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If I were a famous rock star dude I may very well be a creep too tbh though

ENBB, Thursday, 6 August 2009 20:58 (fourteen years ago) link

MP seems REALLY creepy but always in a sexy way, for example I always found 'Captain Midnight' by Tomahawk pretty sexy of a song.

sadbigail (Abbott), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:00 (fourteen years ago) link

for about a week I was extremely entertained by playing youtube clips of MP's vocals simultaneously with a clip entitled "Psychotic Singing Cat" ... they were kinda similar.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Mike Patton is not any kind of sexy ideal, ppl. Abbott is right. It's Prince who really gets it.

Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Short, buff, sweaty, obsessive... yeah. That's the guy.

Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:04 (fourteen years ago) link

I think discussing which rock star should be one's sexy ideal is a potentially dangerous direction ... in the sense of what you were saying before that there isn't a universal "right" way to orally stimulate someone.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Are you arguing with Prince, though? I mean, really.

Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:07 (fourteen years ago) link

And gainsaying people's attractions won't lessen them.

xpost

Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link

xp kenan: tbh I find Prince kinda icky.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link

I will not say anything about that. He's not even the gender that I prefer, so I don't even have a dog in this fight.

Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Except that, he's Prince.

Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:10 (fourteen years ago) link

ok thats it anyone who isnt willing to let vinnie vincent throw it in them can GTFO

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for vedderizer. (0.05 seconds) ;_; (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Prince has always been a little too obvious for me

Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:11 (fourteen years ago) link

lol @ "throw it in them"

Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:12 (fourteen years ago) link

take it to ILNFL.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:13 (fourteen years ago) link

"Fetch!"

Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:13 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm not sure if it was my "nice middle class upbringing" where "we don't discuss such things," but I spent too long expecting the guy to magically know the best way to do things, and if it wasn't passing muster (not mustard) then we just weren't compatible. As unsexy as the "hanging a painting" talk initially felt - "a little to the left, up a little ..." - it worked out a lot better than not communicating.

This is so true, it took me a while too to understand how important it is to simply tell the other person what you like and don't like. I think part of the problem is that before one actually starts having sex, for most people their expectation of what sex is like comes from movies, and in most movies (both porn and non-porn) people just automatically know what the other person likes through some magical connection, so they don't have to communicate at all. Which is patently unrealistic.

Tuomas, Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:14 (fourteen years ago) link

you are killing me

I am over wieght and I have angelical quilities (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:15 (fourteen years ago) link

kenan you are awfully cocksure on this thread

mookieproof, Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:16 (fourteen years ago) link

If I were a shoe person, I'd totally have shoe envy over those boots.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:16 (fourteen years ago) link

http://ruthlessreviews.com/pics6/um/2.jpg

oh yeah vinnie here to do you RIGHT

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for vedderizer. (0.05 seconds) ;_; (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:18 (fourteen years ago) link

kenan you are awfully cocksure on this thread

There's not many good responses to this.

Thanks for noticing?

Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Vinnie appears to have a serious abscess

I am over wieght and I have angelical quilities (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:19 (fourteen years ago) link

what is that octagonal thing above vinnie's crotch

Mr. Que, Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:20 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.apeculture.com/images/vinnie6.jpg

do you have any change i could borrow for the BUS

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for vedderizer. (0.05 seconds) ;_; (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:20 (fourteen years ago) link

guitar players just don't do it for me.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:20 (fourteen years ago) link

excuse me--hexagon shaped

Mr. Que, Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Forehead stopper

Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link

it's kinda like the puzzle box in Hellraiser, once you open it, you are in for a world of pain.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:23 (fourteen years ago) link

what is that octagonal thing above vinnie's crotch

It is the age-old and time-honored sacred medallion of FUCK.

I mean, if you have to ask...

Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link

This awesome power is known to make its bearers a bit slack-jawed.

Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:26 (fourteen years ago) link

^^ Happened to at least one character in Hellraiser, and I think Hellraiser 3.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:27 (fourteen years ago) link

Is it also known to make its bearers develop a pathological makeup addiction?

I am over wieght and I have angelical quilities (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:27 (fourteen years ago) link

No that's incidental.

Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:28 (fourteen years ago) link

guitar players just don't do it for me.

― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, August 6, 2009 9:20 PM (9 minutes ago)

http://img.maniadb.com/images/artist/131/131218.jpg

steve howe reporting for changing your mind duty, young lady

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for vedderizer. (0.05 seconds) ;_; (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:31 (fourteen years ago) link

any woman who doesn't go PHWAOR at that is not to be trusted, imo

I am over wieght and I have angelical quilities (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:31 (fourteen years ago) link

oh crap it's the lack of a headstock

cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:33 (fourteen years ago) link

that's what it is

cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:33 (fourteen years ago) link

You guys are acting like huge hands and powerful, precise fingers are of no value.

Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:34 (fourteen years ago) link

not when associated with these faces, is the thing

I am over wieght and I have angelical quilities (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link

this dude played a song called THE CLAP

he is NOT to be trusted

cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link

oh crap it's the lack of a headstock

Congratulations! I have no idea what this means.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link

I for one would love to have freaky devil-given Robert Johnson guitar hands.

Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:36 (fourteen years ago) link

I have successfully reminded myself what a solid album "Mit Gas" is.

sadbigail (Abbott), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link

what i am saying is that not only does steve howe have a face only a nesting guillemot could love, but he also has no glans on his penile extension

cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:39 (fourteen years ago) link

nesting guillemot

please do not use this phrase when coitally engaged.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link

xp That's a new insult to me.

Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Did I say I planned to? I'm only more likely to do it now.

What can I say Kenan, when I flow I flow tidal

cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:42 (fourteen years ago) link

This album cover always cracked me up, god bless you steve howe:

http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/110986a236d54ec68444b01564778ae5/21402.jpg

sadbigail (Abbott), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:42 (fourteen years ago) link


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