parker posey
― BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 7 August 2009 19:05 (fourteen years ago) link
Emily Mortimer.http://evamojje.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/photo_02_hires1.jpg
― Ludo, Friday, 7 August 2009 19:06 (fourteen years ago) link
on the left ;)
Jessica Lange before she had an armadillo surgically grafted on her face.
― Anatomy of a Morbius (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 August 2009 19:06 (fourteen years ago) link
maybe jennifer jason leigh or laura linney.
― irritating freepers and morbsists alike (get bent), Friday, 7 August 2009 19:08 (fourteen years ago) link
not that they make me swoon, i just am more inclined to see movies that they're in.
― irritating freepers and morbsists alike (get bent), Friday, 7 August 2009 19:09 (fourteen years ago) link
oh that reminds me i have to watch dolores claiborne again soon
― I love rainbow cookies (surm), Friday, 7 August 2009 19:09 (fourteen years ago) link
JJL good call as well. (i cannot read that name anymore without hearing the Weakerthans in my head, oooh Jennifer Jason Leigh)
― Ludo, Friday, 7 August 2009 19:09 (fourteen years ago) link
shelley winters
― there is no there there (elmo argonaut), Friday, 7 August 2009 19:10 (fourteen years ago) link
Kate Beckinsale
― ice cr?m paint job (milo z), Friday, 7 August 2009 19:11 (fourteen years ago) link
Mercedes McCambridge
― velko, Friday, 7 August 2009 19:12 (fourteen years ago) link
shelly duvall
― there is no there there (elmo argonaut), Friday, 7 August 2009 19:13 (fourteen years ago) link
shelley long
comedy response
― stayin golder than ponyboy (Lamp), Friday, 7 August 2009 19:13 (fourteen years ago) link
little surprised at lack of reppin for amy ryan...
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 7 August 2009 19:14 (fourteen years ago) link
Leatrice Joy.
― f1f0 (Pashmina), Friday, 7 August 2009 19:14 (fourteen years ago) link
haha, i would totally marry 70s shelly duvall
― velko, Friday, 7 August 2009 19:15 (fourteen years ago) link
Angela Lansbury.
― Anatomy of a Morbius (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 August 2009 19:15 (fourteen years ago) link
dianne wiest
― there is no there there (elmo argonaut), Friday, 7 August 2009 19:16 (fourteen years ago) link
judith anderson
― velko, Friday, 7 August 2009 19:16 (fourteen years ago) link
bonnie hunt. no joek.
― ^prizes the praise of the media, and the Europeans (will), Friday, 7 August 2009 19:18 (fourteen years ago) link
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/en/images/thumb/e/eb/TLar.jpg/180px-TLar.jpg
― Anatomy of a Morbius (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 August 2009 19:18 (fourteen years ago) link
*swoons*
― velko, Friday, 7 August 2009 19:19 (fourteen years ago) link
I don't have one of these, I don't think. BUT I would like to mention that I watched like 30 minutes of a movie called One-Eyed Monster because it starred Amber Benson from Buffy. It was about a snowbound porn set on which some kind of alien takes over Ron Jeremy's penis, and then the penis goes around killing everyone. At some point there was dialogue roughly as follows:
MAN: If we stay here we'll be sitting ducks for that thing.WOMAN: It's not a thing.MAN: Ron Jeremy was a great guy. I know you dug on him. But he's dead now. And that may be his dick out there, but it's a mass murderer.
― nabisco, Friday, 7 August 2009 19:19 (fourteen years ago) link
amy ryanmaura tierney
― omar little, Friday, 7 August 2009 19:20 (fourteen years ago) link
nabisco, that is primo "John and FB will watch it"-fodder
― I am over wieght and I have angelical quilities (HI DERE), Friday, 7 August 2009 19:21 (fourteen years ago) link
oooh maura tierney
― irritating freepers and morbsists alike (get bent), Friday, 7 August 2009 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link
I don't know if it should be inflicted on anyone else. The fact that it wants to be that ridiculous and awful makes the ridiculous awfulness harder to really enjoy.
― nabisco, Friday, 7 August 2009 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link
famkemaura tierney
― mookieproof, Friday, 7 August 2009 19:25 (fourteen years ago) link
Gloria Grahame
― Matt #2, Friday, 7 August 2009 19:26 (fourteen years ago) link
ha, gloria grahame would start cheating on you before the honeymoon was over
― velko, Friday, 7 August 2009 19:27 (fourteen years ago) link
thought of a few this applies to for me: erika christensen, bryce dallas howard, rachel mcadams, toni collette, kate winslet
― some dude, Friday, 7 August 2009 19:29 (fourteen years ago) link
susan sarandon
― omar little, Friday, 7 August 2009 19:32 (fourteen years ago) link
elizabeth mcgovern (in her heyday - does she even make movies anymore?)
― m coleman, Friday, 7 August 2009 19:44 (fourteen years ago) link
ethel merman
― velko,
LOL
― m coleman, Friday, 7 August 2009 19:45 (fourteen years ago) link
First thing that came to mind
Fellas, which actress makes you swoon and you want to marry her so that you don't care how bad indie the movie is?
Michelle Williams.
― a hoy hoy, Friday, 7 August 2009 19:46 (fourteen years ago) link
^yeah. ever since Dick.
― ^prizes the praise of the media, and the Europeans (will), Friday, 7 August 2009 19:56 (fourteen years ago) link
I can't think of any
― girlish in the worst sense of that term (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 7 August 2009 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link
I mean there's actresses I really like but it tends to be because y'know they're good in relatively good movies (Naomi Watts and Jennifer Jason Leigh spring to mind, but I wouldn't watch a movie just cuz one of them was in it.)
― girlish in the worst sense of that term (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 7 August 2009 20:03 (fourteen years ago) link
patricia clarkson
― akm, Friday, 7 August 2009 20:03 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f145/wvshowdown/Rachael_Ray_Corn_Porn_-_HOT_.gif
― omar little, Friday, 7 August 2009 20:04 (fourteen years ago) link
that is not nice
― I am over wieght and I have angelical quilities (HI DERE), Friday, 7 August 2009 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link
dianne weist is a good one, I will kinda watch her in anything.
Shelley Duvall too (man whatever happened to her)
but in those cases its not cuz they make me "swoon" or whatever (actually I don't think either Duvall or Weist is remotely attractive) I just really appreciate their acting chops and the characters they create
― girlish in the worst sense of that term (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 7 August 2009 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link
lolz rachael ray animated .gif how long did it take you to make that
― girlish in the worst sense of that term (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 7 August 2009 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link
Ashley JuddAmy Adams
― Trip Maker, Friday, 7 August 2009 20:08 (fourteen years ago) link
Ashley Judd would be mine too because she's made some awful movies but I've watched many of them anyway.
― ENBB, Friday, 7 August 2009 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link
+1
I'm rather smitten with Rose Byrne, yet I've never seen an episode of Damages.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 7 August 2009 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link
oh god yes, basically Ashley Judd in a movie tells me two things:
1) The movie will be terrible.2) She will be riveting in it.
xp: OH DUDE SEE DAMAGES, IT'S GREAT
― I am over wieght and I have angelical quilities (HI DERE), Friday, 7 August 2009 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link
Evanna Lynch
― Nate Carson, Friday, 7 August 2009 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^haha i once watched all of 'eye of the beholder' at like three in the morning in a hotel room exactly
xp
― mookieproof, Friday, 7 August 2009 20:17 (fourteen years ago) link
Even cooler, wikipedia says she was in two Mr. Show episodes and a Daft Punk video.
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 8 August 2009 20:53 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah i saw the gift more or less entirely for katie holmes and her two friends
You mean the two magnificent parts of herself in the faded glow of night's light?
― jaymc, Saturday, 8 August 2009 21:18 (fourteen years ago) link
shannyn sossamon
Yes, I love her too. I watched 40 days and 40 nights because of her for christ's sake. Her character's name in that was Erica iirc. :-)
― ENBB, Saturday, 8 August 2009 23:06 (fourteen years ago) link
young julie delpy, but she's kind of horrible now =(
― admrl, Saturday, 8 August 2009 23:08 (fourteen years ago) link
pretty sure I stopped crushing on actresses once I turned, like, 21.
― admrl, Saturday, 8 August 2009 23:09 (fourteen years ago) link
Samantha Morton and Kim Novak and Emilie Dequenne.
― Bill A, Sunday, 9 August 2009 03:46 (fourteen years ago) link
Linda Hunt.
― chip dumstorf, Sunday, 9 August 2009 03:57 (fourteen years ago) link
That Fay Wray dame- she's got gams that just don't quit!
― More Butty In Your Pants (Telephone thing), Sunday, 9 August 2009 04:07 (fourteen years ago) link
not nuf pictures in this threadhttp://blog.newsok.com/bamsblog/files/2008/12/kristen-stewart-2.jpg
― sonderangerbot, Sunday, 9 August 2009 04:27 (fourteen years ago) link
I just saw Adventureland last week and she's fantastic. Not fantastic enough to make me ever see Twilight, though.
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 9 August 2009 04:29 (fourteen years ago) link
no matter how fantastic she is, you still have to see Twilight
― sonderangerbot, Sunday, 9 August 2009 04:31 (fourteen years ago) link
pretty sure i've watched every anna hathaway movie.
― don't try to church it up (nickalicious), Sunday, 9 August 2009 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link
haha except rachel getting married
actually watched one of the princess diaries movies three or four times and still couldn't tell you anything about the plot except that there's a talking book
― don't try to church it up (nickalicious), Sunday, 9 August 2009 20:55 (fourteen years ago) link
alicia witt
― don't try to church it up (nickalicious), Monday, 10 August 2009 00:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Rachel WeiszMary Lynn Rajskub
― Sug-Banning Fool at Poll-Making School (los blue jeans), Monday, 10 August 2009 01:44 (fourteen years ago) link
― velko, Friday, August 7, 2009 12:12 PM (2 weeks ago)
forgot how awesome she was in the original "All the King's Men"
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Sunday, 23 August 2009 21:29 (fourteen years ago) link
this thread was pretty homosexual.. until now
http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/date-machine/Monica_Bellucci.jpg
― merked, Sunday, 23 August 2009 22:30 (fourteen years ago) link
elbow nip
― velko, Sunday, 23 August 2009 23:23 (fourteen years ago) link
What? She couldn't even feel it. Those things hardly have nerves.
― bamcquern, Monday, 24 August 2009 00:12 (fourteen years ago) link
Molly Parker
kinda agree with this, even though the only things i've really seen her in are that one episode of "party down" and lol wickerman
― "Please Please Meh" (Lennon/McKl0pper) (some dude), Monday, 24 August 2009 00:41 (fourteen years ago) link
rachel weisz
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Monday, 24 August 2009 13:49 (fourteen years ago) link
doesn't it just burn you up that she's with Aronofsky
― tony dayo (dyao), Monday, 24 August 2009 13:52 (fourteen years ago) link
i don't know that much about the guy, but imo the fact that she's banging some nerdy technician isn't hurting her internet appeal.
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Monday, 24 August 2009 14:03 (fourteen years ago) link
http://ephemerist.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/joan_holloway.jpg
― chap, Monday, 24 August 2009 22:17 (fourteen years ago) link
http://patdollard.com/wp-content/uploads/faye_dunaway.jpg
― chap, Monday, 24 August 2009 22:25 (fourteen years ago) link
>Molly Parker
Kissed is kind of a bittersweet, thoughtful feminist take on Jörg Buttgereit's 'Nekromantic 2', pretty good one in the 'falling for a girl with some issues that she doesn't really see as issues' category (even thought the film's from her point of view), I remember liking it and occasionally having to remind myself that it really exists
― Milton Parker, Tuesday, 25 August 2009 00:04 (fourteen years ago) link
Dunaway belongs on the 'make you swoon and marry her no matter how batshit crazy she is' thred.
― Batsman (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 00:07 (fourteen years ago) link
Watching State of Play right now & I gotta say, put me down as +1 for Rachel McAdams.
― Pullman/Paxton Revolving Bills (Pillbox), Sunday, 30 August 2009 19:56 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.celebrityroyale.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/anne-hathaway.jpg is currently boring the shit out of me on telly.
― b hoy hoy (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 30 August 2009 20:29 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.vh1.com/sitewide/flipbooks/img/movies/production_stills/y/you_dont_mess_with_the_zohan/emmanuelle-chriqui-zohan-1.jpg
― tay zondven (k3vin k.), Sunday, 30 August 2009 21:00 (fourteen years ago) link
top five:
1.) anna karina2.) isabelle huppert 3.) anne hathaway4.) asia argento (might actually care how bad the movie is here.)5.) about five hundred i can't settle on.
― strongohulkingtonsghost, Sunday, 30 August 2009 21:16 (fourteen years ago) link
emily mortimer. I guess I kinda have a 'thing' for sad-eyed british girls. (see also emily watson)
― dyao, Saturday, 23 January 2010 17:36 (fourteen years ago) link
And emily woof?
― Bob Six, Saturday, 23 January 2010 17:58 (fourteen years ago) link
rosario dawsonelizabeth banks
― symsymsym, Sunday, 8 August 2010 00:43 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm strangely attracted to Natasha leggero
― chrisv2010, Sunday, 8 August 2010 00:52 (thirteen years ago) link
And Katy perry is obviously not an actress but I'd break it off in her ass
― chrisv2010, Sunday, 8 August 2010 00:59 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.cbsnews.com/video/jessica-lange-behind-the-lens/?fbclid=IwAR2SdujFOzfq6rWqyN5I_zuJcMVSD3wnOY_GF9scR0DvLQXOdqIL8sw2-8A
Jessica Lange is a photographer in addition to an actress. Has a Highway 61 exhibit in NY through the 18th.
― curmudgeon, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 19:55 (four years ago) link