You have posted 1,771 messages
this seems far too low unless the system doesn't count "lol" as a post
― BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 7 August 2009 17:35 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah, surely you've posted much more than that... Have you had different logins, or has it always been the same?
― Tuomas, Saturday, 8 August 2009 11:57 (fourteen years ago) link
BIG HOOS aka the small epenis man
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 8 August 2009 11:58 (fourteen years ago) link
You have posted 27,911 messages
― kid cruti (roxymuzak), Monday, 10 August 2009 04:48 (fourteen years ago) link
You have posted 9,747 messages
― trill the goonlight (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 10 August 2009 06:03 (fourteen years ago) link
You have posted 1,566 messages
there is no way i have posted almost as much as hoos ¬_¬
― thomp, Monday, 10 August 2009 08:39 (fourteen years ago) link
You have posted 1,734 messages, but 90% of them are photos of 19th century people you would like to kick it with.
― sleighdog mcdonald (unregistered), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 13:38 (fourteen years ago) link
unregistered is quality, not quantity
― steamed hams (harbl), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 13:55 (fourteen years ago) link
You have posted 10,351 messages
^^ I checked the login I used from '05 to '08 and there were about 5k messages on that too. no idea how many I posted from '01 to '05 but it couldn't have been much more.
― some dude, Wednesday, 30 September 2009 14:49 (fourteen years ago) link
harbarbl is quality and quantity, with an added dose of sass.
― sleighdog mcdonald (unregistered), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 14:54 (fourteen years ago) link
5,694! sure doesn't seem like that many.
― yellow card for favre (call all destroyer), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 14:56 (fourteen years ago) link
dear Ned R., you know how you often post to threads, guess what, you are required to post in this one whether you want to or not
just puttin you on notice pal
― a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 15:11 (fourteen years ago) link
i m curious (raggett)
― treyf shrimpz (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 17:38 (fourteen years ago) link
This post puts me three away from 18,000.
― Oppositional Soup (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 17:46 (fourteen years ago) link
lol whoops
You have posted 27,905 messages
― rather shipped (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link
6319 as of this one but i've had other log-ins.
― l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 21:26 (fourteen years ago) link
6689, 30% of which are "OTMFM!" or "lol."
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 30 September 2009 21:28 (fourteen years ago) link
do your things actually say that?
― wH1N1 g. swinegarten (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 22:14 (fourteen years ago) link
You have posted 6,003 messages
You have posted 1,337 messages
leet.
― Clay, Wednesday, 30 September 2009 22:23 (fourteen years ago) link
Now 7005. Can't believe you guys didn't throw me a 7000 post party peppered with reposts and congratulatory messages from a-list ilx celebrities. God.
― Hillary had Everest in his veins (sunny successor), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 22:33 (fourteen years ago) link
You have posted 2,617 messages
Half of which are most probably questionable soccerball opinions that have made people consider sbing me or not.
― Samuel (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 22:34 (fourteen years ago) link
xp - all I got for 5000 posts was my suggest ban total.
― somewhere a poll is missing its wacky write-in vote (sarahel), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 22:36 (fourteen years ago) link
6003 posts / 38 suggest bans = 1 suggest ban for every 157.97 posts. at this rate, i'll be SB'ed by my 8057th post
― wH1N1 g. swinegarten (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 22:40 (fourteen years ago) link
been here for just about a year...about a SB every 10 days, gives me til about mid-february
― wH1N1 g. swinegarten (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 22:41 (fourteen years ago) link
you'd need to factor in the rate at which sb's expire
― somewhere a poll is missing its wacky write-in vote (sarahel), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 22:42 (fourteen years ago) link
Damn mayne, that's crazy.
― Samuel (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 22:42 (fourteen years ago) link
Are they all real SBs or are you counting everytime whiney says he's going to sb for saying anything?
― Samuel (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 22:43 (fourteen years ago) link
no i actually have 38, as of a couple days ago at least
― wH1N1 g. swinegarten (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 22:44 (fourteen years ago) link
kev were you here before sbs?
― rather shipped (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 22:44 (fourteen years ago) link
my posts make up .37% of all ilx posts
― rather shipped (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 22:46 (fourteen years ago) link
dont think so? those started in like 07 right?
― wH1N1 g. swinegarten (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 22:47 (fourteen years ago) link
whenever ilx rebooted
― rather shipped (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 22:48 (fourteen years ago) link
was last september wasn't it?
― steamed hams (harbl), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 22:48 (fourteen years ago) link
this is the bare minimum amount for those wishing to join ilx jackoff sesh, so step up your game
― velko, Wednesday, 30 September 2009 22:51 (fourteen years ago) link
oh good, I'm ineligible for that.
― somewhere a poll is missing its wacky write-in vote (sarahel), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 22:53 (fourteen years ago) link
Suggest bans started last autumn, not in 2007.
― Tuomas, Thursday, 1 October 2009 07:19 (fourteen years ago) link
You have posted 8,880 messages
think i've had other logins.
― Brewer's Bitch (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 October 2009 09:25 (fourteen years ago) link
lol darramouss
― velko, Thursday, 1 October 2009 14:29 (fourteen years ago) link
lol sgt bilko
― Brewer's Bitch (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 October 2009 14:51 (fourteen years ago) link
Okay, this thing is totally broken. I've posted 600+ times in the three months since I last posted to this thread (up to 2,225 from 1,591)...but I've been on the board (often on a very lurky level, granted) for over 5 years. With the same login. That doesn't seem right, does it?
― I HEART CREEPY MENS (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 9 November 2009 03:58 (fourteen years ago) link
i missed my 44,444th post by TWO POSTS ;_;
― frank bananarama (electricsound), Monday, 9 November 2009 04:02 (fourteen years ago) link
Holy shit I hit 30k at some point recently and didnt even notice.
― i obtain much semillon (Trayce), Monday, 9 November 2009 04:07 (fourteen years ago) link
i've posted over 2000 times in three months???
― ian, Monday, 9 November 2009 04:15 (fourteen years ago) link
Haha Ive done about 1600 myself. I guess I just ramble crap :)
― i obtain much semillon (Trayce), Monday, 9 November 2009 04:31 (fourteen years ago) link
I missed my 20000 post mark too. :(
― Tuomas, Monday, 9 November 2009 08:17 (fourteen years ago) link
18,213 now "-/
― The Reverend, Monday, 9 November 2009 11:47 (fourteen years ago) link
missed my 10,000th somewhere in the last week.
― banned of bros. (darraghmac), Monday, 9 November 2009 15:41 (fourteen years ago) link
6,618 under this name with this post
― l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Monday, 9 November 2009 16:16 (fourteen years ago) link
^ old login: garu g
― banned of bros. (darraghmac), Monday, 9 November 2009 17:29 (fourteen years ago) link