Are you good at performing oral sex?

this dude played a song called THE CLAP

he is NOT to be trusted

oh crap it's the lack of a headstock

Congratulations! I have no idea what this means.

I for one would love to have freaky devil-given Robert Johnson guitar hands.

I have successfully reminded myself what a solid album "Mit Gas" is.

what i am saying is that not only does steve howe have a face only a nesting guillemot could love, but he also has no glans on his penile extension

nesting guillemot

please do not use this phrase when coitally engaged.

xp That's a new insult to me.

Did I say I planned to? I'm only more likely to do it now.

What can I say Kenan, when I flow I flow tidal

This album cover always cracked me up, god bless you steve howe:

http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/110986a236d54ec68444b01564778ae5/21402.jpg

xp "You so messed up, your dick just STOP!"

Okay, I guess there isn't anything really wrong with the phrase, it just conjures up an image of Robert Guillaume as Benson in a chicken costume.

What can I say Kenan, when I flow I flow tidal

thank you, Peter North

Benson BRITAIN'S FAVORITE CARP???

rip carp

I am essentially generous

xp "the flow tidal thing": which raises the question - are there any guys that don't think it's gross to go down on a woman when she's on her period? I had a boyfriend that had no problem with this. I had a problem with this.

it just conjures up an image of Robert Guillaume as Benson in a chicken costume.

Oh, don't play like you're not hot for the Guillaume Chicken.

Robert Guillaume as Benson in a chicken costume

I can see how one wouldn't necessarily wish for this image to pass through ones mind whilst engaged in coitus.

xp kenan: wtf I'm no furry!

are there any guys that don't think it's gross to go down on a woman when she's on her period?

First few days, it's not ideal, after that... *shrugs*

not gross for me but I'll yield if my partner threatens the 'red card'

Please do regale us with a definition of the yellow card, then, lj.

it just conjures up an image of Robert Guillaume as Benson in a chicken costume.

The reason this board exists, I realize now, is to prevent of at least limit the number of people who immediately open Photoshop at this point in the thread.

i used to think i was, or i think i used to be, but current SO doesn't like it, so...?

kinda gross but isn't at all a dealbreaker. if she's got an issue with it i'll back off, but otherwise let the games begin.

Yellow card is surely a faceful of the good stuff my dear fella

'assorted humours'

xp kenan A+

Yellow card is surely a faceful of the good stuff my dear fella

Urine?

ellow card is surely a faceful of the good stuff my dear fella

yellow? there's nothing 'good' that comes out of the body yellow, l0u1s

pus
bile
urine

... yup, darraghmac OTM

'splashback'

i used to think i was, or i think i used to be, but current SO doesn't like it, so...?

Some women just don't like it, as Kate mentioned upthread. I'm a lot less into it than I used to be -- same partner, same technique (quite good) -- it's just me.

First the Benson chicken and now HI DERE'S trio; all the titillation of this thread has been sucked out

If cunnilingus ends with a faceful of pus, everyone involved needs to go to the doctor IMMEDIATELY imo

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/109/298080885_2fa1c224f3.jpg?v=0

just in time to save the thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_mOf4kJ7dE

HI DERE, weren't you the person who told the hilarious red wings story about the guy at the party?

haha YES

Ok this is pissing me off. I got months of shit for once saying something like "a little blood is no big deal, you run into it sooner or later," and suddenly I was Hannibal Lecter. I thought it was implied that once you figured out that there was blood, you would stop and try to suavely transition to some other hotness. If you guys are seriously talking about continuing to eat a bloody pussy, and like not minding the taste of... THAT... you are way past me. I'm not freaked out by blood at all, but cunnilingus is the one thing that it precludes.

dude you eat menses

ftr I am not eating a bloody pussy if I can at all help it

i mean that's unassailable ILX fact xp

First the Benson chicken and now HI DERE'S trio; all the titillation of this thread has been sucked out

tits aren't even the subject of this thread!

lol and now I am trying to think of a situation where Dan really wouldn't be able to help it

xxp Under what circumstance would you be forced to?

HAHA exactly!

"the antidote is in the vadge. you have thirty minutes"

I'm not freaked out by blood at all, but cunnilingus is the one thing that it precludes.

Yeah. Use other stimulus, please.

Wow, kenan, more like Hannibal Licker, no?

"the antidote is in the vadge. you have thirty minutes" = the plot of Hostel VII