Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

its wild how the conservative strategy is just whining about everything and never being appeased no matter how much everyone bends over backwards for you just seems to always work with these morons

The basic appeal is to white grievance, which is perpetual, and therefore the strategy is also.

republicans go were the mad ones, democrats go were the reasonable ones, then theres some voting

…pokemon go were the polls?

Pikachu was on the Epstein logs

pika

https://i.imgur.com/6DgKMjd.jpg

rip big man

if that's what I think it is I love it!

"Here's your Quarter Pounder, dad."

He just died? Wow. I didn't know that. He led an amazing life.

Sometimes dead is better.

RIP as in absolutely do not come back as a zombie

Rest in Fece

what would be the funniest way for trump to die?

choking on mcdonalds

slipping on Giuliani's hair drips

Shits himself to death on stage at a rally

Expires while sitting on his golden toilet, a la Elvis, with a half finished post to "Truth Social," full of misspellings, on his phone.

ripped apart by bald eagles

Is in a tank making the vroom vroom sound, tries to sound airhorn, accidentally shoots own tank

Suffers a massive coronary while naked, on all fours, being spanked with a rolled up copy of the National Review by Marjorie Taylor Greene, who is dressed up as Miss Piggie.

icepicked by a devout MAGA who's convinced the real DJT is a planted body double

Shot on stage at a rally by DJT Jr.

hangs self in the same cell Epstein died in

Strangles to death after his necktie gets entangled at the base of the Trump Tower escalator

(as happened to a character in "The World According To Garp")

Wow, can't believe he's gone. Today is the day Donald Trump became president.

dying of COVID would've been the perfect end but nooooo we had to be denied that

if only he'd have gotten it before everybody had figured out the right monoclonal antibody cocktails.

Shit on on stage at a rally by DJT Jr.

Dies in prison

dying of COVID would've been the perfect end but nooooo we had to be denied that

a million times this

dying of COVID would've been the perfect end but nooooo we had to be denied that

― frogbs, Wednesday, September 20, 2023

That Friday when the news broke was the happiest day of my miserable 2020.

Choking on Putin's dick while seeking asylum in Russia.

I'm gonna go with my first Midjourney prompt as a way for him to die: Donald Trump drowning in Cheetos

xpost Second best Primitive Radio Gods single

I will say though had he died in 2020 of COVID we wouldn't have gotten to see him charged with 100 felonies

Y'all are crazy, he did die of covid, it's been a body double ever since, just like Fetterman.

Falls into sinkhole outside Mar A Lago caused by the scale of his motorcade, stuck there a while then drowns from resulting burst sewage pipe.

while being sworn for testimony, in the dock, at his own insistence contrary to the advices of his (forever unpaid) counsel

and before fani willis. with melania laughing in courtroom.

dying of COVID would've been the perfect end but nooooo we had to be denied that

― frogbs, Wednesday, September 20, 2023

Alternately, dying after self-ingestion of bleach as treatment would be even sweeter

Question for woman at Trump speech in Iowa today - How did Trump’s policies benefitted your life?

A - Ahhhhhhhhh. I need the government to pay for my back surgery and I’m hoping Trump can help me out. pic.twitter.com/rEjrcytjGz

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) September 20, 2023

"I'm hoping President Trump can lend me $100,000."

if you want that money to pay for your back surgery, become a televangelist like every other good Christian did

Maybe she should just have Trump personally perform the surgery.

I will say though had he died in 2020 of COVID we wouldn't have gotten to see him charged with 100 felonies

"I've studied the back more than anyone." xp

“I’m hoping that failing that, Dr. Trump could perform my back surgery as part of a pay-per view event”

Dr Don Riviera