Are you good at performing oral sex?

with all speed sir!

Yes, exactly.

XD

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you are under my watchful eye child j4gg3r, nothing can harm you here. nestle into my boa.

(ty jj, imo it has been a fairly funny thread all things told and my what comfy feathers these are)

why boa?

he possibly does not mean a piece of headgear but a deadly snake

because j. justen is known to wear a feather boa. It's one of his things.

Also he waxes his ass and paints his nails Corvette Red.

jjusten wants to remind me again of Robert Guillaime in the chicken suit.

Feathery headgear + deadly snake (venom glands extracted) sounds like the sort of dynamite combo M White might use on a particularly frigid consort

MYSTERY SOLVED!

I just have a very John Waters image of a divine-ed up jon justen ushering a young LJ into his trailerpark of BJs and catholic imagery.

"Pleasure Park, MN"

that's not really a post I anticipated making fyi

shd be MD by rights

I misread that as PBJs ... as the innocent boy sits there docilely eating the sandwich, his host lectures on the tale of Saint Sebastian.

This is spinning out of control.

... and he was pierced by many arrows for the love of Christ, would you like to be pierced by my arrow?

How long the time seems, how dark the shadow,
how straight the eagle flies, how straight towards his arrow.
How long the night is - why is this passage so narrow?
How strange my body feels, impaled upon the arrow.

man you post a couple of pictures of guitarists and next thing you know you and LJ are starring in some christian trailer park kirk/spock fantasy

WORD TO THE WISE PEOPLE

Yes, it would definitely be a musical.

Julie Andrews plays the manager of the Trailer Park.

Only minutes ago, my imagination was populated by a skinny Mexican girl who kept calling me "El Diablo", and then suddenly there was Dr. Frank-n-Justen. I can't blame anyone else, I know.

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/manos/manos5.jpg

omg, juggalo

you know what they say about guys with big hands

they are the agents of satan?

big trailers

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prone to arthritis, i think. i better go look that up.

Didn't we establish that people with big hands are eminently desirable, barring a Steve Howe Guillemot clause?

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they're better at poker, according to a quick google.

poker indoors, maybe

does it matter much if they're playing blackjack though?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sarahel why w/the body snatchers photo

with BJ the instincts take over, hand-size is an irrelevance xp

although I've heard you need to know when to twist

and when to make things sticky

that movie is the scariest movie imo

poker/sex analogies start here:

xp abbott: I thought that guy looked like Jerry Garcia ... and since it was shot in San Francisco, it's one of those fake pieces of trivia I like to tell people -- that Jerry Garcia played the bum that got merged with his dog.

That's my favorite of the Body Snatchers movies.

good hands an obvious advantage
watch your opponent carefully to quicker spot weakness & oppportunity
any signs of the other person reading during leads to recriminations and bitterness

"psychologically destroy your opponent with false tells"

"don't take the foot off the throat"

the recent Nicole Kidman one was disappointing because it was all based on her "saving her baby"
the first one was good
the Abel Ferrara military base one was okay.

Are you good at 'bodysnatching'?

stroking usually gets one further than snatching ...