have you quit the labour party yet?

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not unfortunate for humanity as a whole, certainly

my full length poll (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 August 2023 12:51 (eight months ago) link

Don't worry Keith. Not getting "taking part in a communist revolution with killing fields set up for you lot" out of my mind.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 24 August 2023 12:55 (eight months ago) link

The Labour right huffing and puffing that a Jewish woman has been chosen to stand for the Greens in Birkenhead. Isn't it past time we call them what they are, which is antisemitic? As well as authoritarian freaks who presume they can dictate selection in other parties, of course.

glumdalclitch, Sunday, 3 September 2023 19:21 (eight months ago) link

calling them anitsemitic is antisemitic, especially the goys

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 September 2023 19:23 (eight months ago) link

let's not forget that the current Labour shadow chancellor has a portrait of her pro-nazi political hero in her office. The one who wouldn't employ Jews or Catholics and in the Nazi era was referred to as "our honorable member for Berlin" by Stafford Cripps.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Sunday, 3 September 2023 20:00 (eight months ago) link

"With a Labour ­government, those who make British lives a misery will face British force — and British justice."

“There are some who say that Labour shouldn’t talk about immigration or shouldn’t believe in secure borders,” he said.

“On the other side, there are some who want us to turn our back on the world and shut up shop.

“Both are wrong.

“Both are un-British.”

whatever happened to gravy brain? (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 16 September 2023 07:41 (seven months ago) link

I don't want to belong to any club that would accept me keir starmer as one of its members.

lurch of england (ledge), Saturday, 16 September 2023 07:47 (seven months ago) link

imagine thinking that there was such a thing as 'british' that goes beyond a passport categorisation.

oscar bravo, Saturday, 16 September 2023 08:09 (seven months ago) link

I despise this party so much I would literally be tempted to vote Tory if I thought it would contribute to their demise. Not that I'd really do it and it would be a futile act, but I think there is some merit in the idea of tactical voting in marginals with trash Labour MPs to reduce their win margin. The last thing you'd want to do is hand these dangers a crushing majority and a limitless mandate for evil.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 16 September 2023 08:19 (seven months ago) link

seumas milm (gyac)
Posted: 26 September 2020 at 14:21:55
Every day a new low.

ydkb (gyac), Saturday, 16 September 2023 08:32 (seven months ago) link

I despise this party so much I would literally be tempted to vote Tory if I thought it would contribute to their demise. Not that I'd really do it and it would be a futile act, but I think there is some merit in the idea of tactical voting in marginals with trash Labour MPs to reduce their win margin. The last thing you'd want to do is hand these dangers a crushing majority and a limitless mandate for evil.

I used to say I'd rather vote UKIP than vote Liberal, it's getting that way!

Monthly Python (Tom D.), Saturday, 16 September 2023 08:46 (seven months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/8EKzRmB.png

soref, Saturday, 16 September 2023 09:16 (seven months ago) link

24/5 for Tories to win most seats
9/1 for Conservative majority

I get the polling lead at the moment but these are too good to pass up

anvil, Monday, 18 September 2023 06:43 (seven months ago) link

if I had to have a bet on this, I'd take the 11/4 on a hung parliament

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 18 September 2023 06:53 (seven months ago) link

The headline lead is big but need to factor in voter distribution

I feel like there are similarities in the UK with Japan's 1955 system but I don't know if the opposition party ever held a lead this big there in the polling

anvil, Monday, 18 September 2023 06:58 (seven months ago) link

Japan's 1955 system...damn that's a grenade you have thrown in this thread!!

xyzzzz__, Monday, 18 September 2023 07:58 (seven months ago) link

I'm voting for Mishima

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 18 September 2023 08:27 (seven months ago) link

I can't think of a more low-stakes GE than Sunak vs Starmer in my memory. Even if the Tories throw up some extreme wedge issue like bringing back the gallows, Starmer will start talking about how he always loved the sound of necks snapping.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 18 September 2023 08:38 (seven months ago) link

Now unlike some of you I've seen the Tory gallows proposal. And it pains me, Mr Speaker, though I must say I am not surprised, that the specifications the government have settled on for their gallows regime are utterly unfit for purpose. The Tories have mode a mockery of public hanging. We can do better. We must do better. The people demand it. Labour demands it. That is why, Mr Speaker, today I am submitting my own designs for a humane, sensible, thoroughly British approach to the execution needs of our country. It is backed by science. It is fully costed. And I call upon this House to see this Tory proposal for what it really is: a shambolic, unworkable system of outdated pulleys and levers that I doubt could even snuff out someone's grandma.

Tracer Hand, Monday, 18 September 2023 09:03 (seven months ago) link

OTM. The guillotine in other words.

Monthly Python (Tom D.), Monday, 18 September 2023 09:09 (seven months ago) link

I feel like there are similarities in the UK with Japan's 1955 system but I don't know if the opposition party ever held a lead this big there in the polling

"no one" often enough does but that isn't an opposition party. there were similar gigantic opinion poll leads last time an opposition party won government in japan (2009) but they didn't take long to completely collapse in popularity once in government.

i guess the uk will end up there if there isn't some fascist opportunist (in the tories or otherwise) to take advantage of starmer being completely worthless as pm

ufo, Monday, 18 September 2023 09:51 (seven months ago) link

I meant more if the opposition had significant leads which they then lost, given the LDP winning 21 of 23 elections since 1955, 1993 and 2009 being outliers and short lived ones at that. Couldn't easily find historical polling data

anvil, Monday, 18 September 2023 09:59 (seven months ago) link

i really doubt it, managing to lose a polling lead like this would be very unusual anyway but if anyone can do it starmer's labour can

ufo, Monday, 18 September 2023 10:05 (seven months ago) link

a five-year hysteria to label corbyn as a racist and this is what they fucking replaced him with, jesus https://t.co/XHWGVmc5tv

— Gordon / rent controls fan account (@istreasatuatha) September 18, 2023

ydkb (gyac), Monday, 18 September 2023 10:12 (seven months ago) link

two weeks pass...

"I'm very happy to work with The Sun, to write for The Sun, to do interviews for The Sun..."

Ahead of his party's conference in Liverpool, Labour leader Sir Keir Starmer explains why he writes for a newspaper that's widely boycotted on Merseyside...@GranadaReports pic.twitter.com/HQ5dNJdWx6

— Andrew Misra (@MisraAndrew) October 5, 2023

no gap tree for old men (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 5 October 2023 19:03 (seven months ago) link

all I can ever think of when I hear this guy talking is happy thoughts of someone smashing him in the chin with a lightning uppercut so ferocious that he takes flight for a few seconds.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 5 October 2023 20:27 (seven months ago) link

“Labour [has ] sought to delay the civil trial until after the general election takes place.” https://t.co/vd84Soz5kJ

— Elvis Buñuelo (@Mr_Considerate) October 5, 2023

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 5 October 2023 21:04 (seven months ago) link

that's almost Trumpian really in it's naked cynicism to gain power to abuse power

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 5 October 2023 22:39 (seven months ago) link

I have quit the Labour party (or at least stopped paying my subs more than a year ago) but for some reason I still received this email yesterday (NB I'm not Peter, this guy is just the first person I saw who screenshotted the email) (not pictured but the email also came with a bonus union jack emoji in the subject line)

this is quite simply the most abjectly embarrassing shit i have ever seen pic.twitter.com/bftcnd2smr

— Peter Mitchell (@pdkmitchell) October 8, 2023

soref, Monday, 9 October 2023 06:24 (seven months ago) link

Kind of relieved they didn't go with "Luv my country, 8 Islam, end of" as was presumably the first draft

not anti-Skibidi Toilet per se (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 9 October 2023 10:42 (seven months ago) link

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/oct/09/i-will-never-leave-labour-but-my-new-membership-card-makes-me-uneasy

... there is nothing on God’s green earth that would make me leave. Nothing.

Zoe agrees with ILX.

The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Monday, 9 October 2023 16:12 (seven months ago) link

It's such an insane position to take, like if labour officially decided to become the party of eating children she'd still stay?

I see this kind of resigned attitude amongst lifers for football clubs or bad tv shows, couldn't imagine applying it to a political party.

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 9 October 2023 16:20 (seven months ago) link

it's an identity thing, which is understandable if you're always gonna be comfortable enough for it not to matter whether your party of choice does anything other than win the occasional election

no gap tree for old men (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 October 2023 16:25 (seven months ago) link

They should make her a special membership card that says “I hold no actual convictions I just really like rosettes”

Boris Yitsbin (wins), Monday, 9 October 2023 16:27 (seven months ago) link

Reeves giving her full support to Rishi"s smoking ban. I'm no great fan of ciggies but thought we were moving away from prohibition of substances, apparently we are not.

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 10 October 2023 07:57 (seven months ago) link

Whoever you vote for it's more cops.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 10 October 2023 08:09 (seven months ago) link

Reeves' got the Mark Carney endorsement, well of course he'd approve of a soulless, colourless, dreary, detestable fiscal hawk with a boring monotone voice.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 10 October 2023 08:21 (seven months ago) link

Despite myself I find myself getting pulled in by promises of municipal devolution

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 10 October 2023 08:30 (seven months ago) link

does this look like a party comfortable with ceding power from the centre?

no gap tree for old men (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 October 2023 08:33 (seven months ago) link

On a side note it's a very grim thought but some of these ghouls will be absolutely frantic that the horror in Gaza is taking focus from their conference

no gap tree for old men (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 October 2023 08:35 (seven months ago) link

does this look like a party comfortable with ceding power from the centre?

yeah this is the part of the night out when everybody's just sat down looking at the menu and anything seems possible. will be a v different story once orders have been placed and people start doing sums in their head

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 10 October 2023 08:37 (seven months ago) link

I guess there might be forms of devolved power that allow the leader's office to ensure all Labour mayors or whatever are Stepford Centrists. Maybe this is actually a way of threatening to rein in the dangerous loose cannon Trots like...checks notes...Burnham and Khan

no gap tree for old men (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 October 2023 08:42 (seven months ago) link

yeah

like yes you can have your libraries and one swimming pool as long as you take our shortlist

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 10 October 2023 09:42 (seven months ago) link

hi i just want to get in on the ground floor of the "fake protestor" conspiracy theory

no gap tree for old men (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 October 2023 14:07 (seven months ago) link

He could have at least poured a bucket of pig's blood over Kieth and denounced him as a fraudulent right-wing scumbag. If he was real then 0/10 ... ohh I want a Citizen's Assembly and PR so we can have more of a chance of the other parties doing the Tory policies.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 10 October 2023 15:13 (seven months ago) link

"If he thinks that bothers me he doesn't know me," says a cool Starmer with glitter on his shirt and jacked off.

Starmer wants power not protest, he says.

— Kevin Maguire (@Kevin_Maguire) October 10, 2023

ShariVari, Tuesday, 10 October 2023 15:21 (seven months ago) link

*makes jacket off motion*

glumdalclitch, Tuesday, 10 October 2023 15:22 (seven months ago) link

he jacked off at Lab conf? mind that won't be a first.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 10 October 2023 15:24 (seven months ago) link

hearing reports that the video of Kieth jacking off is a deepfake

no gap tree for old men (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 October 2023 15:31 (seven months ago) link

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no gap tree for old men (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 October 2023 17:58 (seven months ago) link


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