xp Little miss evil
― fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Friday, 25 August 2023 13:38 (eight months ago) link
Poor little flower.
― the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 25 August 2023 13:43 (eight months ago) link
they kept saying on the news how it was a solemn time and nobody was happy about this...but they were totally wrong! i was very happy. i couldn't have been happier.
― scott seward, Friday, 25 August 2023 13:48 (eight months ago) link
It will be an even happier day when Giuliani receives some poetic justice i.e. getting shanked to ribbons inside the big house
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 25 August 2023 13:51 (eight months ago) link
xps Why do they always look like unhappy rabbits?
― fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Friday, 25 August 2023 14:03 (eight months ago) link
I know no one who thinks we'll somehow "escape" anything.
I won't stop believing.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e0/JourneyEscapealbumcover.jpg
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Friday, 25 August 2023 14:10 (eight months ago) link
Who's crying now?
― hardcore technician gimmicks are also another popular choice f (President Keyes), Friday, 25 August 2023 14:12 (eight months ago) link
A buddy of mine came to the bar last night to tie one on in celebration of Booking Day. He ordered a Mug Shot of my choice, so I gave him a shot of our best tequila in a Moscow Mule mug. Anyway, on his way down into a dissolute puddle he said, "Back in WWII they said that the greatest hero of the war would be the person who killed Hitler, and that turned out to be Hitler. Today the greatest hero might be the person who kills the Republican Party, and that's going to turn out to be Trump." It was kind of funny/striking at the time but maybe a little overoptimistic?
― The Terroir of Tiny Town (WmC), Friday, 25 August 2023 14:12 (eight months ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCPIdzXk8Xo
― scott seward, Friday, 25 August 2023 14:14 (eight months ago) link
(can't remember the last time i felt compelled to share an msnbc moment but we are living in upresidneted tomes. times. pressindented.)
― scott seward, Friday, 25 August 2023 14:15 (eight months ago) link
― scott seward, Friday, August 25, 2023 9:48 AM (twenty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
It's just something public figures have to reiterate to counter accusations of it being a politically motivated revenge scheme or whatever.
― But his face would not turn into hot Kirby (Evan), Friday, 25 August 2023 14:18 (eight months ago) link
reid piece has some clarity for you usa
― you need magical thinking ayo my name is david blaine (Hunt3r), Friday, 25 August 2023 14:26 (eight months ago) link
nobody on this site named usa iirc
― The Terroir of Tiny Town (WmC), Friday, 25 August 2023 14:29 (eight months ago) link
it me
― you need magical thinking ayo my name is david blaine (Hunt3r), Friday, 25 August 2023 14:30 (eight months ago) link
I don't even own an America
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Friday, 25 August 2023 14:44 (eight months ago) link
mesa yousa wesa usa
― hardcore technician gimmicks are also another popular choice f (President Keyes), Friday, 25 August 2023 14:51 (eight months ago) link
I do not think Brian Kemp will be inclined to call a special session of the Georgia legislature to remove Fani Willis from office. He loathes Trump, and does not need the crisis that would ensue.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 25 August 2023 14:59 (eight months ago) link
removing a special prosecutor from office doesn't end a criminal trial, anyway, just slows it down
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Friday, 25 August 2023 15:01 (eight months ago) link
which, yes, is the goal, but it's going to have limited efficacy
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Friday, 25 August 2023 15:02 (eight months ago) link
we should elect someone to represent usa
― i really like that!! (z_tbd), Friday, 25 August 2023 16:00 (eight months ago) link
i also liked how the one msnbc anchor kept saying "Thomas Cheezebro/Chezbro" both ways because she admitted she didn't know how to pronounce it. it was just funny to hear her say it 50 times. everyone should do that. even if they figure out the right way to say it.
― scott seward, Friday, 25 August 2023 16:39 (eight months ago) link
Cheesebro
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 25 August 2023 16:57 (eight months ago) link
outrageous name
― lag∞n, Friday, 25 August 2023 17:00 (eight months ago) link
Soon to be known simply by a number.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 25 August 2023 17:02 (eight months ago) link
Derek Jeter broke ankle one day after he sold his apartment in Trump World Tower.— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 21, 2012
― lag∞n, Friday, 25 August 2023 17:03 (eight months ago) link
there's a "Chesebro Rd" in Thousand Oaks. It is next to "Cheesebro & Palo Comado Canyon".
― actual veggie mexican pizza received (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 25 August 2023 17:04 (eight months ago) link
Don't forget HOF'er and 41-game winner Jack Chesbro of the New York Highlanders.
― clemenza, Friday, 25 August 2023 17:17 (eight months ago) link
May I digress?
there's a "Chesebro Rd" in Thousand Oaks.
As an avid wakeboarder living in Malibu, I can firmly assure you there is no "Chesebro Rd" in TO. You have to jump over a few canyons closer to the valley to find Chesebro Rd in Old Agoura.
― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Friday, 25 August 2023 17:23 (eight months ago) link
This is 6'3" and 215lbs (left), not this (blech/right): pic.twitter.com/dGT3nteK48— Brian of Nazareth 🌻 (@Brian_of_Judea) August 24, 2023
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 25 August 2023 17:42 (eight months ago) link
the mugshot is a bit... https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/e/e9/Samseditorial.jpg
― StanM, Friday, 25 August 2023 17:44 (eight months ago) link
thank you dinesh, very cool!https://x.com/dineshdsouza/status/1695100601586106626
― come on barbo let’s go parpo (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 25 August 2023 18:13 (eight months ago) link
How do you go about getting an “impartial” jury together to try a president, especially this guy
― Grandall Flange (wins), Friday, 25 August 2023 18:26 (eight months ago) link
Juror questionnaire: How often did you watch 'The Apprentice'? A) NeverB) Infrequently C) Every goddamn episode
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 25 August 2023 18:31 (eight months ago) link
xxpost Remember when Tupac Shakur's mugshot was an UP YOURS to "the man"?
― hardcore technician gimmicks are also another popular choice f (President Keyes), Friday, 25 August 2023 18:38 (eight months ago) link
What kind of President is Donald Trump?
A) FormerB) CurrentC) Your Favorite
― hardcore technician gimmicks are also another popular choice f (President Keyes), Friday, 25 August 2023 18:40 (eight months ago) link
Trump's next mixtape will be straight fire yo
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 25 August 2023 19:03 (eight months ago) link
i'm ready for the posthumous mixtapes.
― scott seward, Friday, 25 August 2023 19:08 (eight months ago) link
It's a good question, as we somehow have plenty of undecided voters in this country who could theoretically serve as impartial jurors, but they seem to be missing the part of their brain that allows them to form an actual opinion about a man who has been one of the most public of public figures for decades upon decades so I don't know how evidence presented over the course of mere days would be enough to dissuade their fence-sitting.
― Prop Dramedy (Old Lunch), Friday, 25 August 2023 19:09 (eight months ago) link
xposts
A buddy of mine came to the bar last night to tie one on in celebration of Booking Day. He ordered a Mug Shot of my choice, so I gave him a shot of our best tequila in a Moscow Mule mug.
ty for this, pun name aside: just put a mule mug in the freezer to try a shot from when it's hot tonight
― vashti funyuns (sic), Friday, 25 August 2023 19:09 (eight months ago) link
this is how to do it
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F4Y0gv7XQAAU2pF?format=jpg
― mark s, Friday, 25 August 2023 19:15 (eight months ago) link
https://www.self-titledmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/R-30849-1336914949-4168.jpeg
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 25 August 2023 19:19 (eight months ago) link
Awwww, she probably thinks she's terrifying liberals or something
― But his face would not turn into hot Kirby (Evan), Friday, 25 August 2023 19:21 (eight months ago) link
If you share Trump’s mugshot today, please share that the Fulton County Jail it was taken at, is at 3x it’s capacity, infested with bugs, is holding 87% Black people, most of whom haven’t seen a day in court.Six people have died in custody this year. Fuck cops, fuck jails.— ashley fairbanks (@ziibiing) August 24, 2023
― out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Friday, 25 August 2023 19:26 (eight months ago) link
Zillow reports @realDonaldTrump sold Mar-a-Lago to Don Jr for $422 million before the old man’s latest arrestThe price seems greatly inflated. Trump bought it, furniture & all, with an unrecorded $10 million mortgage.There’s a tax story, and maybe a tax crime in this. pic.twitter.com/sbul784amD— David Cay Johnston (@DavidCayJ) August 25, 2023
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 25 August 2023 19:27 (eight months ago) link
not above grifting his own son, I like it
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 25 August 2023 19:33 (eight months ago) link
Here’s an incomplete list of athletes with the same height and weight as Donald Trump who said he was 6’3 and 215 Pounds. A thread. 🧵First up is quarterback Aaron Rodgers who is 6’2, 223 pounds. pic.twitter.com/B1lqq8xA24— CALL TO ACTIVISM (@CalltoActivism) August 25, 2023
― fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Friday, 25 August 2023 19:35 (eight months ago) link
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― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 25 August 2023 19:45 (eight months ago) link
Hold up, how did DJTJ come up with half a billion dollar to spend on an estate?
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 25 August 2023 19:54 (eight months ago) link
74,223,975 voters
― fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Friday, 25 August 2023 19:55 (eight months ago) link