OK, is this the worst piece of music writing ever?

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I’m amazed that this was written and published without the author ever rereading it and thinking “is this REALLY the hill I’m dying on today”

the new drip king (DJP), Wednesday, 20 September 2023 00:59 (seven months ago) link

It reads like he accidentally pasted Facebook group posts he made under an anonymous account

omar little, Wednesday, 20 September 2023 01:02 (seven months ago) link

that is an amazing passage in a review of a 120yo opera anywhere

mookieproof, Wednesday, 20 September 2023 01:05 (seven months ago) link

It’s an updated production that moves the setting to San Francisco in the 40s so there’s context that makes it comprehensible but nothing about it actually makes sense

the new drip king (DJP), Wednesday, 20 September 2023 01:08 (seven months ago) link

I got too out of breath trying to find the end of the sentences in the first paragraph and gave up.

enochroot, Wednesday, 20 September 2023 01:13 (seven months ago) link

Don’t ever upset the opera queens.

deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 20 September 2023 02:07 (seven months ago) link

Counterpoint: upset the opera queens as often as humanly possible

the new drip king (DJP), Wednesday, 20 September 2023 13:49 (seven months ago) link

that part that omar quoted is

O_O

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 20 September 2023 13:53 (seven months ago) link

Why did BLO depict the Poston camp with a sharpshooter in a guard tower taking aim at Suzuki during an argument? A Wikipedia article on the Poston camp said that “the site was so remote that authorities considered building guard towers to be unnecessary.” Did the conceit lay a guilt trip on us?

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Wednesday, 20 September 2023 13:57 (seven months ago) link

of all the things I expected to show up in this thread, "interning japanese-americans during ww2 was good, actually" was not one of them

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 20 September 2023 13:59 (seven months ago) link

You’d think “internment camps are bad” would be considered fact at this point in time but you don’t expect “but they weren’t THAT bad” as a kicker

the new drip king (DJP), Wednesday, 20 September 2023 14:19 (seven months ago) link

lol the comments are getting lively now

Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 September 2023 14:22 (seven months ago) link

claims he's not taking down posts for any reason other than valid emails, took all three of mine down within seconds!

lmao

Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 September 2023 14:29 (seven months ago) link

lol

the new drip king (DJP), Wednesday, 20 September 2023 14:52 (seven months ago) link

"Ashley"

omar little, Wednesday, 20 September 2023 15:46 (seven months ago) link

The eleven singers (six of whom had Asian-sounding names)

symsymsym, Wednesday, 20 September 2023 15:54 (seven months ago) link

lmao

It’s the job of a journalist to question received wisdom, event sometimes when he personally agrees with it

also the writer responded to someone who criticized the piece by saying "you didn't seem to take umbrage when we reviewed your performances positively in the past!" like....what?

Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 September 2023 17:29 (seven months ago) link

"we gave you a good review, you have no right to criticize us!"

Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 September 2023 17:29 (seven months ago) link

lol so my comments eventually got posted. it's ridiculous - their 'verification' system isn't automated.

not long after you post the comment, it disappears, then you get an email that someone manually writes to you saying "Is this you?" and nothing else, and if you reply "yes" they say thank you and post the comment

Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 September 2023 17:30 (seven months ago) link

What comment is yours, actually?

the new drip king (DJP), Wednesday, 20 September 2023 19:09 (seven months ago) link

(There’s a Facebook thread of people tracking vanishing comments and it would be good to point them to it so it’s clearer that dude is 100% fossil)

the new drip king (DJP), Wednesday, 20 September 2023 19:10 (seven months ago) link

lol mine is "Peter Bobles"

Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 September 2023 19:48 (seven months ago) link

They just don't make 'em like Tom Petty any more.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 26 September 2023 23:52 (seven months ago) link

Petty was obviously very masculine and a baby boomer

omar little, Tuesday, 26 September 2023 23:54 (seven months ago) link

Unlike, say, Taylor Swift or Barack Obama.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 26 September 2023 23:56 (seven months ago) link

this horrible seeming website that I already regret giving a click to also provided me with a pop up ad about open carry permits #onethread

Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Tuesday, 26 September 2023 23:57 (seven months ago) link

lol at twitter account “heminator”

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 27 September 2023 00:58 (seven months ago) link

Still, someone who truly, deeply cares about the state of popular music has to stand athwart Taylor Swift, yelling “what is this @#?!,” and it might as well be an intellectually dyspeptic Gen X guy with nothing to lose.

ahhhhhahahahahaha

I Wanna Find an ILXor That'll Flag My Last Post Till I Have To Go (WmC), Wednesday, 27 September 2023 01:37 (seven months ago) link

he wishes

symsymsym, Wednesday, 27 September 2023 02:30 (seven months ago) link

Negative partisanship is making me a fan of Taytay

deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 27 September 2023 06:06 (seven months ago) link

let's anticipate

Pondering a column about Taylor Swift and American conservatism, pray for me.

— Ross Douthat (@DouthatNYT) September 26, 2023

mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 September 2023 06:16 (seven months ago) link

i've been so ponderin with a column every day tay won't say that we've fallen

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 27 September 2023 07:08 (seven months ago) link

People say Swift is a good songwriter but have you considered The Beatles?

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Wednesday, 27 September 2023 12:05 (seven months ago) link

This might be the most absurd claim I've ever seen, no one ever wrote songs about how their ex was bad until Taylor!

To that end, she has almost wholly pioneered a new genre of what an acquaintance of mine calls the “bellyaching about a boyfriend” song.

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 27 September 2023 14:34 (seven months ago) link

yeah weird that Swift came out of Country Music where that kind of song is never written

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Wednesday, 27 September 2023 14:37 (seven months ago) link

there is obviously space for thoughtful countering of taytay's cultural supremacy. feel like this guy might not quite bring that

imago, Wednesday, 27 September 2023 14:41 (seven months ago) link

maybe the experience of seeing grown adults fantasising about her swinging the next US election to the Dems was the real critique all along

imago, Wednesday, 27 September 2023 14:42 (seven months ago) link

they'll be begging her to run next!

imago, Wednesday, 27 September 2023 14:43 (seven months ago) link

you laugh, but she's having a real impact as far as I can tell

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Wednesday, 27 September 2023 14:48 (seven months ago) link

I for one welcome a future in which our leaders are determined by pop stars

Paul Ponzi, Wednesday, 27 September 2023 15:02 (seven months ago) link

Guy needs to hear "Here, My Dear" by Marvin Gaye

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 27 September 2023 15:04 (seven months ago) link

Pop stars >>> reality TV stars

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 27 September 2023 15:05 (seven months ago) link

I for one welcome a future in which our leaders are determined by pop stars

yes, this is a worrying turn away from the high-minded debate that normally decides the electoral process

Steve Bully IX (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 September 2023 15:07 (seven months ago) link

maybe she can help flip Kansas

omar little, Wednesday, 27 September 2023 16:13 (seven months ago) link

or missouri. or both!

omar little, Wednesday, 27 September 2023 16:14 (seven months ago) link

I am hearing that women are dumping somewhat conservative men at accelerated rates so that they can better relate to Taylor Swift songs

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 27 September 2023 17:16 (seven months ago) link

iirc Taylor Swift dates guys with Fuck the Patriarchy keychains

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Wednesday, 27 September 2023 17:44 (seven months ago) link

one month passes...

jfc
https://x.com/perpetua/status/1727145778072948985?s=20

campreverb, Wednesday, 22 November 2023 17:20 (five months ago) link

Not a piece of music writing really

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Wednesday, 22 November 2023 17:29 (five months ago) link


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