Are you good at performing oral sex?

Ah, one learns something new every day.

sb between t's?

not now sugartits

I think "milk aisle" does have promise.

milk aisle at my local supermarket always smells v bad : (

is that how guys refer to their women where you live?

yeah cept they wouldn't say "their women" cos that's hella sexist

y'know, not everyone in Oakland says "hella" ... the band by that name is great, though. Zach Hill is the best thing about it.

http://pagesperso-orange.fr/webzine.musique/albums/hill/astrological.jpg

This is better imo 4 ZH enthusiasts

it's a pretty awesome album. He has really amazing kick drum technique.

it is his "thing"

predicting huge landslide for option 1, you smug bastards

need to find speakers now to play this, btw Sarahel you have awesome taste in music

see, most people, when they watch him play, seem to focus on what he's doing with his hands/arms ... (granted it's the most visible from a standard audience position). A lot of what he's doing are variations of paradiddles and double paradiddles, etc. His kick drum technique is a lot "harder" ... I've seen plenty of drummers that can't do what he does, even with a double bass pedal.

could only tell from utube vids because I live in ireland land of no awesome loud rock shows : (

there's a hella dvd with a lot of concert footage, but the only part that shows his footwork is a brief bit at a show where he injures his ankle. My friend lent it to me. It was very long, and I wasn't paying attention when he said "skip the first hour and a half."

lol, when I first got into Lightning Bolt, I read about how their shows were really insane and really short and I used to try to recreate the atmosphere of being at one of their shows by listening to Dracula Mtn at full volume in my room really loudly with the lights out and jump around a lot until I was out of breath which took around 15 mins, so I have a short but passionate attention span (aka 2hr Hella doc don't seem so intrstng all in one go imo)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

see, most people, when they watch him play, seem to focus on what he's doing with his hands/arms ... (granted it's the most visible from a standard audience position). A lot of what he's doing are variations of 'paradiddles' and 'double paradiddles', etc. His 'kick drum' technique is a lot "harder" ... I've seen plenty of 'drummers' that can't do what he does, even with a 'double bass pedal'.

― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Friday, 7 August 2009 23:38 (18 minutes ago) Bookmark

one slight amendment

also now i will be more confident gloryholing at a world FAP

LJ, what the fuck was the amendment? also, wow

the introduction of quotation marks to make it more on-topic, also XD

xp - seriously, there are plenty of good drummers, no quotation marks needed, that can't play what he does on the kick drum. Granted, double bass is a different animal, especially because of balance issues ... unless your quotation marks are for the purpose of innuendo.

I like the idea of this thread encompassing topics from every other ilx subboard ...

it was a slightly clumsy gag, especially coming at this thread's climax, kinda fluffed the crucial moment tbh

.... so, the gag reflex ... anyone?

the teeth thing is not nearly as much of a challenge as the gag reflex.

Wow, so people on this board think they're so damn excellent at oral. Wonder what the results would be if we actually got their historical partners to vote instead of them. ha ha.

Now come on, on a thread about oral sex, I don't understand why bicycles came up, but seriously - teabagging and profiterols are totally on topic.

aw man, this thread had to happen in the like only 5 days this summer i've not been here d'oh.

ha, IN THE MILK AISLE!!!!!!

i don't feel like it's that hard to get a girl off fwiw; like, okay here's the clit, toss around a couple tongue/mouth variables etc and before you know it you've got ladyjuice dripping out yr beard

to be fair though i was terrible at it before i went out with a girl who was sort of a bitch about it until i started getting it right

Ha, these results. ILX: cocky and underconfident.

If the "instructional" video I saw the other day is any indication, not anywhere near as good as I'd thought...

wow lou jag KILLED it itt.

Wait, I thought this was about performance art...

"ILX: Cocky and Underconfident" needs to be a board description.

superbowl rings

like a basketball player

As a hitherto exclusively cunnilingual head-giver I feel uncomfortable answering this poll. Certainly my experiences have been good, but I feel I'd need to bite schlong before an accurate self-assessment could form. I shall have to assume my attributes are transferable.

― hello you are very gnocchi i would like taco you in the (country matters), Monday, August 3, 2009 4:11 PM (eleven years ago) bookmarkflaglink

yeah I already FP'd whoever wrote that

i'm pretty good. my boyfriend has a small mouth but as long as he sticks to the tip of my penis (which is massive) he's ok. great butt though.

the sheer quantity of flex itp is almost admirable tbh

I was good at it in the before times when I was having sex.

aka the Obama era

oh this is the thread with the hilarious penguin post

prompted by:

I only rarely come from oral, fact fans. Normally there has to be a whole lot of manual action augmenting it. Only truly out-of-this-world oral gets me off, but it's worth it when it happens. Otherwise it's just like wanking (or being wanked) into their mouth and while this is usually still hot'n'happening for both parties, it's not proper fellatio.

― cockles (country matters), Thursday, August 6, 2009 8:24 AM (eleven years ago)

The sexiest form of oral is a good conversation imo