Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

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the conspiracy theory fantasy sphere is wild stuff, kaleidoscopic amusement

lag∞n, Thursday, 17 August 2023 14:47 (eight months ago) link

Anyway, these assholes are always so full of shit. I keep seeing clips of Republican dickweeds saying shit like "we have 10x the evidence of Biden's corruption than they have of even made-up Trump evidence," or "we are this close to getting rid of the Deep State" or exonerating Trump or whatever bullshit. But they never produce the evidence. Because of course there is none, or it's the same invented, refuted bullshit presented in a different order.

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 August 2023 14:30 (twenty-one minutes ago) link

Using the successful formula of social media clickbait (big juicy dramatic headlines based on something flimsy or misconstrued) to keep supporters hooked and confuse general consensus through the magic of relentless "well I thought I heard" surface level perception manipulation.

But his face would not turn into hot Kirby (Evan), Thursday, 17 August 2023 15:22 (eight months ago) link

It's effective too, at least with sympathetic audiences. A whole lot of people who only get information from right-wing media now firmly believe that there is strong irrefutable proof of the Biden Crime Family's misdeeds, and that the lack of prosecution for it is entirely a function of the Deep State.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 17 August 2023 15:26 (eight months ago) link

If you ask them what the evidence is, they'll just say things like, "It's everywhere! You can look it up!" And if you knock down any given talking point, they just cycle to another.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 17 August 2023 15:28 (eight months ago) link

After all this time, all they really have is an email that mentions "the big guy."

hardcore technician gimmicks are also another popular choice f (President Keyes), Thursday, 17 August 2023 15:31 (eight months ago) link

if someone told me they were gonna take down the biden crime family id just be like ok thats fine

lag∞n, Thursday, 17 August 2023 15:43 (eight months ago) link

Yeah, that's what the GOP doesn't seem to understand about the left--we don't have a cult-like attachment to people like Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, etc.

hardcore technician gimmicks are also another popular choice f (President Keyes), Thursday, 17 August 2023 15:46 (eight months ago) link

xpost Yeah, it's like, just show me the (dirty) money.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 August 2023 15:47 (eight months ago) link

we don't have a cult-like attachment to people like Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, etc.

No, it's more like they have a remora-like attachment to us.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 17 August 2023 15:57 (eight months ago) link

remember in his first year he made this big show of doing the "fake news awards" and it just turned out to be some badly formatted HTML page

i'd bet anything this is the same deal, Trump just said it and expected his folks to make it happen, except now all his folks are probably indicted too so they can't

frogbs, Thursday, 17 August 2023 16:01 (eight months ago) link

"We've incriminated ourselves enough!"

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 17 August 2023 16:07 (eight months ago) link

xp lol i love this explanation the most

juan epshteyn-- r.i.c.o., but suave tambien (Hunt3r), Thursday, 17 August 2023 16:08 (eight months ago) link

“when we finally got indictments to defend, we could not because well… here we all are.”

juan epshteyn-- r.i.c.o., but suave tambien (Hunt3r), Thursday, 17 August 2023 16:11 (eight months ago) link

This has always been his MO, from the USFL to his NFT "trading cards."

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 17 August 2023 16:17 (eight months ago) link

does Colton Moore saying he's gonna impeach Fani Willis amount to anything or nah

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 17 August 2023 17:27 (eight months ago) link

as much as me saying "I declare Bankruptcy"

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 17 August 2023 17:38 (eight months ago) link

He wrote "We, the undersigned" and then signed it alone.

BTW, the Georgia legislature is not in session, and will not be until January.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 17 August 2023 17:40 (eight months ago) link

i think a more fair $15 bet is whether or not trump will say "no, YOU'RE out of order" to a judge at some point

i wanna post cool stuff, slick stuff, neat stuff (z_tbd), Thursday, 17 August 2023 17:57 (eight months ago) link

expectations are the enemy of satisfaction TM

juan epshteyn-- r.i.c.o., but suave tambien (Hunt3r), Thursday, 17 August 2023 18:03 (eight months ago) link

Everything I've read is that he's not particularly bold in the courtroom - 'crumpled and dispirited' is more like it

he's only likes the courts when he's suing someone

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 17 August 2023 18:05 (eight months ago) link

In the call, Ms Shry allegedly told the judge, who is overseeing an election conspiracy case against Mr Trump: "You are in our sights, we want to kill you."

Prosecutors say Ms Shry added: "If Trump doesn't get elected in 2024, we are coming to kill you."

This woman is probably just a harmless crazy, but this last line probably rings true for many Trump stans - he'd BETTER win or else, democracy be damned

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 17 August 2023 18:07 (eight months ago) link

The specimen is mostly deflated but somehow even gassier than usual.

But his face would not turn into hot Kirby (Evan), Thursday, 17 August 2023 18:09 (eight months ago) link

I dunno these choads can’t stop getting convicted for threatening judges and congressmen by phone there may not be anyone left to carry out the killing in 2024.

Chevy Chase drumming mystery (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 17 August 2023 18:30 (eight months ago) link

You’d think, but our system is great at churning out choads to replenish the ranks

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 17 August 2023 18:39 (eight months ago) link

I mean these folks have been shown plenty of times within the last 7 years that they're more than willing to act out their violent fantasies so good luck USA

frogbs, Thursday, 17 August 2023 19:11 (eight months ago) link

the promised revelation, always just out of reach.

― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra)

The Crying of Don, 77

the pinefox, Thursday, 17 August 2023 19:16 (eight months ago) link

Not gonna recommend watching 40 minutes of Morning Joe, but polls are not looking good for our boy...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnMfqXbaMrk

read-only (unperson), Thursday, 17 August 2023 19:21 (eight months ago) link

fake polls

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 17 August 2023 19:31 (eight months ago) link

honestly no clue how this is gonna shake out, my cynical side says Republican voters are gonna rally around him anyway cuz that's what they always do but the amount of mental gymnastics these people are gonna have to do in 2024 is outright insane. not really sure how you come back from 95 felony charges

frogbs, Thursday, 17 August 2023 19:53 (eight months ago) link

like idk maybe he gets a friendly judge and a couple of closet Trumpers on the jury that somehow allows him to skate and he can play the "witch hunt" card again like he did after Russia and both impeachments but its not like that really helped the GOP electorally either

frogbs, Thursday, 17 August 2023 19:56 (eight months ago) link

they simply don't do mental gymnastics, that's how. the charges are "fake" from the "deep state", so there is no disconnect to wrestle with.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 17 August 2023 19:57 (eight months ago) link

Independent voters are what matter, and at this moment he's bleeding them.

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 August 2023 20:00 (eight months ago) link

that probably describes like 80% of the Republican party but there are a lot of center-right folks and moderates who don't think that way. he won independents 2:1 in 2016 and that's why he became President. he managed to turn off most of them in 2020 and I don't think getting arrested every month is gonna bring em back

frogbs, Thursday, 17 August 2023 20:01 (eight months ago) link

and sure enthusiasm for Biden is low but enthusiasm for keeping Trump out of office is really high and that's why Biden got the most votes in American history. the "he's literally gonna try to end democracy" pitch came off hyperbolic in 2020 but I'm guessing it'll play way better now

frogbs, Thursday, 17 August 2023 20:06 (eight months ago) link

the polls are mostly national right now and they have way too high an undecided % in them to be anything but noisey. the latest Fox News one, which still had Biden ahead, had like 15% undecided in it.

Independents in the poll don't really like either candidate, but you can be sure these indictments, as they progress further, are going to peel off a little bit of that number. Republicans showed less support for Trump than Dems for Biden (something I never thought I'd see). I would also wager there's a sliver of people in D/Ind camp who are non-decisive in the poll because they don't think Biden will be the nominee, which he didn't have to contend with during similar polls in 2019 as he was just one of many candidates in the D poll at that point of time, whereas he's the actual President now with a secondary candidate polling in the low double digits. not realistic, but undecided voters are usually stupid.

earosmith (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 August 2023 20:06 (eight months ago) link

I feel like Biden might paradoxically have tougher sledding this time around despite being an incumbent, but at the same token, the idea that indictment proceedings are going to have no material effect on Independent voters (or even a tiny bit of movement on R voters) is kind of absurd.

tune back in one year from now basically

earosmith (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 August 2023 20:08 (eight months ago) link

midterms did a lot to quash those fears for me, inflation got really high and really was affecting a lot of shit, and naturally it seemed people were gonna blame Dems for it cuz that's what always happens. but it didn't really shake out that way.

frogbs, Thursday, 17 August 2023 20:13 (eight months ago) link

Anyone who is still undecided at this point should be stripped of their right to vote IM(undemocratic)O. Regardless of how low-info a voter you are, how do you not have at least enough of an opinion about Donald Trump to have an idea of the general direction you're gonna go?

Welll, I dunno, maybe if he exceeds 100 indictments, I'll consider making a decision. Until then I'm just not sure. It's a toughie!

Prop Dramedy (Old Lunch), Thursday, 17 August 2023 20:23 (eight months ago) link

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out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Thursday, 17 August 2023 20:24 (eight months ago) link

The Dobbs Decision continues to have a massive influence

Trump's in a bind there - wanting to take credit for his SCOTUS appointments, but knowing that shit doesn't fly with the suburban moms

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 17 August 2023 20:26 (eight months ago) link

fwiw, I wasn't talking about "undecideds", I was just responding to frogbs' comment about Republican voters doing mental gymnastics to keep voting for him. there's also those GOP voters who will vote Trump simply because, "suck it, woke libs" is their only thought process entering the voting booth.

also fwiw, I'm not arguing that there are enough of these voters to put him back in office, rather just addressing the "how can people keep voting for this guy" line.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 17 August 2023 20:27 (eight months ago) link

kenbone kenbone ken whiny bone

earosmith (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 August 2023 20:32 (eight months ago) link

lol don't worry jon I started writing my response long before you posted, by the time I submitted it was xpost city.

earosmith (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 August 2023 20:33 (eight months ago) link

my cynical side says Republican voters are gonna rally around him anyway

He has gone up in the polls, so you are probably right. On the other hand, if--and this is a huge if--he gets convicted before November of next year, a lot of voters may opt out.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 17 August 2023 20:47 (eight months ago) link

KEN TO THE BONE! DUH DUH DUH DUH fug

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 17 August 2023 20:49 (eight months ago) link

he's gone up in the polls vs other Republicans but down otherwise IIRC

official representative of Roku's Basketshit in at least one alternate u (lukas), Thursday, 17 August 2023 21:08 (eight months ago) link

^^

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Thursday, 17 August 2023 21:54 (eight months ago) link

That was my first time watching Morning Joe.. ^^^^ wasn't as bad as I thought

One point they keep hammering home is how weak the other GOP candidates look when they won't confront Trump (Hutchinson & Christie aside)... they just keep trying to bring in some shit about Hunter's 7 million but never talk about Jared's 3 BILLION, most of which was foreign money

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 17 August 2023 22:22 (eight months ago) link

The intelligent demon bastards like McConnell must be beside themselves that they are going to wind up with Trump again.

There is absolutely nothing Trump could do that would make his cult vote against him.

Cow_Art, Thursday, 17 August 2023 22:44 (eight months ago) link

Usually at this point in the election cycle my CW is that "a lot can happen in the next 14½ months, so nothing is close to decided, yet." This time I'd have to say that the Republican nominee will be Trump again or the party becomes a de facto headless chicken.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 17 August 2023 23:36 (eight months ago) link


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