Fellas, which actress makes you swoon and you want to marry her so that you don't care how bad the movie is?

bonnie hunt. no joek.

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/en/images/thumb/e/eb/TLar.jpg/180px-TLar.jpg

*swoons*

I don't have one of these, I don't think. BUT I would like to mention that I watched like 30 minutes of a movie called One-Eyed Monster because it starred Amber Benson from Buffy. It was about a snowbound porn set on which some kind of alien takes over Ron Jeremy's penis, and then the penis goes around killing everyone. At some point there was dialogue roughly as follows:

MAN: If we stay here we'll be sitting ducks for that thing.
WOMAN: It's not a thing.
MAN: Ron Jeremy was a great guy. I know you dug on him. But he's dead now. And that may be his dick out there, but it's a mass murderer.

amy ryan
maura tierney

nabisco, that is primo "John and FB will watch it"-fodder

oooh maura tierney

I don't know if it should be inflicted on anyone else. The fact that it wants to be that ridiculous and awful makes the ridiculous awfulness harder to really enjoy.

famke
maura tierney

Gloria Grahame

ha, gloria grahame would start cheating on you before the honeymoon was over

thought of a few this applies to for me: erika christensen, bryce dallas howard, rachel mcadams, toni collette, kate winslet

susan sarandon

elizabeth mcgovern (in her heyday - does she even make movies anymore?)

ethel merman

― velko,

LOL

First thing that came to mind

Fellas, which actress makes you swoon and you want to marry her so that you don't care how bad indie the movie is?

Michelle Williams.

^yeah. ever since Dick.

I can't think of any

I mean there's actresses I really like but it tends to be because y'know they're good in relatively good movies (Naomi Watts and Jennifer Jason Leigh spring to mind, but I wouldn't watch a movie just cuz one of them was in it.)

patricia clarkson

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f145/wvshowdown/Rachael_Ray_Corn_Porn_-_HOT_.gif

that is not nice

dianne weist is a good one, I will kinda watch her in anything.

Shelley Duvall too (man whatever happened to her)

but in those cases its not cuz they make me "swoon" or whatever (actually I don't think either Duvall or Weist is remotely attractive) I just really appreciate their acting chops and the characters they create

lolz rachael ray animated .gif how long did it take you to make that

Ashley Judd
Amy Adams

Ashley Judd would be mine too because she's made some awful movies but I've watched many of them anyway.

susan sarandon

+1

I'm rather smitten with Rose Byrne, yet I've never seen an episode of Damages.

oh god yes, basically Ashley Judd in a movie tells me two things:

1) The movie will be terrible.
2) She will be riveting in it.

xp: OH DUDE SEE DAMAGES, IT'S GREAT

Evanna Lynch

^^^haha i once watched all of 'eye of the beholder' at like three in the morning in a hotel room exactly

xp

I shouldn't click on the Rachel Ray gif, right?

it's not what its terrible, terrible name implies

I am not yet reassured

^_^

if ur anything like shakey it may push u over the edge and turn u into a raping murdering machine :(

Dan iirc we've discussed the A. Judd thing on a previous thread. I love her and wish we were bffs.

had not heard about Jessica Lange's armadillo-graft, hope she is recovering ok

x-post LOL it was one of your threads: ASHLEY JUDD

didn't Tracer Hand once post a story about Ashley Judd being awful, or something?

If he did then I don't want to hear it. :-(

if ur anything like shakey it may push u over the edge and turn u into a raping murdering machine :(

aren't you banned yet

dont rape me bro ;_;

stay classy

would watch amy ryan in a leading role in a bad movie just to watch amy ryan. plz to give her more leading roles in movies.

Oh wait no, Tracer started an "in praise of Ashley Judd" thread. I feel like someone had a story somewhere about a restaurant and Ashley Judd being terrible.

No, I think you must be mistaken. I refuse to believe that's possible.

xxpost not the lead but she's the only "good" thing about Gone Baby Gone, and even then her character is such a ridiculously over the top caricature of course she was nominated for it. She totally deserves better though

still stanning for Connelly tbh

honorable mention: Theron, Watts

Watts, yes. Also: Catharine Keener

no drowning in the thread = no credibility

Molly Parker

kinda agree with this, even though the only things i've really seen her in are that one episode of "party down" and lol wickerman

rachel weisz

doesn't it just burn you up that she's with Aronofsky

i don't know that much about the guy, but imo the fact that she's banging some nerdy technician isn't hurting her internet appeal.

http://ephemerist.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/joan_holloway.jpg

http://patdollard.com/wp-content/uploads/faye_dunaway.jpg

>Molly Parker

Kissed is kind of a bittersweet, thoughtful feminist take on Jörg Buttgereit's 'Nekromantic 2', pretty good one in the 'falling for a girl with some issues that she doesn't really see as issues' category (even thought the film's from her point of view), I remember liking it and occasionally having to remind myself that it really exists

Dunaway belongs on the 'make you swoon and marry her no matter how batshit crazy she is' thred.

Watching State of Play right now & I gotta say, put me down as +1 for Rachel McAdams.

http://www.celebrityroyale.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/anne-hathaway.jpg is currently boring the shit out of me on telly.

http://www.vh1.com/sitewide/flipbooks/img/movies/production_stills/y/you_dont_mess_with_the_zohan/emmanuelle-chriqui-zohan-1.jpg

top five:

1.) anna karina
2.) isabelle huppert
3.) anne hathaway
4.) asia argento (might actually care how bad the movie is here.)
5.) about five hundred i can't settle on.

emily mortimer. I guess I kinda have a 'thing' for sad-eyed british girls. (see also emily watson)

And emily woof?

rosario dawson
elizabeth banks

I'm strangely attracted to Natasha leggero

And Katy perry is obviously not an actress but I'd break it off in her ass

https://www.cbsnews.com/video/jessica-lange-behind-the-lens/?fbclid=IwAR2SdujFOzfq6rWqyN5I_zuJcMVSD3wnOY_GF9scR0DvLQXOdqIL8sw2-8A

Jessica Lange is a photographer in addition to an actress. Has a Highway 61 exhibit in NY through the 18th.