Are you good at performing oral sex?

you know you have to get 51 one of them to feel the effects, right?

The 51 Confessions Of Loggy McHornstaff

... the sequel to the Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada starring Tommy Lee Jones

now with even more explosions...

neither of us know when to stop, do we? :D

...and featuring John Justen as Gene Hackman, for some reason

(sufficiently avuncular to act as grizzled mentor to wide-eyed young Loggy)

him and Tommy take turns playing good cop, bad cop.

i will feature in this movie playing banjo ominously if needs be

your irish lilt will provide a darkly religious conscience to the narrative...yours can be an unseen voice, decrying the filth wrought in the name of Catholicism...in fact you and d-mac can do a sort of RTE-style double act, each hectoring more furiously than the other

the pat mccabe angle maybe?

you people are ruining oral sex for everyone

Maybe not everyone.

Yes, with the merest hint of Johnny Giles thrown in as well xxp

Mr Que, I truly have been expecting you. This is the bit in the movie where the long-lost lover appears and wordlessly sorrowful 'we've drifted too far apart' looks are exchanged

neither of us know when to stop, do we?

^^^ and I mean you guys all know how I am

yes there mr. jagger, sure there's plenty of room in the caraven next to bridie backlash and murtaigh mouthful, sure you'll be down when you're up in this place i'll tell you now, and down when there's a place to go down, sure why would you want to go anywhere else. Mr Jagger had to concede that this was a question that could only be answered one way, and sure wasn't this a grand place he'd landed and nobody minding his business for him at all except maybe Lady Justen with her feathery boa and scratchy moustache who'd found just the spot for him just the spot and seemed so far to have only exactly the same thing that he himself had on the mind, the same thing the priests said such terrible things about in the home when they found him (and fecked him out just as quick) and the other young fellas, filled to the gills with drink and plastered with paint some lacy pretty things and doing with their hands the thing that Justen herself suggested was eminently better with the mouth, not just for eating and filling up the dark hours with -and sure we'll find better ways to fill up those dark hours than with that old seafóid here Jagger said Justen. and the look that he'd had on his face suddenly came into the face of all the revellers in the place, and the lights burned a better brighter colour, and Jagger knew this was the right place indeed.

sir you are a master and you deserve some sort of reward

here is your reward
http://lh5.ggpht.com/GRO148/SOPmLObNolI/AAAAAAAAA7M/_fWno05-D7w/s800/DancingGuy1.gif

*sound of needle scratching record*

ugh that gif, I'm dried up til Saturday ;_;

Side 2 comin' up when the poll results show

i was going to post re: the original subject of this thread, but it doesn't even seem relevant now.

I don't know man - I, for one, would welcome a return to the original question of the thread.

I voted option 1.

i've been told a couple times that i'm v v good, but i just assumed they were lying to boost my confidence.

I don't have enough feedback to make a real decision but I'm giving myself an A for effort

420 new answers!!!!!111111

croot hulkin out

ugh that gif, I'm dried up til Saturday ;_;

― sadbigail (Abbott)

IRL lolz over here

xp to ytth: i can vouch that you are A+++++++

lucky this is the TMI board, right?? RIGHT??

and i'm sure you'll respond in kind next time u are near yr computer, since i am undoubtedly A+++++++

get a room lol

smdh

ugh stop talking about real actual sex that's disgusting you guys. TMI should be barred to couples.

btw IKR- A+

oh shit- not at giving head, i should clarify, it was for his lolz. i swear.

but i'm sure, y'know, he's great at the other too, like. uh.

i'll get me coat

tbh I'm not really sure of my skill in that area but thanks for the vote of confidence d!

Dude, I don't know the hell, but on a regular basis when I'm going down on Mrs. Kongvsgodzilla, she sticks her finger in my ear. Anyone else get this?

btw, voted option 3, which is kinda a reflection on my whole life outlook.

Wouldn't she be Queenkongvsgodzilla ?

kingkongvsgodzilletta

Will order godzilletta, next time I'm out for Italian

pretty good tbh

The sad truth is, I don't remember how.

I'm sure it's like riding a bike, Kate.

Don't say that. I totally forgot how to ride a bike.

Just remember, it doesn't make any difference whether you put the handle bar in your mouth or not before you jump on.