Fellas, which actress makes you swoon and you want to marry her so that you don't care how bad the movie is?

on the left ;)

Jessica Lange before she had an armadillo surgically grafted on her face.

maybe jennifer jason leigh or laura linney.

not that they make me swoon, i just am more inclined to see movies that they're in.

oh that reminds me i have to watch dolores claiborne again soon

JJL good call as well. (i cannot read that name anymore without hearing the Weakerthans in my head, oooh Jennifer Jason Leigh)

shelley winters

Kate Beckinsale

Mercedes McCambridge

shelly duvall

shelley long

comedy response

little surprised at lack of reppin for amy ryan...

Leatrice Joy.

haha, i would totally marry 70s shelly duvall

Angela Lansbury.

dianne wiest

judith anderson

bonnie hunt. no joek.

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/en/images/thumb/e/eb/TLar.jpg/180px-TLar.jpg

*swoons*

I don't have one of these, I don't think. BUT I would like to mention that I watched like 30 minutes of a movie called One-Eyed Monster because it starred Amber Benson from Buffy. It was about a snowbound porn set on which some kind of alien takes over Ron Jeremy's penis, and then the penis goes around killing everyone. At some point there was dialogue roughly as follows:

MAN: If we stay here we'll be sitting ducks for that thing.
WOMAN: It's not a thing.
MAN: Ron Jeremy was a great guy. I know you dug on him. But he's dead now. And that may be his dick out there, but it's a mass murderer.

amy ryan
maura tierney

nabisco, that is primo "John and FB will watch it"-fodder

oooh maura tierney

I don't know if it should be inflicted on anyone else. The fact that it wants to be that ridiculous and awful makes the ridiculous awfulness harder to really enjoy.

famke
maura tierney

Gloria Grahame

ha, gloria grahame would start cheating on you before the honeymoon was over

thought of a few this applies to for me: erika christensen, bryce dallas howard, rachel mcadams, toni collette, kate winslet

susan sarandon

elizabeth mcgovern (in her heyday - does she even make movies anymore?)

ethel merman

― velko,

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Fellas, which actress makes you swoon and you want to marry her so that you don't care how bad indie the movie is?

Michelle Williams.

^yeah. ever since Dick.

I can't think of any

I mean there's actresses I really like but it tends to be because y'know they're good in relatively good movies (Naomi Watts and Jennifer Jason Leigh spring to mind, but I wouldn't watch a movie just cuz one of them was in it.)

patricia clarkson

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f145/wvshowdown/Rachael_Ray_Corn_Porn_-_HOT_.gif

that is not nice

dianne weist is a good one, I will kinda watch her in anything.

Shelley Duvall too (man whatever happened to her)

but in those cases its not cuz they make me "swoon" or whatever (actually I don't think either Duvall or Weist is remotely attractive) I just really appreciate their acting chops and the characters they create

lolz rachael ray animated .gif how long did it take you to make that

Ashley Judd
Amy Adams

Ashley Judd would be mine too because she's made some awful movies but I've watched many of them anyway.

susan sarandon

+1

I'm rather smitten with Rose Byrne, yet I've never seen an episode of Damages.

oh god yes, basically Ashley Judd in a movie tells me two things:

1) The movie will be terrible.
2) She will be riveting in it.

xp: OH DUDE SEE DAMAGES, IT'S GREAT

Evanna Lynch

^^^haha i once watched all of 'eye of the beholder' at like three in the morning in a hotel room exactly

xp

I shouldn't click on the Rachel Ray gif, right?

it's not what its terrible, terrible name implies

shannyn sossamon

Yes, I love her too. I watched 40 days and 40 nights because of her for christ's sake. Her character's name in that was Erica iirc. :-)

young julie delpy, but she's kind of horrible now =(

pretty sure I stopped crushing on actresses once I turned, like, 21.

Samantha Morton and Kim Novak and Emilie Dequenne.

Linda Hunt.

That Fay Wray dame- she's got gams that just don't quit!

not nuf pictures in this thread
http://blog.newsok.com/bamsblog/files/2008/12/kristen-stewart-2.jpg

I just saw Adventureland last week and she's fantastic. Not fantastic enough to make me ever see Twilight, though.

no matter how fantastic she is, you still have to see Twilight

pretty sure i've watched every anna hathaway movie.

haha except rachel getting married

actually watched one of the princess diaries movies three or four times and still couldn't tell you anything about the plot except that there's a talking book

alicia witt

Rachel Weisz
Mary Lynn Rajskub

Mercedes McCambridge

― velko, Friday, August 7, 2009 12:12 PM (2 weeks ago)

forgot how awesome she was in the original "All the King's Men"

this thread was pretty homosexual.. until now

http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/date-machine/Monica_Bellucci.jpg

elbow nip

What? She couldn't even feel it. Those things hardly have nerves.

Molly Parker

kinda agree with this, even though the only things i've really seen her in are that one episode of "party down" and lol wickerman

rachel weisz

doesn't it just burn you up that she's with Aronofsky

i don't know that much about the guy, but imo the fact that she's banging some nerdy technician isn't hurting her internet appeal.

http://ephemerist.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/joan_holloway.jpg

http://patdollard.com/wp-content/uploads/faye_dunaway.jpg

>Molly Parker

Kissed is kind of a bittersweet, thoughtful feminist take on Jörg Buttgereit's 'Nekromantic 2', pretty good one in the 'falling for a girl with some issues that she doesn't really see as issues' category (even thought the film's from her point of view), I remember liking it and occasionally having to remind myself that it really exists

Dunaway belongs on the 'make you swoon and marry her no matter how batshit crazy she is' thred.

Watching State of Play right now & I gotta say, put me down as +1 for Rachel McAdams.

http://www.celebrityroyale.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/anne-hathaway.jpg is currently boring the shit out of me on telly.

http://www.vh1.com/sitewide/flipbooks/img/movies/production_stills/y/you_dont_mess_with_the_zohan/emmanuelle-chriqui-zohan-1.jpg

top five:

1.) anna karina
2.) isabelle huppert
3.) anne hathaway
4.) asia argento (might actually care how bad the movie is here.)
5.) about five hundred i can't settle on.

emily mortimer. I guess I kinda have a 'thing' for sad-eyed british girls. (see also emily watson)

And emily woof?

rosario dawson
elizabeth banks

I'm strangely attracted to Natasha leggero

And Katy perry is obviously not an actress but I'd break it off in her ass

https://www.cbsnews.com/video/jessica-lange-behind-the-lens/?fbclid=IwAR2SdujFOzfq6rWqyN5I_zuJcMVSD3wnOY_GF9scR0DvLQXOdqIL8sw2-8A

Jessica Lange is a photographer in addition to an actress. Has a Highway 61 exhibit in NY through the 18th.