Are you good at performing oral sex?

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does it matter much if they're playing blackjack though?

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:31 (fourteen years ago) link

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sarahel why w/the body snatchers photo

sadbigail (Abbott), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:32 (fourteen years ago) link

with BJ the instincts take over, hand-size is an irrelevance xp

cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:33 (fourteen years ago) link

although I've heard you need to know when to twist

cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:33 (fourteen years ago) link

and when to make things sticky

cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:33 (fourteen years ago) link

that movie is the scariest movie imo

sadbigail (Abbott), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:33 (fourteen years ago) link

poker/sex analogies start here:

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:34 (fourteen years ago) link

xp abbott: I thought that guy looked like Jerry Garcia ... and since it was shot in San Francisco, it's one of those fake pieces of trivia I like to tell people -- that Jerry Garcia played the bum that got merged with his dog.

That's my favorite of the Body Snatchers movies.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:35 (fourteen years ago) link

good hands an obvious advantage
watch your opponent carefully to quicker spot weakness & oppportunity
any signs of the other person reading during leads to recriminations and bitterness

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:35 (fourteen years ago) link

"psychologically destroy your opponent with false tells"

cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:36 (fourteen years ago) link

"don't take the foot off the throat"

cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:37 (fourteen years ago) link

the recent Nicole Kidman one was disappointing because it was all based on her "saving her baby"
the first one was good
the Abel Ferrara military base one was okay.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Are you good at 'bodysnatching'?

cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:42 (fourteen years ago) link

stroking usually gets one further than snatching ...

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:43 (fourteen years ago) link

this and more will be revealed to our intrepid young co-star as he learns his Hail Marys the 'hail dere' way

cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:47 (fourteen years ago) link

btw I was sorry about the suggest ban boobs.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:53 (fourteen years ago) link

sb on t's

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:55 (fourteen years ago) link

phew thank god now i will actually be able to lay eyes and hands on a pair of pails without fear they'll suddenly shoot off sideways to reveal a "You have been barred" screen where once flesh lay

cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:57 (fourteen years ago) link

in the milk aisle?

❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:58 (fourteen years ago) link

in the confessional chamber

cockles (country matters), Friday, 7 August 2009 00:00 (fourteen years ago) link

you know you have to get 51 one of them to feel the effects, right?

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Friday, 7 August 2009 00:05 (fourteen years ago) link

The 51 Confessions Of Loggy McHornstaff

cockles (country matters), Friday, 7 August 2009 00:07 (fourteen years ago) link

... the sequel to the Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada starring Tommy Lee Jones

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Friday, 7 August 2009 00:10 (fourteen years ago) link

now with even more explosions...

cockles (country matters), Friday, 7 August 2009 00:12 (fourteen years ago) link

neither of us know when to stop, do we? :D

cockles (country matters), Friday, 7 August 2009 00:12 (fourteen years ago) link

...and featuring John Justen as Gene Hackman, for some reason

cockles (country matters), Friday, 7 August 2009 00:14 (fourteen years ago) link

(sufficiently avuncular to act as grizzled mentor to wide-eyed young Loggy)

cockles (country matters), Friday, 7 August 2009 00:15 (fourteen years ago) link

him and Tommy take turns playing good cop, bad cop.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Friday, 7 August 2009 00:16 (fourteen years ago) link

i will feature in this movie playing banjo ominously if needs be

❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Friday, 7 August 2009 00:18 (fourteen years ago) link

your irish lilt will provide a darkly religious conscience to the narrative...yours can be an unseen voice, decrying the filth wrought in the name of Catholicism...in fact you and d-mac can do a sort of RTE-style double act, each hectoring more furiously than the other

cockles (country matters), Friday, 7 August 2009 00:24 (fourteen years ago) link

the pat mccabe angle maybe?

❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Friday, 7 August 2009 00:25 (fourteen years ago) link

you people are ruining oral sex for everyone

Mr. Que, Friday, 7 August 2009 00:26 (fourteen years ago) link

Maybe not everyone.

Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Friday, 7 August 2009 00:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Yes, with the merest hint of Johnny Giles thrown in as well xxp

Mr Que, I truly have been expecting you. This is the bit in the movie where the long-lost lover appears and wordlessly sorrowful 'we've drifted too far apart' looks are exchanged

cockles (country matters), Friday, 7 August 2009 00:29 (fourteen years ago) link

neither of us know when to stop, do we?

^^^ and I mean you guys all know how I am

sadbigail (Abbott), Friday, 7 August 2009 00:35 (fourteen years ago) link

yes there mr. jagger, sure there's plenty of room in the caraven next to bridie backlash and murtaigh mouthful, sure you'll be down when you're up in this place i'll tell you now, and down when there's a place to go down, sure why would you want to go anywhere else. Mr Jagger had to concede that this was a question that could only be answered one way, and sure wasn't this a grand place he'd landed and nobody minding his business for him at all except maybe Lady Justen with her feathery boa and scratchy moustache who'd found just the spot for him just the spot and seemed so far to have only exactly the same thing that he himself had on the mind, the same thing the priests said such terrible things about in the home when they found him (and fecked him out just as quick) and the other young fellas, filled to the gills with drink and plastered with paint some lacy pretty things and doing with their hands the thing that Justen herself suggested was eminently better with the mouth, not just for eating and filling up the dark hours with -and sure we'll find better ways to fill up those dark hours than with that old seafóid here Jagger said Justen. and the look that he'd had on his face suddenly came into the face of all the revellers in the place, and the lights burned a better brighter colour, and Jagger knew this was the right place indeed.

❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Friday, 7 August 2009 00:39 (fourteen years ago) link

sir you are a master and you deserve some sort of reward

cockles (country matters), Friday, 7 August 2009 00:42 (fourteen years ago) link

*sound of needle scratching record*

Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Friday, 7 August 2009 01:03 (fourteen years ago) link

ugh that gif, I'm dried up til Saturday ;_;

sadbigail (Abbott), Friday, 7 August 2009 01:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Side 2 comin' up when the poll results show

cockles (country matters), Friday, 7 August 2009 01:19 (fourteen years ago) link

i was going to post re: the original subject of this thread, but it doesn't even seem relevant now.

a terrible camera... with fangs and shit... (ytth), Friday, 7 August 2009 02:42 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't know man - I, for one, would welcome a return to the original question of the thread.

ENBB, Friday, 7 August 2009 02:56 (fourteen years ago) link

I voted option 1.

BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 7 August 2009 02:59 (fourteen years ago) link

i've been told a couple times that i'm v v good, but i just assumed they were lying to boost my confidence.

a terrible camera... with fangs and shit... (ytth), Friday, 7 August 2009 03:25 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't have enough feedback to make a real decision but I'm giving myself an A for effort

watch me superban dat ho (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 7 August 2009 03:32 (fourteen years ago) link

420 new answers!!!!!111111

watch me superban dat ho (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 7 August 2009 03:39 (fourteen years ago) link

croot hulkin out

BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 7 August 2009 03:47 (fourteen years ago) link

ugh that gif, I'm dried up til Saturday ;_;

― sadbigail (Abbott)

IRL lolz over here

where we turn sweet dreams into remarkable realities (just1n3), Friday, 7 August 2009 04:18 (fourteen years ago) link

xp to ytth: i can vouch that you are A+++++++

where we turn sweet dreams into remarkable realities (just1n3), Friday, 7 August 2009 04:18 (fourteen years ago) link


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