Are you good at performing oral sex?

folders do not make for good sexual aids.

the parts I am getting after the fact are making me think of the ending of Sister Act

― sadbigail (Abbott), Thursday, August 6, 2009 6:31 PM

holy megalolz

Honey! I got us some HAWT new folders!

xpost

the boyfriend that was okay with going down on the heavy flow days -- his mom really liked comedies about nuns.

in which Maggie Gyllenhaal is forced to file documents in increasingly intimate locations about James Spader's person xp

while dressed as a nun.

One day, she is too sick to go in for work, and the temp agency sends a nun-secretary replacement played by Eric Idle.

I have actually seen Nuns On The Run fwiw

it has a lot of breasts and low humour in it

it is British

Any woman that focuses on the small bleeding Jesus statue above the bed during orgasm is WAY the fuck too Catholic.

I'm surprised one cld orgasm while doing that

Catholic girls are fun. :/

it's a better excuse than the spot that needs repainting on the ceiling, to be fair.

xp think of us poor irish kenan. that's all we get, man

Catholic boys can be a real treat.

xp LJ: it was one of my ex's mom's favorite movies.

it is terrible and I hate myself and why can't I still STILL not fucking THINK before posting, even to ILTMI

sorry, but everything today has left me feeling completely drained and I've got banfear now too

Sincerely sorry about that one.

anybody that drops an sban on i love TMI for ickiness is kinda being a dick of the highet order. mods should program that shit to rebound.

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

the highet order being a sect of monks that perform disgusting oral sex on each other to achieve perfect oneness

sorry? what for? don't be sorry! this has been a sort of lolzy escape from the grim realities of life today and it's fallen completely flat because I'm basically a jerk who can't keep his idiocy to himself, it ain't your fault (well it is maybe for finding my shit funny in the first place) ;)

dmac please elaborate on that thought, I need some heat taken off me

dear lj, you have received exactly zero SBs for this thread, so take a deep breath u r safe

I can say more about Catholic girls, if you like.

with all speed sir!

Yes, exactly.

XD

http://www.discogs.com/image/A-405638-1136152899.jpeg

you are under my watchful eye child j4gg3r, nothing can harm you here. nestle into my boa.

(ty jj, imo it has been a fairly funny thread all things told and my what comfy feathers these are)

why boa?

he possibly does not mean a piece of headgear but a deadly snake

because j. justen is known to wear a feather boa. It's one of his things.

Also he waxes his ass and paints his nails Corvette Red.

jjusten wants to remind me again of Robert Guillaime in the chicken suit.

Feathery headgear + deadly snake (venom glands extracted) sounds like the sort of dynamite combo M White might use on a particularly frigid consort

MYSTERY SOLVED!

I just have a very John Waters image of a divine-ed up jon justen ushering a young LJ into his trailerpark of BJs and catholic imagery.

"Pleasure Park, MN"

that's not really a post I anticipated making fyi

shd be MD by rights

I misread that as PBJs ... as the innocent boy sits there docilely eating the sandwich, his host lectures on the tale of Saint Sebastian.

This is spinning out of control.

... and he was pierced by many arrows for the love of Christ, would you like to be pierced by my arrow?

How long the time seems, how dark the shadow,
how straight the eagle flies, how straight towards his arrow.
How long the night is - why is this passage so narrow?
How strange my body feels, impaled upon the arrow.

man you post a couple of pictures of guitarists and next thing you know you and LJ are starring in some christian trailer park kirk/spock fantasy

WORD TO THE WISE PEOPLE

Yes, it would definitely be a musical.

Julie Andrews plays the manager of the Trailer Park.