying. way more tugs of the braid than previously. like a dozen uses of 'round instead of around. a weird reticence to use contractions. egwene and nynaeve are in an endless spat for no particular reason. perrin is so feeble -- oh no, a hot and mysterious chick (with skirts divided for riding) likes me and i don't know what to do! kickass wolves want to be my best friends but i'd rather cry!
at least the aiel still rule. on to book four
(if i'm to get through this i may need to skip over a *lot* of perrin bits. i don't want to be a leader! i'm just a blacksmith! oh faile! fuck you perrin aybara)
― mookieproof, Monday, 16 October 2023 04:03 (six months ago) link
also loial is cool but would be much cooler if he did anything but
- whoa, ta’veren- hey do you like books? because i like books- fingers like sausages- oh no elder haman will think i’m putting a long handle on my axe- oh no they’re gonna make me marry a cutie- you ta’veren are so hasty amirite- droopy tufted ears- never anger an aes sedai!- mmm ta’veren
― mookieproof, Monday, 16 October 2023 06:13 (six months ago) link
Book three. Of fourteen.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 16 October 2023 22:37 (six months ago) link
you posting this was neither the beginning nor the end of our discussions of robert jordan's oeuvre. there are neither beginnings nor endings to discussions of the wheel of time
but it was a beginning
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 18 October 2023 03:07 (six months ago) link
halfway through book five and this one rules because there's been no perrin at all yet
fortune prick me if i do no keep you abreast arms crossed below my breasts of my progress
― mookieproof, Sunday, 22 October 2023 05:38 (six months ago) link
like a dozen uses of 'round instead of around
this, happily, completely disappeared after book three
― mookieproof, Sunday, 22 October 2023 05:42 (six months ago) link
Just finished book five - things are still happening, though I understand that may not continue to be the case.
growing to appreciate Jordan's commitment to his bit, with the spankings and the obsession with women showing their legs and the random insertions like
Rand gazed upon the Forsaken and saw death. He grasped as much saidin as he could, filling himself up to the limit. If it ended here, he would never see Elayne's face again. He thought of the time he had offended her without knowing - women were mysterious like eels in a bucket, just as Bhob Cutlack always said back in the Two Rivers. The low-cut dress Elayne wore that day had made him see her as a woman. Balefire flashed in front of him, almost erasing him from the Pattern forever.
he knew what he was doing with this stuff, right?
― TWELVE Michelob stars?!? (seandalai), Sunday, 22 October 2023 11:55 (six months ago) link
just as Bhob Cutlack always said
― difficult listening hour, Sunday, 22 October 2023 18:27 (six months ago) link
On Bluesky Saeed Jones has discovered the series and it's kinda great, thus:
Now that I think about it, I want to have sex with Perrin too. He’s hiding a banging body underneath all the grief, depression and demonic nightmares.
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 22 October 2023 18:37 (six months ago) link
jordan died from pulling the stomach outtve himself as he cryprayed
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 October 2023 23:00 (six months ago) link
reached the part in which things are still kinda happening but nevertheless most of our time is spent with
'kneel or you will be knelt' is a good line tho
― mookieproof, Thursday, 26 October 2023 23:30 (six months ago) link
also i have to ask -- since it's late and i'm not sober -- what is the upside of being a darkfriend?
first off it's horrible branding. there are lots of bad people around -- whitecloaks, seanchan, shaido -- but they don't *think* of themselves as evil; they've at least convinced themselves that they're doing the right thing.
there is, however, really no ambiguity about swearing unbreakable oaths to someone called The Dark One and/or Shaitan who has been imprisoned in a place called Shayol Ghul for 3000 years.
but what does anyone get out of it? if you're the head of a house competing for a vacant throne, i guess i can maybe see it?
if you're a random farmer or innkeeper, under regular circumstances, what are you getting to compensate for having a myrddraal periodically slobber on you/kill your extended family? some extra money maybe?
if you're an aes sedai, you can basically do whatever the fuck you want anywhere in the world. under normal circumstances maybe you get . . . i don't even know? but when the shit hits the fan the forsaken chosen will absolutely wreck you for their own purposes
everyone is just cannon-fodder for the chosen/forsaken. if the cute girl from four kings survives the end of the world, at best she lives forever as a slave to some really sadistic assholes. the perfect darkfriend future entails like a dozen people allowing you to torture everyone else who ever lived if you kiss their boots. it doesn't seem like a good bargain
the wheel of time promises *nothing*! it's not like if you live a good life, you'll come back as someone slightly higher in the hierarchy. apparently you just come back as yourself, again and again, forever.
maybe TV ishamael was otm
― mookieproof, Friday, 27 October 2023 06:49 (six months ago) link
what and why darkfriends are is actually the biggest "ive no idea" of Jordan's entire effort tbh, you just have to handwave it away
by the time spoiler turns out to have been spoiler but spoiler spoiler im already just laughing and saying oh fuck off
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Friday, 27 October 2023 07:24 (six months ago) link
yeah i know its two decades but spoilers is a srs business
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Friday, 27 October 2023 07:25 (six months ago) link
i should box your ears
― mookieproof, Friday, 27 October 2023 07:41 (six months ago) link
each of our main three complaining that the other two understand women
i didn't grok this as a kid so i found it funny when i reread
i guess i don't mind the men are from mars/women are from venus shtick, the only other epic fantasy i read the filler was a lot more boring (i'm talking about grrm's pages and pages of boiled leather outfits)
i do agree though that perrin's arc is the most unsatisfying of the three... i think there are a few books later that just skip him entirely?
― 龜, Friday, 27 October 2023 12:19 (six months ago) link
theres good moments of payoff imo
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Friday, 27 October 2023 12:40 (six months ago) link
he rescues his missus more than fuckin mario all the same
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Friday, 27 October 2023 12:41 (six months ago) link
Wanna say thank you to mookieproof for being the hero this thread of the pattern really needs.
― ian, Friday, 27 October 2023 12:44 (six months ago) link
The Wheel crushes all beneath it.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 27 October 2023 13:02 (six months ago) link
reached the part in which things are still kinda happening but nevertheless most of our time is spent withelayne and nynaeve wanting to box each other's earseveryone wanting to box mat's earseveryone obsessed with plunging necklines on dresses, then blushingfaile refusing to talk to perrin and perrin endlessly freaking out about itlews therin gibberingelayne and min (and aviendha, slightly) moping about randeach of our main three complaining that the other two understand womenmen!women!like, a little of this *might* be okay, but it's just fucking endless. half the characters (and all the aes sedai?) have reverted to acting like sullen teenagers even as the larger stakes get bigger. mat and perrin don't want to be bloody heroes, yes, we fucking get it. never have books screamed more loudly for an editor
elayne and nynaeve wanting to box each other's earseveryone wanting to box mat's earseveryone obsessed with plunging necklines on dresses, then blushingfaile refusing to talk to perrin and perrin endlessly freaking out about itlews therin gibberingelayne and min (and aviendha, slightly) moping about randeach of our main three complaining that the other two understand womenmen!women!like, a little of this *might* be okay, but it's just fucking endless. half the characters (and all the aes sedai?) have reverted to acting like sullen teenagers even as the larger stakes get bigger. mat and perrin don't want to be bloody heroes, yes, we fucking get it. never have books screamed more loudly for an editor
trying to work out whether mookieproof is ahead of me or behind me, it's hard to tell!
― TWELVE Michelob stars?!? (seandalai), Saturday, 28 October 2023 01:15 (six months ago) link