thread to get over a breakup

"bible camp"???

Well, a retreat her church does every year, where she goes and helps out, making sure the kids don't die or whatever.

yeah, i've kinda got a no chick-dedicated-to-a-religion rule these days. that shit can warp perfectly intelligent and wonderful people's perspectives.

aw i was about to lol but it is mostly sad now

It was pirate themed and I helped make fucking props for games. Man that was the most boring pointless day of my life.

It was pirate themed

instadump imo

She was kind of boring and with her identical twin, once spent a whole night out getting me drunk and trying to trick me into making sure I could tell who was who (changing outfits in the toilets)(I could tell, due to being amazing) but she had great legs and made cakes.

dude lj, there's nothing wrong with kids liking pirates, although the idea of christian pirates sounds kinda boring.

don't worry there are plenty of chicks with great legs who don't go to bible camp and are not boring

most of them make cakes too

Wow, having a thread to bitch to people who have no idea who she is feels incredibly good. Well done ILX, I never noticed I actually kind of disliked the girl (pretty girls can disguise it well obv.)

Yeah but i've gone back to a town where only females are under 18 or the haggard freaks who didn't leave. Have just accepted that until I move back into London, my life will be one lacking decent female company.

anyone over the age of 18 getting all tizzed-up about pirates or ninjas, talking or dressing as such, is the epitomy of hollow kook...forgive me for disdaining certain student practices but this is one of the most heinous

jordan is also otm, cakes are as prevalent an indiegirl staple as moustaches

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anyone over the age of 18 getting all tizzed-up about pirates or ninjas, talking or dressing as such, is the epitomy of hollow kook...forgive me for disdaining certain student practices but this is one of the most heinous

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her hitler hairdo is making me feel illlll

(phew for a minute there, I turned into Dom Passantino, I turned into Dom Passantino, I turned into Do-o-om)

wait -- britishes have bible camp?

dudes, there are things people do that are stupid but at least fairly original, and then there are joyless cliches

and yeah we got religion here

wait who has a hitler haircut

really they are severing heads and kicking them around like soccor balls in the finest druidic tradition; "bible camp" is kind of a euphemism

it is quite funny how the lolbritishes triumvirate descended more or less simultaneously, it is as if I have a permanent batmang call going up whenever I post

Rarely. In fact I think she is the only church going person I know, so it didn't seem like the lol america&church-goers situation but just something that intrigued me.

(intrigued me until i just noticed it was a pointless waste of time and that i didn't care. Still, the girlfriend I had before that decided to break a pool cue over my head, so boring and stable seemed alright.)

As this is on ILTMI...dynamite or nay?

dude

isn't the point of this board voluntary oversharing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oputkAvS8oI

I mean conversationally. Oral dynamite.

lol ok sorry n/m but I wanted to see how far 'boring and stable' extended itself...'nuff prying

wait who has a hitler haircut

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Hitler?

Nah, it's all good. Started kinda awkward and rub, but then we left uni and had to go visit each other in our hometowns where there is nothing to do, it lead to almost day trips of, ahem, dynamite.

"give me your secular love! mmm! we're making love Michael! making secular love!"

but it would have to be a lady hitler. a hitlher

post-op Hitler?

actual answer here btw

surely a hitleress

that song was radiohead's despairing, uplifting primal cry against the proliferation of sartorial indie cliche imo

GIS results for "hitleress" are sorely lacking

despairing AND uplifting. good show.

can one no longer be archly flippant without getting called out for oxymoronic use of adjectives

thank you dan i seek only enlightenment

it is obvious that lj has killfiled me in a fit of pique

anyway, first half of KP = despairing, second = uplifting (or at least cathartic), to be crude about it

jj i suggested 'hitleress'! i would have answered if dan had not

i cant hear you you have me killfiled

lol

besides, having to explain one's own references is kinda crippling is it not

is there a noise in here? maybe it is the wind

thread to get over a breakwind

has there ever been scientific study on why farts and fart jokes are so consistently funny?

I'm still waking up, so I misread your display name as "Felchboy" ...

well, when i first started posting however long ago i was "felcher", so it's not completely off the mark.

this latest ILXor breakup has reminded me of the shame I felt when I found out the literary house I lived in in college became home to a pirate a-cappella singing group.