Are you good at performing oral sex?

Well done, lj. You grossed ME out.

Fucking hell.

Thanks for taking it from sticky and gross to WHOA JAPANESE FEVER NIGHTMARE

Because really, the former was bad enough already ;-)

Sticky and gross happens, I can navigate sticky and gross.

xp ^^^^ worst thing a partner has told you after giving oral sex?

what's there to navigative after the deed is done?

Good old ILX. All I can think is that the next time I'm going down my poor psyche is gonna throw Benson chickens, casino chips filled cooter, disgustingly suggestive yellow cards and goddamn Vinnie Vincent at me.

No it won't. You will be overwhelmed with amazing, amazing female-ness, and you'll be thrilled.

I still the casino chips thing is retarded.

so glad I skipped what-the-fuck-ever that was

that lj just threw out

the parts I am getting after the fact are making me think of the ending of Sister Act

the "skipping x# messages" feature is probably beneficial for this thread.

so glad I skipped what-the-fuck-ever that was

I think I read it, but I still kind of skipped it. It's like terrible pain. There are some things your brain does not make a folder for.

Actually, kenan, you're right. With pussy before me, I shan't be thinking about a message board at all.

LJ - why don't you go back and finish the grotesque pasta animal song? I think I only got half way through.

:-/

it's been like one of those carousels where everyone goads everyone else to yet and yet more gleeful heights of irreverence and then someone who is always me takes it a degree or four too far and suddenly it is seul contre tous ;_;

don't get started about folders pls.

xp You best not be, should you want to encounter it again anytime soon.

That was to M White, if that was not clear.

I thought it was funny.

folders do not make for good sexual aids.

the parts I am getting after the fact are making me think of the ending of Sister Act

― sadbigail (Abbott), Thursday, August 6, 2009 6:31 PM

holy megalolz

Honey! I got us some HAWT new folders!

xpost

the boyfriend that was okay with going down on the heavy flow days -- his mom really liked comedies about nuns.

in which Maggie Gyllenhaal is forced to file documents in increasingly intimate locations about James Spader's person xp

while dressed as a nun.

One day, she is too sick to go in for work, and the temp agency sends a nun-secretary replacement played by Eric Idle.

I have actually seen Nuns On The Run fwiw

it has a lot of breasts and low humour in it

it is British

Any woman that focuses on the small bleeding Jesus statue above the bed during orgasm is WAY the fuck too Catholic.

I'm surprised one cld orgasm while doing that

Catholic girls are fun. :/

it's a better excuse than the spot that needs repainting on the ceiling, to be fair.

xp think of us poor irish kenan. that's all we get, man

Catholic boys can be a real treat.

xp LJ: it was one of my ex's mom's favorite movies.

it is terrible and I hate myself and why can't I still STILL not fucking THINK before posting, even to ILTMI

sorry, but everything today has left me feeling completely drained and I've got banfear now too

Sincerely sorry about that one.

anybody that drops an sban on i love TMI for ickiness is kinda being a dick of the highet order. mods should program that shit to rebound.

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

the highet order being a sect of monks that perform disgusting oral sex on each other to achieve perfect oneness

sorry? what for? don't be sorry! this has been a sort of lolzy escape from the grim realities of life today and it's fallen completely flat because I'm basically a jerk who can't keep his idiocy to himself, it ain't your fault (well it is maybe for finding my shit funny in the first place) ;)

dmac please elaborate on that thought, I need some heat taken off me

dear lj, you have received exactly zero SBs for this thread, so take a deep breath u r safe

I can say more about Catholic girls, if you like.

with all speed sir!

Yes, exactly.