Are you good at performing oral sex?

or a pornographic version of Die Hard 3.

in which Franka Potente must transport the antidote to a dying Moritz Bleibnau without removing it from conditions whose temperature and pH ensure it is kept potent

Shuffle Lola Shuffle

LOL DAN

in the third run-through, he not only gets the antidote, but she gets an awesome tongue-job! so they win twice, you see

xxp I don't think pH would be much discussed, though temperature could be a factor.

I have heard it discussed in similar movies, is all I'm saying.

Similar movies

"Oooh, baby, you're pussy's so hot and, uh, slightly acidic."

there is a scene where she goes into a casino in order to win enough chips to combine as a makeshift vaginal stopper, thus preventing the antidote from falling out

this is basically all for max's benefit should he choose to reopen this thread; if you are reading max i <3 u

makeshift vaginal stopper
:-(

I think max is protesting too much.

no, it really is just that bad

and yet I can't tear myself away

... where did you guys go?

Makeshift vaginal stopper is a term of endearment, surely.

"C'mere, my little makeshift vaginal stopper."

xps: and with his mouth full too. disgraceful.

http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2008-04/stop-in-the-name-of-love-sign.jpg

there is a scene where she goes into a casino in order to win enough chips to combine as a makeshift vaginal stopper, thus preventing the antidote from falling out

This is silly, because there are such things as tampons.

in the quasi-sequel, The Linguist And The Warrior, he must retrieve the antidote from the vadge after she has been hit by a lorry, thus closing up her vadge, and only permitting entrance through use of a sharp knife and a drinking straw

i'm done

sorry buddy - that did it

Well done, lj. You grossed ME out.

Fucking hell.

Thanks for taking it from sticky and gross to WHOA JAPANESE FEVER NIGHTMARE

Because really, the former was bad enough already ;-)

Sticky and gross happens, I can navigate sticky and gross.

xp ^^^^ worst thing a partner has told you after giving oral sex?

what's there to navigative after the deed is done?

Good old ILX. All I can think is that the next time I'm going down my poor psyche is gonna throw Benson chickens, casino chips filled cooter, disgustingly suggestive yellow cards and goddamn Vinnie Vincent at me.

No it won't. You will be overwhelmed with amazing, amazing female-ness, and you'll be thrilled.

I still the casino chips thing is retarded.

so glad I skipped what-the-fuck-ever that was

that lj just threw out

the parts I am getting after the fact are making me think of the ending of Sister Act

the "skipping x# messages" feature is probably beneficial for this thread.

so glad I skipped what-the-fuck-ever that was

I think I read it, but I still kind of skipped it. It's like terrible pain. There are some things your brain does not make a folder for.

Actually, kenan, you're right. With pussy before me, I shan't be thinking about a message board at all.

LJ - why don't you go back and finish the grotesque pasta animal song? I think I only got half way through.

:-/

it's been like one of those carousels where everyone goads everyone else to yet and yet more gleeful heights of irreverence and then someone who is always me takes it a degree or four too far and suddenly it is seul contre tous ;_;

don't get started about folders pls.

xp You best not be, should you want to encounter it again anytime soon.

That was to M White, if that was not clear.

I thought it was funny.

folders do not make for good sexual aids.

the parts I am getting after the fact are making me think of the ending of Sister Act

― sadbigail (Abbott), Thursday, August 6, 2009 6:31 PM

holy megalolz

Honey! I got us some HAWT new folders!

xpost

the boyfriend that was okay with going down on the heavy flow days -- his mom really liked comedies about nuns.

in which Maggie Gyllenhaal is forced to file documents in increasingly intimate locations about James Spader's person xp

while dressed as a nun.

One day, she is too sick to go in for work, and the temp agency sends a nun-secretary replacement played by Eric Idle.