Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

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When this whole Georgia Trump trial shebang is functionally disabled and possibly dismissed through the attempted or actual removal of Willis from her office in October— these antics will be the fun times that I recall fondly.

the freedom of birds is an insult to me (Hunt3r), Friday, 25 August 2023 11:08 (eight months ago) link

Oh, stop.

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 25 August 2023 11:18 (eight months ago) link

Powell looks like an A24 ghoul or a creepy doll that moves when you're not looking at it.

Giving Graham Ingels vibes

Cow_Art, Friday, 25 August 2023 11:34 (eight months ago) link

When this whole Georgia Trump trial shebang is functionally disabled and possibly dismissed through the attempted or actual removal of Willis from her office

that's some heinous-clickbait-article-on-the-newsweek-site thinkin, suh

honey badger drinks when he wants (stevie), Friday, 25 August 2023 12:35 (eight months ago) link

Who let NYT Pitchbot into this thread

I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Friday, 25 August 2023 12:49 (eight months ago) link

Maybe all doom posting can automatically be replaced by the classic “wriggle out of this jam” tweet. It captures the sentiment so no need to keep finding new ways of saying it

But his face would not turn into hot Kirby (Evan), Friday, 25 August 2023 12:53 (eight months ago) link

hi jenna ellis x

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Friday, 25 August 2023 12:55 (eight months ago) link

i would have more confidence in his wriggling abilities if there was one case instead of four

lag∞n, Friday, 25 August 2023 12:56 (eight months ago) link

srsly, Hunt3r, that's embarrassing.

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 25 August 2023 12:56 (eight months ago) link

Assuming it doesn't already exist, one of you nerds should whip up an Atlanta PD mugshot generator.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 25 August 2023 13:07 (eight months ago) link

hi jenna ellis x


That’s her name after she converts to Islam in prison

deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 25 August 2023 13:09 (eight months ago) link

lol

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Friday, 25 August 2023 13:13 (eight months ago) link

#mugshot #atlantapdfilter

an ex-President got arrested in Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pee tape

I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Friday, 25 August 2023 13:24 (eight months ago) link

xp ha sorry to disappoint. it was partly meant to be some doom humor, about y'know, now. these good times. there are suits pending against the law, there's kemp's own ambitions, there's the commission, and public opinion.

on the other hand, it's real, and donnie does not necessarily need to win, he needs to slow all of his procedures way down while he foments-- whatever it is that he's hoping to foment. actually cancel that, he needs to win, but delay helps.

the freedom of birds is an insult to me (Hunt3r), Friday, 25 August 2023 13:28 (eight months ago) link

re: Hunt3r's magical thinking ... Anyone who thinks we're going to somehow escape the mess we're now in during our lifetimes is kidding themselves

fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Friday, 25 August 2023 13:28 (eight months ago) link

yeah I"ve already made my peace with that. the damage by this current court won't be actively stopped at earliest for probably decades and then the lasting effects by what they've done, well, longer than that.

nevermind that in 20 years it will be 173 degrees outside.

but...i don't dwell on it anymore, just try and live life the best I can

I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Friday, 25 August 2023 13:31 (eight months ago) link

Yep, and knowing that the MAGA crowd will have one hell of a time finding a new avatar

fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Friday, 25 August 2023 13:33 (eight months ago) link

sorry, messiah

fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Friday, 25 August 2023 13:33 (eight months ago) link

I'm not one of those people who've spent the last 48 hours deliriously chronicling every waddle Trump's made, but I'm not one for Eric's strawman either. I know no one who thinks we'll somehow "escape" anything.

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 25 August 2023 13:36 (eight months ago) link

Pretty sure James Cameron already promised two or three more Avatars.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 25 August 2023 13:37 (eight months ago) link

xp Little miss evil

fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Friday, 25 August 2023 13:38 (eight months ago) link

Poor little flower.

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 25 August 2023 13:43 (eight months ago) link

they kept saying on the news how it was a solemn time and nobody was happy about this...but they were totally wrong! i was very happy. i couldn't have been happier.

scott seward, Friday, 25 August 2023 13:48 (eight months ago) link

It will be an even happier day when Giuliani receives some poetic justice i.e. getting shanked to ribbons inside the big house

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 25 August 2023 13:51 (eight months ago) link

xps Why do they always look like unhappy rabbits?

fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Friday, 25 August 2023 14:03 (eight months ago) link

I know no one who thinks we'll somehow "escape" anything.

I won't stop believing.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e0/JourneyEscapealbumcover.jpg

Who's crying now?

A buddy of mine came to the bar last night to tie one on in celebration of Booking Day. He ordered a Mug Shot of my choice, so I gave him a shot of our best tequila in a Moscow Mule mug. Anyway, on his way down into a dissolute puddle he said, "Back in WWII they said that the greatest hero of the war would be the person who killed Hitler, and that turned out to be Hitler. Today the greatest hero might be the person who kills the Republican Party, and that's going to turn out to be Trump." It was kind of funny/striking at the time but maybe a little overoptimistic?

The Terroir of Tiny Town (WmC), Friday, 25 August 2023 14:12 (eight months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCPIdzXk8Xo

scott seward, Friday, 25 August 2023 14:14 (eight months ago) link

(can't remember the last time i felt compelled to share an msnbc moment but we are living in upresidneted tomes. times. pressindented.)

scott seward, Friday, 25 August 2023 14:15 (eight months ago) link

they kept saying on the news how it was a solemn time and nobody was happy about this...but they were totally wrong! i was very happy. i couldn't have been happier.

― scott seward, Friday, August 25, 2023 9:48 AM (twenty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

It's just something public figures have to reiterate to counter accusations of it being a politically motivated revenge scheme or whatever.

But his face would not turn into hot Kirby (Evan), Friday, 25 August 2023 14:18 (eight months ago) link

reid piece has some clarity for you usa

you need magical thinking ayo my name is david blaine (Hunt3r), Friday, 25 August 2023 14:26 (eight months ago) link

nobody on this site named usa iirc

The Terroir of Tiny Town (WmC), Friday, 25 August 2023 14:29 (eight months ago) link

it me

you need magical thinking ayo my name is david blaine (Hunt3r), Friday, 25 August 2023 14:30 (eight months ago) link

I don't even own an America

I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Friday, 25 August 2023 14:44 (eight months ago) link

mesa yousa wesa usa

I do not think Brian Kemp will be inclined to call a special session of the Georgia legislature to remove Fani Willis from office. He loathes Trump, and does not need the crisis that would ensue.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 25 August 2023 14:59 (eight months ago) link

removing a special prosecutor from office doesn't end a criminal trial, anyway, just slows it down

I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Friday, 25 August 2023 15:01 (eight months ago) link

which, yes, is the goal, but it's going to have limited efficacy

I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Friday, 25 August 2023 15:02 (eight months ago) link

we should elect someone to represent usa

i really like that!! (z_tbd), Friday, 25 August 2023 16:00 (eight months ago) link

i also liked how the one msnbc anchor kept saying "Thomas Cheezebro/Chezbro" both ways because she admitted she didn't know how to pronounce it. it was just funny to hear her say it 50 times. everyone should do that. even if they figure out the right way to say it.

scott seward, Friday, 25 August 2023 16:39 (eight months ago) link

Cheesebro

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 25 August 2023 16:57 (eight months ago) link

outrageous name

lag∞n, Friday, 25 August 2023 17:00 (eight months ago) link

Soon to be known simply by a number.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 25 August 2023 17:02 (eight months ago) link

Derek Jeter broke ankle one day after he sold his apartment in Trump World Tower.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 21, 2012

lag∞n, Friday, 25 August 2023 17:03 (eight months ago) link

there's a "Chesebro Rd" in Thousand Oaks. It is next to "Cheesebro & Palo Comado Canyon".

actual veggie mexican pizza received (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 25 August 2023 17:04 (eight months ago) link

Don't forget HOF'er and 41-game winner Jack Chesbro of the New York Highlanders.

clemenza, Friday, 25 August 2023 17:17 (eight months ago) link

May I digress?

there's a "Chesebro Rd" in Thousand Oaks.

As an avid wakeboarder living in Malibu, I can firmly assure you there is no "Chesebro Rd" in TO. You have to jump over a few canyons closer to the valley to find Chesebro Rd in Old Agoura.

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Friday, 25 August 2023 17:23 (eight months ago) link

This is 6'3" and 215lbs (left), not this (blech/right): pic.twitter.com/dGT3nteK48

— Brian of Nazareth 🌻 (@Brian_of_Judea) August 24, 2023

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 25 August 2023 17:42 (eight months ago) link


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