Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

i also liked how the one msnbc anchor kept saying "Thomas Cheezebro/Chezbro" both ways because she admitted she didn't know how to pronounce it. it was just funny to hear her say it 50 times. everyone should do that. even if they figure out the right way to say it.

Cheesebro

outrageous name

Soon to be known simply by a number.

Derek Jeter broke ankle one day after he sold his apartment in Trump World Tower.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 21, 2012

there's a "Chesebro Rd" in Thousand Oaks. It is next to "Cheesebro & Palo Comado Canyon".

Don't forget HOF'er and 41-game winner Jack Chesbro of the New York Highlanders.

May I digress?

there's a "Chesebro Rd" in Thousand Oaks.

As an avid wakeboarder living in Malibu, I can firmly assure you there is no "Chesebro Rd" in TO. You have to jump over a few canyons closer to the valley to find Chesebro Rd in Old Agoura.

This is 6'3" and 215lbs (left), not this (blech/right): pic.twitter.com/dGT3nteK48

— Brian of Nazareth 🌻 (@Brian_of_Judea) August 24, 2023

the mugshot is a bit... https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/e/e9/Samseditorial.jpg

thank you dinesh, very cool!

https://x.com/dineshdsouza/status/1695100601586106626

How do you go about getting an “impartial” jury together to try a president, especially this guy

Juror questionnaire:
How often did you watch 'The Apprentice'?
A) Never
B) Infrequently
C) Every goddamn episode

xxpost Remember when Tupac Shakur's mugshot was an UP YOURS to "the man"?

What kind of President is Donald Trump?

A) Former
B) Current
C) Your Favorite

Trump's next mixtape will be straight fire yo

i'm ready for the posthumous mixtapes.

It's a good question, as we somehow have plenty of undecided voters in this country who could theoretically serve as impartial jurors, but they seem to be missing the part of their brain that allows them to form an actual opinion about a man who has been one of the most public of public figures for decades upon decades so I don't know how evidence presented over the course of mere days would be enough to dissuade their fence-sitting.

xposts

A buddy of mine came to the bar last night to tie one on in celebration of Booking Day. He ordered a Mug Shot of my choice, so I gave him a shot of our best tequila in a Moscow Mule mug.

ty for this, pun name aside: just put a mule mug in the freezer to try a shot from when it's hot tonight

this is how to do it

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F4Y0gv7XQAAU2pF?format=jpg

https://www.self-titledmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/R-30849-1336914949-4168.jpeg

Awwww, she probably thinks she's terrifying liberals or something

If you share Trump’s mugshot today, please share that the Fulton County Jail it was taken at, is at 3x it’s capacity, infested with bugs, is holding 87% Black people, most of whom haven’t seen a day in court.

Six people have died in custody this year. Fuck cops, fuck jails.

— ashley fairbanks (@ziibiing) August 24, 2023

Zillow reports ⁦@realDonaldTrump⁩ sold Mar-a-Lago to Don Jr for $422 million before the old man’s latest arrest
The price seems greatly inflated. Trump bought it, furniture & all, with an unrecorded $10 million mortgage.
There’s a tax story, and maybe a tax crime in this. pic.twitter.com/sbul784amD

— David Cay Johnston (@DavidCayJ) August 25, 2023

not above grifting his own son, I like it

Here’s an incomplete list of athletes with the same height and weight as Donald Trump who said he was 6’3 and 215 Pounds.

A thread. 🧵

First up is quarterback Aaron Rodgers who is 6’2, 223 pounds. pic.twitter.com/B1lqq8xA24

— CALL TO ACTIVISM (@CalltoActivism) August 25, 2023

https://frinkiac.com/gif/S07E07/373305/376225.gif?b64lines=

Hold up, how did DJTJ come up with half a billion dollar to spend on an estate?

74,223,975 voters

he pre-sold mugshot toilet paper. made a bundle.

This is our local county mayor (and former pro wrestler), but it's representative of the weird idolatry that mugshot is inspiring on the right.

Here's the moral of the story: hate @realDonaldTrump all you want. But NO ONE stands up against the Establishment like he does. Thanks to that mugshot, he now represents anyone who has ever been stepped on or screwed over by The Man. Good luck stopping him.

— Glenn Jacobs (@GlennJacobsTN) August 25, 2023

part of the brainworms is not understanding who “the Man” is

check him for CTE

Really fucking sick of the "all this does is makes him stronger" memes.

Donald Trump, the struggling everyman that Woody Guthrie wrote songs about

its all they got

well, Biden does pilates and spin classes

Donald Trump may have just suffered a catastrophic prolapse, but all it did was show the Liberal Elite that he has guts.

This machine kills taxes

I have a lot of respect for this local burger joint up the road from me, which is popular with a very normie suburban crowd but DGAF.

Straight Outta https://t.co/labTsqt1cJ records listed his height as 6-patties-3oz and his weight as 215 calories. The source of the jail's information is unclear, and it appeared online before the burger arrived at the jailhouse. 🦍🍔🍻🤥🥸 #knoxville #burgertime #burgers pic.twitter.com/sK8gy84206

— Inskip Grill (@InskipGrill) August 26, 2023

Really fucking sick of the "all this does is makes him stronger" memes.

― Large, Complex, Detailed but Irrefutable POST (Dan Peterson),

Especially since it's not true:

https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2023/08/25/ipsos-poll-trump-indictment-00112755

I mean if it was just the Stormy Daniels shit it probably would actually help him and make him look like a victim trouble is he just committed so many crimes and did them in a way that left no plausible deniability whatsoever

Even as he remains the clear frontrunner for the Republican nomination, the cascading indictments are likely to take a toll on his general election prospects.

By all means drag the party down with you.

Yeah everybody, even people who don’t pay attention to the news, saw him lead a mob to attack the Capitol to try to overturn the election he lost.

By all means drag the party down with you.

I mean, he's been doing exactly that since the moment he was elected. Lost seats in both midterms, pushed insane losers as candidates for entirely winnable state elections...he's poison, but people (not only journalists but actual humans) continue to insist he's a genius because he tumbled backward into the presidency through an unrepeatable combination of lucky breaks.

I'm biased b/c I live in Florida, but he and his party have lost every election since 2017.

xp don't interrupt the enemy when they are making a mistake

If he retains the nomination, his presence on the ballot (and his inevitable endorsement of whackadoodle downticket candidates) might have the very welcome effect of dragging the party down. Possibly flipping some close raves and maybe giving the Ds some traction on clawing back a legislature or two.

Note: not arguing for a Trump candidacy as a good 4D chess move. Just speculation.

*close races, sheesh