Donald Trump - "Not guilty, y'all got to feel me"
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Friday, 25 August 2023 00:20 (eight months ago) link
đ
― The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 25 August 2023 00:21 (eight months ago) link
Unless itâs a hoax, the mugshot is making its way across the internet as I type
― The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 25 August 2023 00:22 (eight months ago) link
one fake one out there at least
the Trump mugshot being passed around is fakeits a photoshopped version of a pic of Trump from November 2020 pic.twitter.com/f6QAhPHh5T— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) August 25, 2023
― lagân, Friday, 25 August 2023 00:25 (eight months ago) link
poor work couldve easily made it look more like the others
― lagân, Friday, 25 August 2023 00:28 (eight months ago) link
yep it dropped
https://i.ibb.co/xfQ9Bnw/Trump-Toilet-Paper.jpg
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Friday, 25 August 2023 00:32 (eight months ago) link
the real Trump mugshot will have him looking off to the side, not realizing the pic was being taken
Fake mugshots are a new American folk art, like scrimshaw
https://a57.foxnews.com/static.foxnews.com/foxnews.com/content/uploads/2023/04/640/320/Trump-Mugshot-fake.png
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 25 August 2023 00:34 (eight months ago) link
here it is officially confirmed
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F4VhuV_XcAAgB15?format=jpg&name=900x900
― lagân, Friday, 25 August 2023 00:35 (eight months ago) link
this is my current fave
https://holrmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/FrnIkekWcAISB-8-759x500.jpg
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 25 August 2023 00:35 (eight months ago) link
he's given different heights and weights at each different booking
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Friday, 25 August 2023 00:37 (eight months ago) link
this one is nice he looks like the grinch
https://i.imgur.com/rWWRPRA.png
― lagân, Friday, 25 August 2023 00:37 (eight months ago) link
Mark Meadows channeling a bit of 'i ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti' in that mug shot.
― earlnash, Friday, 25 August 2023 00:39 (eight months ago) link
cnn saying thats the real one
BREAKING: Fulton County releases a mug shot following former President Donald Trump's fourth arrest this year https://t.co/3fQ12Kwd19 pic.twitter.com/hEHCVPT6U2— CNN (@CNN) August 25, 2023
― lagân, Friday, 25 August 2023 00:41 (eight months ago) link
this guy had it a half an hour ago sans watermark
is this real chat pic.twitter.com/QCBQsTtPYa— ettingermentum (@ettingermentum) August 25, 2023
― lagân, Friday, 25 August 2023 00:43 (eight months ago) link
maybe cnn is just looking on twitter tho
great photo honestly
Trumpâs mug shot pic.twitter.com/VpRroM9Xf5— Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) August 25, 2023
― lagân, Friday, 25 August 2023 00:44 (eight months ago) link
looks like the shopped ones
― Clay, Friday, 25 August 2023 00:45 (eight months ago) link
i thought they publicly said they wouldn't release until 4 pm tomorrow?
unless it leaked which wouldn't shock me, some newly wealthy jail employee is about to put their two weeks in tomorrow
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Friday, 25 August 2023 00:45 (eight months ago) link
that's his Blue Steel
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 25 August 2023 00:47 (eight months ago) link
that day, his heart shrunk three sizes
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Friday, 25 August 2023 00:52 (eight months ago) link
Q is back baby
Oh my god it was first posted on 8kunhttps://t.co/QOE1X4t6HK pic.twitter.com/VvHVp6MAGm— Aric Toler (@AricToler) August 25, 2023
― lagân, Friday, 25 August 2023 00:53 (eight months ago) link
whoa has that Qweet already been disappeared?
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 25 August 2023 00:58 (eight months ago) link
yeah he was confused
8kun post was actually ~20min after the tweethttps://t.co/QOE1X4t6HK— Aric Toler (@AricToler) August 25, 2023
― lagân, Friday, 25 August 2023 01:03 (eight months ago) link
The new winner of first post, from 8:05pm EST. https://t.co/gXaxS2XNnP— Aric Toler (@AricToler) August 25, 2023
― lagân, Friday, 25 August 2023 01:07 (eight months ago) link
You know what? đ pic.twitter.com/1yKpB5EJmR— chris evans (@notcapnamerica) August 25, 2023
― read-only (unperson), Friday, 25 August 2023 01:51 (eight months ago) link
he tweeted
https://t.co/MlIKklPSJT pic.twitter.com/Mcbf2xozsY— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 25, 2023
― lagân, Friday, 25 August 2023 02:01 (eight months ago) link
first time since
To all of those who have asked, I will not be going to the Inauguration on January 20th.— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 8, 2021
― lagân, Friday, 25 August 2023 02:02 (eight months ago) link
Interesting
― hardcore technician gimmicks are also another popular choice f (President Keyes), Friday, 25 August 2023 02:14 (eight months ago) link
Trump and Elon always had to get together at some point.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Friday, 25 August 2023 03:19 (eight months ago) link
This is good for a few chuckles.
The Georgia Indictment Mug Shots: A Close Reading
https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2023/08/georgia-rico-mug-shots-who-managed-to-pose-for-the-best-one-so-far.html
Wearing the vacant gaze of the deeply hypnotized, paired with a white, collarless blouse, Powell looks like a member of the chain-smoking doomsday cult in The Leftovers being nabbed for a bout of domestic terrorism. Her forehead is placid and dewy; her grin is slack. Having been red-pilled against the deep state in the way of an internet-illiterate boomer, Powell is a true believer. This mug shot is all part of Trumpâs beautiful master plan. There is nothing to fear.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 25 August 2023 03:44 (eight months ago) link
She doesn't look like Ann Dowd's character, but Gladys, a little bit. (Nitpicking Leftovers fan.)
https://i.postimg.cc/K8xt0h7W/gladys.jpg
https://i.postimg.cc/SxSzW7kF/powell.jpg
― clemenza, Friday, 25 August 2023 04:00 (eight months ago) link
Yeah, I was gonna say, that's not Ann Dowd (whom I know mostly from Handmaid's Tale).
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 25 August 2023 04:03 (eight months ago) link
Ann Dowd in The Leftovers is what Trump's lawyer should have looked like.
https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rwFoB-Fls34/WYy8J4NxMPI/AAAAAAAAEOM/HvhuMgu0VgInF-5eF38UgxZBUx-rjJMowCLcBGAs/s1600/ann%2Bdowd.jpg
― clemenza, Friday, 25 August 2023 04:06 (eight months ago) link
LOL @ the absolute state of this clown
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Friday, 25 August 2023 06:12 (eight months ago) link
when you click âour teamâ on a baptist church website pic.twitter.com/QjLB35ru9P— Mason Mennenga (@masonmennenga) August 24, 2023
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 25 August 2023 08:35 (eight months ago) link
i'm coming back around to 'classic' tbh
― come on barbo letâs go parpo (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 25 August 2023 10:22 (eight months ago) link
When this whole Georgia Trump trial shebang is functionally disabled and possibly dismissed through the attempted or actual removal of Willis from her office in Octoberâ these antics will be the fun times that I recall fondly.
― the freedom of birds is an insult to me (Hunt3r), Friday, 25 August 2023 11:08 (eight months ago) link
Oh, stop.
― the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 25 August 2023 11:18 (eight months ago) link
Powell looks like an A24 ghoul or a creepy doll that moves when you're not looking at it.
Giving Graham Ingels vibes
― Cow_Art, Friday, 25 August 2023 11:34 (eight months ago) link
When this whole Georgia Trump trial shebang is functionally disabled and possibly dismissed through the attempted or actual removal of Willis from her office
that's some heinous-clickbait-article-on-the-newsweek-site thinkin, suh
― honey badger drinks when he wants (stevie), Friday, 25 August 2023 12:35 (eight months ago) link
Who let NYT Pitchbot into this thread
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Friday, 25 August 2023 12:49 (eight months ago) link
Maybe all doom posting can automatically be replaced by the classic âwriggle out of this jamâ tweet. It captures the sentiment so no need to keep finding new ways of saying it
― But his face would not turn into hot Kirby (Evan), Friday, 25 August 2023 12:53 (eight months ago) link
hi jenna ellis x
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Friday, 25 August 2023 12:55 (eight months ago) link
i would have more confidence in his wriggling abilities if there was one case instead of four
― lagân, Friday, 25 August 2023 12:56 (eight months ago) link
srsly, Hunt3r, that's embarrassing.
― the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 25 August 2023 12:56 (eight months ago) link
Assuming it doesn't already exist, one of you nerds should whip up an Atlanta PD mugshot generator.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 25 August 2023 13:07 (eight months ago) link
― deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 25 August 2023 13:09 (eight months ago) link
lol
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Friday, 25 August 2023 13:13 (eight months ago) link
#mugshot #atlantapdfilter
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 25 August 2023 13:13 (eight months ago) link