OK, is this the worst piece of music writing ever?

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he is so fucking stupid that it is astounding that everyone in a position to know consistently attested to his incisive editing ability.

veronica moser, Friday, 15 September 2023 14:51 (seven months ago) link

Dude's really talking like there's nothing they could have done differently with the UVA story

As we all know now, if somebody really wants to hoax you, there’s very little you can do about it. Except have the kind of hypervigilance that would mean you could probably publish nothing.

jmm, Friday, 15 September 2023 14:52 (seven months ago) link

And of course the money quote about the 5 star review for Goddess in the Doorway:

“I confess: I probably went too far. So what? I’m entitled.”

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 15 September 2023 14:54 (seven months ago) link

if somebody really wants to hoax you, there’s very little you can do about it.

just iconically dumb

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 15 September 2023 14:55 (seven months ago) link

Sounds like a guy who's real fun on coke.

hat trick of trashiness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 September 2023 14:55 (seven months ago) link

it was also often said that he was uncomfortable around black folks…like Touré, the first black RS staffer, scared him…TOURE!no question that he among much of the staff also considered black music of the time pandering show biz crap, compared to the oracular musing of Jagger, Dylan, Boss, Townshend, etc

veronica moser, Friday, 15 September 2023 14:55 (seven months ago) link

What didn’t the rock ’n’ roll generation do? I mean, it didn’t get everything done. But I have no fundamental, deep criticisms. Is there something that you think we didn’t get right?

difficult listening hour, Friday, 15 September 2023 14:56 (seven months ago) link

^ possibly the most boomer thing anyone's ever said

jmm, Friday, 15 September 2023 14:59 (seven months ago) link

fitting that he ends up arguing against one of his Rock Philosopher Kings

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 15 September 2023 15:00 (seven months ago) link

"We didn't blow it"

Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Friday, 15 September 2023 15:00 (seven months ago) link

They didn't do ALL the drugs, and thus left some over for the next generation

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 15 September 2023 15:01 (seven months ago) link

the wrong kind of eyes

difficult listening hour, Friday, 15 September 2023 15:01 (seven months ago) link

He could talk to all the 14 year olds the rock stars had sex with but they probably aren't that articulate

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 15 September 2023 15:02 (seven months ago) link

I mistakenly thought that the interview was old. Y’know, like from his self-loathing and closeted years, making unto straight white guitar heroes some sort of unattainable ideal. That might have almost made some sense. But … Jesus. Hope this turns into a pod ep of Bad Gays

50 Best Fellas (Eric H.), Friday, 15 September 2023 15:24 (seven months ago) link

those of you who know me, mark my words: if I ever meet Jann Wenner, and it's not outside the realm of possibility, weirder things have happened in my life, I'm gonna punch him in the mouth for the shit he says in his NYT interview here.🕸


No jury would convict

Boris Yitsbin (wins), Friday, 15 September 2023 15:26 (seven months ago) link

I never knew how much I needed a wenner episode of bad gays

it's like he went out of his way to confirm all of the worst rumours about him

I haven't read that sticky fingers book but apparently he didn't learn a thing from that experience

die cis scum (Left), Friday, 15 September 2023 15:30 (seven months ago) link

sounds like he hasn't learned a thing since 1972

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 15 September 2023 15:31 (seven months ago) link

he's turned into Glenn Frey

hat trick of trashiness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 September 2023 15:34 (seven months ago) link

i could barely read that interview after reading the segment posted here upthread.

lord, what a cumquat

Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Friday, 15 September 2023 15:40 (seven months ago) link

the part where he says maybe he should have included "one Black and one woman artist to include here that didn’t measure up to that same historical standard, just to avert this kind of criticism." the fucking nerve

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 15 September 2023 16:29 (seven months ago) link

for whatever reason i can only hear that bit about 'philosophers of rock' in longmont potion castle's voice

ufo, Friday, 15 September 2023 16:36 (seven months ago) link

lol

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 15 September 2023 16:47 (seven months ago) link

i feel like ilx has existed for 23 years almost purely for this moment of apotheosis & righteous fury haha, or at least this thread has. Nemesis hath arisen, slavering

imago, Friday, 15 September 2023 16:47 (seven months ago) link

end boss of rockism

imago, Friday, 15 September 2023 16:48 (seven months ago) link

the audacity of him mentioning Curtis Mayfield as being lacking compared to these dudes is just infuriating. Mayfield was a genius, maybe one of the most talented musicians of the century....he literally did everything better than those guys, he was a producer, arranger, songwriter, amazing guitar player, produced tons of stuff for other artist, ran a record label. he even had his own guitar tuning he invented himself. fucking Bono? Jagger? these guys aren't even in the same realm as Mayfield

(guitar tuning article)
https://www.premierguitar.com/digging-deeper-curtis-mayfield

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 15 September 2023 16:58 (seven months ago) link

the audacity of him mentioning Curtis Mayfield as being lacking compared to these dudes is just infuriating. Mayfield was a genius, maybe one of the most talented musicians of the century....he literally did everything better than those guys, he was a producer, arranger, songwriter, amazing guitar player, produced tons of stuff for other artist, ran a record label. he even had his own guitar tuning he invented himself. fucking Bono? Jagger? these guys aren't even in the same realm as Mayfield

(guitar tuning article)
https://www.premierguitar.com/digging-deeper-curtis-mayfield

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 15 September 2023 16:58 (seven months ago) link

wow, just in time for the ever-growing backlash against "poptimism" (or at least the strawman version of it)

Murgatroid, Friday, 15 September 2023 17:03 (seven months ago) link

What the fuck does someone like Jagger know about how rock changed the world or whatever? He's been a millionaire for longer than most people have been alive.

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 15 September 2023 17:04 (seven months ago) link

wow rude

imago, Friday, 15 September 2023 17:05 (seven months ago) link

wenner fears black people and hates radical politics so turn of the 70s funk must have really terrified him, I think that's the crux of his issue with CM

imagine how much more expansive "rock" could have been without people like this calling the shots

Left, Friday, 15 September 2023 17:15 (seven months ago) link

the part where he says maybe he should have included "one Black and one woman artist to include here that didn’t measure up to that same historical standard, just to avert this kind of criticism." the fucking nerve

I think Alfred will agree with me here as to what this quote most reminds me of:

https://www.upi.com/Archives/1983/09/21/Interior-Secretary-James-Watt-drew-laughs-when-he-told/1131432964800/

Ned Raggett, Friday, 15 September 2023 17:38 (seven months ago) link

roffle

hat trick of trashiness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 September 2023 17:39 (seven months ago) link

i feel like even Mick would cringe at being called a "philosopher" of any kind. Dude has never been particularly articulate, he seems to just coast whenever anyone tries to ask him anything meaningful. Which is fine! That's how Mick Jagger should be!

tylerw, Friday, 15 September 2023 18:21 (seven months ago) link

idk I’m holding the dulux chart up to a pic and he looks v Articulate to me

Boris Yitsbin (wins), Friday, 15 September 2023 18:23 (seven months ago) link

Jagger's contributions to Harriet Vyner's book about Robert Fraser, Groovy Bob, are actually quite thoughtful and interesting, perhaps because he's not talking about the Stones specifically.

Ward Fowler, Friday, 15 September 2023 18:38 (seven months ago) link

Jeb Lund on Bluesky:

my wenner story is that i once found a guy in my editor's office who radiated the pre-indictment energy of every real-estate crook i've met & was dressed as if he'd asked "what's the most expensive looking version of this i could wear" and immediately put on whatever the answer is, and that was jann

Ned Raggett, Friday, 15 September 2023 19:08 (seven months ago) link

i am gonna be the guy who says, “why is anybody surprised that this guy is among the biggest assholes ever, and the Times is doing puff pieces for him”

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Friday, 15 September 2023 19:28 (seven months ago) link

If that's supposed to be a "puff piece", I really want to see the guy's hatchet jobs because uh, this is exposing Wenner's assholishness to entirely new audiences, going by what I'm seeing on social media.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 15 September 2023 19:31 (seven months ago) link

they would've gotten someone other than marchese if they wanted a puff piece

is he disgruntled adrian? (voodoo chili), Friday, 15 September 2023 20:16 (seven months ago) link

Yeah. NYT interviewer went pretty hard during that section, at least

50 Best Fellas (Eric H.), Friday, 15 September 2023 21:18 (seven months ago) link

lol the preview text and the headline definitely made it seem like a puffy, i didn’t read it cuz fuck Jann Wenner

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Friday, 15 September 2023 22:56 (seven months ago) link

The interview is the definition of give em enough rope

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 16 September 2023 00:00 (seven months ago) link

We have a new contender in this review of Boston Lyric Opera’s updated production of Madama Butterfly:

https://www.classical-scene.com/2023/09/18/correcting-butterfly/

the new drip king (DJP), Wednesday, 20 September 2023 00:43 (seven months ago) link

Among all the horrors of war, the experience of Japanese Americans in camps seems relatively mild. Yes, 1,800 people died from medical problems while in the camps and about one out of every 10 of these people died of tuberculosis—the given cause of death for Cio-Cio-San’s baby in the current version. How many would have died had they remained in San Francisco’s densely populated Japantown?

omar little, Wednesday, 20 September 2023 00:58 (seven months ago) link

I’m amazed that this was written and published without the author ever rereading it and thinking “is this REALLY the hill I’m dying on today”

the new drip king (DJP), Wednesday, 20 September 2023 00:59 (seven months ago) link

It reads like he accidentally pasted Facebook group posts he made under an anonymous account

omar little, Wednesday, 20 September 2023 01:02 (seven months ago) link

that is an amazing passage in a review of a 120yo opera anywhere

mookieproof, Wednesday, 20 September 2023 01:05 (seven months ago) link

It’s an updated production that moves the setting to San Francisco in the 40s so there’s context that makes it comprehensible but nothing about it actually makes sense

the new drip king (DJP), Wednesday, 20 September 2023 01:08 (seven months ago) link

I got too out of breath trying to find the end of the sentences in the first paragraph and gave up.

enochroot, Wednesday, 20 September 2023 01:13 (seven months ago) link


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