Our state passed a law that says pharmacies have to give it to you even if you don’t have a prescription. I wonder if anybody is still getting it.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Friday, 18 August 2023 23:19 (eight months ago) link
That sounds like responsible government.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 18 August 2023 23:26 (eight months ago) link
ask the state gov't when they will do that for opiates
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Friday, 18 August 2023 23:44 (eight months ago) link
Well I guess this guy won’t be the Veep pick
“That part about looking out for minors on an island, was literally about Donald Trump,” the ‘Rich Men North Of Richmond’ star Oliver Anthony told @RollingStone“The obese welfare fudge rounds part too,” Anthony continued. “We’re tired of supporting these rich bums.” pic.twitter.com/U5QjOLObcm— JustinTBrown (@JuuustinBrown) August 18, 2023
― hardcore technician gimmicks are also another popular choice f (President Keyes), Saturday, 19 August 2023 01:27 (eight months ago) link
they're just doing what he wants
ATLANTA — The FBI has joined an investigation into a barrage of threats against Fulton County officials in recent days, including members of the Atlanta-area grand jury that voted to indict former president Donald Trump and 18 of his allies in a sweeping criminal case focused on alleged 2020 election interference....The statement came amid growing concern about the safety of grand jurors involved in Monday’s indictment after the names, home addresses, photos and social media profiles of some members of the panel circulated online along with threatening messages targeting them and Fulton County District Attorney Fani T. Willis (D), whose office is prosecuting the case.Under Georgia law, names of grand jurors are publicly listed on indictments — an effort at transparency that some have questioned in light of ongoing threats in the aftermath of the charges against Trump and 18 others accused of conspiring to overturn Georgia’s 2020 presidential election results.
...The statement came amid growing concern about the safety of grand jurors involved in Monday’s indictment after the names, home addresses, photos and social media profiles of some members of the panel circulated online along with threatening messages targeting them and Fulton County District Attorney Fani T. Willis (D), whose office is prosecuting the case.
Under Georgia law, names of grand jurors are publicly listed on indictments — an effort at transparency that some have questioned in light of ongoing threats in the aftermath of the charges against Trump and 18 others accused of conspiring to overturn Georgia’s 2020 presidential election results.
― i really like that!! (z_tbd), Saturday, 19 August 2023 14:16 (eight months ago) link
i saw the fbi went to talk to a lady that made a online threat against a grand juror and she was all i was just talking i had no plans to go to atlanta which is what one should say under those circumstances but then she said however if they came to my town theyd have a problem which is what you shouldnt say
― lag∞n, Saturday, 19 August 2023 14:35 (eight months ago) link
but if she gets asked about that latter threat during a court case she can just say she was just talking again, this time to the fbi, she had no plans to do anything to the grand juror if she came to her town and there wouldn't be a problem.
however if the fbi and the grand juror were to come to the court case they'd have a problem though
― i really like that!! (z_tbd), Saturday, 19 August 2023 14:43 (eight months ago) link
lol
― lag∞n, Saturday, 19 August 2023 14:46 (eight months ago) link
an FBI agent and a grand juror walk into a bar and
― the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 19 August 2023 14:49 (eight months ago) link
i think good patriotic folks like that lady should feel free to tell the fbi every little thought that crosses their minds, at length, in detail
― pretty god (cat), Saturday, 19 August 2023 14:53 (eight months ago) link
Try to threaten a grand juror in a small town
― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 19 August 2023 15:26 (eight months ago) link
is that from a Miranda Lambert song
― the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 19 August 2023 15:29 (eight months ago) link
The Rural Juror
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 19 August 2023 15:42 (eight months ago) link
"I wasn't saying I was going to kill the juror, by "nobody will ever see or hear from him again" I meant the town will shun him forever.
With bullets"
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Saturday, 19 August 2023 15:42 (eight months ago) link
"share a gold domed suite with Vladimir, never to be seen or heard from again"
Complaining about the bail he will have to post in Atlanta, Trump is now joking about fleeing to Russia to “share a gold domed suite with Vladimir” Putin, “never to be seen or heard from again.” pic.twitter.com/3K1D0YCoVI— Natalie Allison (@natalie_allison) August 22, 2023
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 04:26 (eight months ago) link
you're welcome to be domed buddy
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 04:27 (eight months ago) link
genuinely bizarre some of the shit that plays well with the GOP base
― frogbs, Tuesday, 22 August 2023 04:31 (eight months ago) link
Any shit that comes out of his mouth plays well with the GOP base. He is Biff Tannen and they are all his pathetic sidekicks.
― serving aunt (stevie), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 07:50 (eight months ago) link
Last two sentences are sheer poetry tho.
― nashwan, Tuesday, 22 August 2023 09:00 (eight months ago) link
If his airplane crashed and he was the only casualty, THAT would be poetry.
― serving aunt (stevie), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 09:22 (eight months ago) link
Isn't this one of Trump's strangest ever statements?
― the pinefox, Tuesday, 22 August 2023 09:32 (eight months ago) link
Last two sentences are sheer poetry tho
Yeah, this is (I surmise) the Trump (ghostwriter) that people glommed onto in the first place
― fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 12:46 (eight months ago) link
imo the tweets that he writes are better as tweets but yeah this one is a lil more expansive, which is not the trump brand!
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 August 2023 12:52 (eight months ago) link
"I'd be much better off flying commercial, I'm sure nobody would recognize me" sounds like a rueful line from, like, a Warren Zevon song or something.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 22 August 2023 12:59 (eight months ago) link
he's being sarcastic
― c u (crüt), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 14:05 (eight months ago) link
Thank you crüt, that was extremely helpful
― deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 14:07 (eight months ago) link
Are you being sarcastic?
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 22 August 2023 14:14 (eight months ago) link
absolutely not
― deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 14:55 (eight months ago) link
Sarcasm. Wow. My favorite.
― Capybara Gibb (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 14:59 (eight months ago) link
Poll it.
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 15:06 (eight months ago) link
Casms, Smokey Robinson's upcoming outtakes EP.
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 15:07 (eight months ago) link
🤣
― The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 15:21 (eight months ago) link
Sarcastic eyeroll emoji
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 22 August 2023 15:26 (eight months ago) link
I would definitely put sarcasm at number one, no question.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 22 August 2023 15:27 (eight months ago) link
Gold, gold, gold. The man's obsessed with the color gold, especially when he thinks of Russia.
― felicity, Tuesday, 22 August 2023 15:36 (eight months ago) link
pee tape
― rob, Tuesday, 22 August 2023 15:37 (eight months ago) link
I bet he has a bar stocked with Goldschläger.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 22 August 2023 15:38 (eight months ago) link
certainly out of character for him to obsess about gold furnishings, mentally fabricate a cozy personal relationship with murderous despots like Vladimir Putin, or make passive-aggressively needy statements about his popularity. something must be up. perhaps he's becoming increasingly isolated?
― vashti funyuns (sic), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 16:06 (eight months ago) link
All he missed out on was replacing "me" for "your favorite president."
― Large, Complex, Detailed but Irrefutable POST (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 16:35 (eight months ago) link
xp are you being sarcastsic?
― nashwan, Tuesday, 22 August 2023 16:36 (eight months ago) link
*bangs on the side of ilx*
Yup, looks like the sarcasm detector is a little out of whack, might need a reboot.
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 16:42 (eight months ago) link
it's like he got script doctored
― aeronimo is mad againe (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 16:45 (eight months ago) link
Didn’t Grover used to refer to himself as “me, your favorite monster” in the old Sesame Street books? That’s all I think of when Trump does that.
― epistantophus, Tuesday, 22 August 2023 17:04 (eight months ago) link
I'm being stochastically terrible.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 17:09 (eight months ago) link
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR_c1A0bjunG0AbDub-dypDuB93Q8YgZiCDuU3uh9VneEXx6Q96UMLHhG5tYXSWo2wljuQ&usqp=CAU
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 22 August 2023 17:23 (eight months ago) link
https://x.com/msnbc/status/1694075005577961959?s=46
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 19:59 (eight months ago) link
Yours in service,
Fuck You
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 22 August 2023 20:03 (eight months ago) link
Good Morning and get a brain Moran.
― Large, Complex, Detailed but Irrefutable POST (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 20:09 (eight months ago) link
Yours in Christ,
Go to hell.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 20:54 (eight months ago) link
BREAKING:A key witness against Trump and his two co-defendants in the classified documents case recanted previous false testimony and provided new information implicating Trump and the other defendants after he switched lawyers. https://t.co/95xPxCWkid— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) August 22, 2023
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 23 August 2023 03:15 (eight months ago) link