Yeah sleeve, when I think of American history I see plenty of id.
― Bonobo Vox (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 00:06 (eight months ago) link
"when is the fucking gag order already FFS"
he's not going to abide by any gag order
― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 00:07 (eight months ago) link
We're finally getting the kraken!
Why do I think that this irrefutable and exonerating report will consist of nothing but that US map that shows how much more red than blue there is, plus maybe another aerial shot of his "record-setting" inaugural crowd?
― henry s, Wednesday, 16 August 2023 00:14 (eight months ago) link
Don't discount the Sharpie.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 00:17 (eight months ago) link
there used to be a coo camera obscura out by the beach in San Francisco, no idea if it's still there
there's a very cool one in Havana, everyone should go check that one out
― serving bundt (sic), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 00:52 (eight months ago) link
Shit the Bedminster
massive lol, thanks YMP
― Large, Complex, Detailed but Irrefutable POST (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 01:27 (eight months ago) link
I live to serve.
― Bonobo Vox (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 01:31 (eight months ago) link
Trump looks like he’s giving Laura Loomer a side quest to rescue his frog son from the pond. pic.twitter.com/AidC5NItC7— Jesse Brenneman (@Jesse_Brenneman) August 15, 2023
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 02:03 (eight months ago) link
Literal LOL
Trump is really letting himself go. Yes, Don, go ahead and eat that third Quarter Pounder.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 02:05 (eight months ago) link
my god his hands
― the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 02:05 (eight months ago) link
When he sits around the jailHe sits Around the jail!
― hardcore technician gimmicks are also another popular choice f (President Keyes), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 02:21 (eight months ago) link
for the record it's an AI/Photoshop expansion of the upper left quadrant image, you can see the glitch-out a little to the right of the scoreboard
― assert (matttkkkk), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 02:30 (eight months ago) link
Yeah apparently so. Even the original photo is pretty lol tho.
The “full” photo is fake. Possibly an AI expansion of the smaller true photo. Note the weird sharp point at the right of Trump’s waist. pic.twitter.com/G8N4M6bTTv— Jeffrey Pinyan is reading AND writing (@JeffPinyan) August 16, 2023
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 02:54 (eight months ago) link
Fine. The original photo is 1% less hideous.
― Large, Complex, Detailed but Irrefutable POST (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 03:16 (eight months ago) link
so here was my dumb evening with loony Trumpers.
my bestie asked if I wanted to go to this local wine bar for a Jackbox night/karaoke, I said sure, sounds fun. we get there and there's like...nobody there other than the employees and one other customer. there's no karaoke, only Jackbox, but at the front, after we ordered our drinks, we noticed like....FIVE bottles of Trump wine sitting at the front, positioned like bowling pins as a centerpiece. Fuck. We had zero idea of any of that fuckery before we went.
we'd driven like 30+ minutes to get there at that point and were kinda doing the 'sunken cost' thing at that point, since we'd traveled so far and already paid for our drinks. we hoped maybe other customers who weren't looney would show.
Nope. It was us three customers and the staff only. So we're playing Jackbox and these are the least imaginative, unfunny people on the planet, every Quiplash response is some dumb sex reference that was awkwardly shoehorned in. half the time these boomers couldn't figure out technology, loudly narrating their technical issues as if there was some mustachioed, polo-shirt wearing IT guy in the room listening to them. None of them understood how any of the games worked, mostly because they talked loudly through the instructions (the one other customer sounded and acted like Victoria Jackson and spoke at a volume 30 times as loud as everyone else).
But fortunately we had avoided politics, other than one dumb "Bidenomics" reference by one of the slightly-less stupid ones in the room. but then one of the games gets temporarily delayed as one of the employees had to take care of something and my friend had to use the bathroom, so they all start chatting, and then the wheels come off. the faux-Victoria Jackson starts talking about how she still drinks Budweiser, that she didn't care about the controversy no matter how much she 'disagreed' with them, and then she and the owner of the bar start recounting times they threatened to have customers thrown in jail for minor, petty theft, and the owner talked about how she started physically wailing on the customer (a thing that I'm sure totally happened as she described it).
my friend was still in the bathroom, and then the owner starts trying to talk to me and I know it won't be good, and she starts asking me if I'd heard of some former director of ICE or whatever, and I'm like obviously looking around uncomfortably for my friend, and she starts saying how he's this guy that fights human trafficking (oh dear god, probably an Operation Underground Railroad guy) and how they had recently attempted to host him at the wine bar for a speaking engagement, and how they had all of these adoring fans of Mr Human Traffic Warrior show up, and that he had a heart attack shortly after getting out of his limousine, ruining the engagement.
so basically this is MAGA Wine, and I msged my friend COME BACK PLEASE, THESE PEOPLE ARE INSANE! we both decided we'd wrap it up fairly quickly after that and then peaced to get dinner somewhere less crazy and never go back.
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 03:45 (eight months ago) link
the person they hosted was Thomas Homan and it HAPPENED LAST NIGHT
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 04:00 (eight months ago) link
So you’re saying they helped give this guy a heart attack.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 August 2023 04:54 (eight months ago) link
Giuliani is really sharting it. I saw a legal expert saying he's in the deepest shit and his nervous protestations that RICO isn't meant for cases like this is way off the mark, cos Fani Willis has successfully used it precisely in cases like this. lol I guess he might have discovered this himself by now.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 05:03 (eight months ago) link
i couldnt decide if the tone police would cheer or dud willis’s tone at her indictment presentation (and haven’t looked to see) but i’ll clap and i loved the now i’m going to get some sleep finale. coulda mike-dropped and peaced after that
― juan epshteyn-- r.i.c.o., but suave tambien (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 06:01 (eight months ago) link
The discussion about Trump’s “fleets” is amazing. In sum:Judge: WTF are fleets?Twitter lawyer: No idea (!) just heard about them todaySpecial counsel: WTF are fleets?! But also, you better give us all of Donald Trump’s fleets.https://t.co/vdhI6YrskP pic.twitter.com/8oXs1wVPBw— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) August 16, 2023
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 August 2023 15:23 (eight months ago) link
https://bluesrockreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/controversialgretavanfleet.jpg
― hardcore technician gimmicks are also another popular choice f (President Keyes), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 15:42 (eight months ago) link
quick q that may have a complicated a:
why don't other states prosecute trump for doing what he did in georgia? for example, pennsylvania? does it come down
https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2023/08/16/trump-georgia-phone-call/
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Within days of losing the vote in Pennsylvania, Trump and his allies allegedly began pressing officials there to change that outcome by backing a slate of pro-Trump electors. The indictment points to seven calls Trump’s team made to state GOP lawmakers in late November to discuss the effort.Rudy Giuliani, then Trump’s personal lawyer, aggressively pursued state Rep. Bryan Cutler (R), then the speaker of the Pennsylvania House of Representatives, leaving him four voice mails in four days, according to the indictment. Sometimes Giuliani was joined by Jenna Ellis, another member of Trump’s legal team. Giuliani and Ellis also called Jake Corman, then the Republican president pro tempore of the state Senate. Trump called Corman separately, according to the indictment.
Rudy Giuliani, then Trump’s personal lawyer, aggressively pursued state Rep. Bryan Cutler (R), then the speaker of the Pennsylvania House of Representatives, leaving him four voice mails in four days, according to the indictment. Sometimes Giuliani was joined by Jenna Ellis, another member of Trump’s legal team. Giuliani and Ellis also called Jake Corman, then the Republican president pro tempore of the state Senate. Trump called Corman separately, according to the indictment.
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From Nov. 22, 2020, to Jan. 4, 2021, Trump and two allies each called the Arizona House speaker.GiulianiTrump, Giuliani and John Eastmanpressured Rusty Bowers to supporttheir elector scheme in Arizona.TrumpBowers3 callsEastmanArizona was the site of some of the earliest and largest “stop the steal” protests in the days after the election. It was also where, according to the indictment, then-state House Speaker Rusty Bowers (R) rebuffed attempts by Trump and his team to reverse Biden’s win in the state.In a call with Bowers, Trump and Giuliani raised false claims about voter fraud in the state, the indictment says, and asked if he would support their effort to appoint alternate electors from Arizona. In a second call about a month later, Trump again allegedly brought up the elector scheme. Bowers pushed back, according to the indictment, telling Trump, “I voted for you. I worked for you. I campaigned for you. I just won’t do anything illegal for you.”Still, Trump’s team continued to hound him. Days before the Capitol riot, lawyer John Eastman, an architect of the brazen legal strategy to keep Trump in office, called Bowers about appointing alternate electors, according to the indictment. Bowers again refused, saying it would violate his oath of office.
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Arizona was the site of some of the earliest and largest “stop the steal” protests in the days after the election. It was also where, according to the indictment, then-state House Speaker Rusty Bowers (R) rebuffed attempts by Trump and his team to reverse Biden’s win in the state.
In a call with Bowers, Trump and Giuliani raised false claims about voter fraud in the state, the indictment says, and asked if he would support their effort to appoint alternate electors from Arizona. In a second call about a month later, Trump again allegedly brought up the elector scheme. Bowers pushed back, according to the indictment, telling Trump, “I voted for you. I worked for you. I campaigned for you. I just won’t do anything illegal for you.”
Still, Trump’s team continued to hound him. Days before the Capitol riot, lawyer John Eastman, an architect of the brazen legal strategy to keep Trump in office, called Bowers about appointing alternate electors, according to the indictment. Bowers again refused, saying it would violate his oath of office.
― z_tbd, Wednesday, 16 August 2023 16:07 (eight months ago) link
i guess since some of the calls referenced in the GA indictment were made to PA lawmakers, it's sort of covered already? it's just odd to me that he was very clearly interfering with the PA election and no one there seems to have done anything about it
― z_tbd, Wednesday, 16 August 2023 16:09 (eight months ago) link
Trump's fleets:
https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/57077b4e-d47c-4c4d-a834-cb827911a12a_1.666df0b310969192dd414c4e489736ed.jpeg?odnWidth=612&odnHeight=612&odnBg=ffffff
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 16:10 (eight months ago) link
The recorded phone call in GA is about as "I am liveblogging my crimes" as it gets, so I think that's why.
Like few other calls where he gave a specific number of votes to "find"
Georgia gov also can't pardon which helps
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 16:12 (eight months ago) link
Since when was it illegal to just ask questions? 100% not guilty.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 August 2023 16:15 (eight months ago) link
I am genuinely so excited to see this exoneration report. It's gonna make Ben Carson's version of the US map look like a work of deep competence and sophistication.
― Prop Dramedy (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 16:18 (eight months ago) link
It will probably be paywalled
― hardcore technician gimmicks are also another popular choice f (President Keyes), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 16:20 (eight months ago) link
You gotta respect Team Trump for keeping this thing under wraps for so many years, just to make sure every last detail is right, before releasing it to the public.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 August 2023 16:21 (eight months ago) link
It would be a good trick for Trump to read us a bit of the report each day for years, and we have to wait to put him in jail until he's done.
― hardcore technician gimmicks are also another popular choice f (President Keyes), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 16:22 (eight months ago) link
i see that other state leaders are still talking about pressing charges, for example, the governor of arizona yesterday
https://ktar.com/story/5528616/gov-hobbs-says-arizona-should-press-charges-against-donald-trump-over-2020-election/
PHOENIX — Gov. Katie Hobbs said Tuesday that Arizona should press charges against former president Donald Trump over potential election interference in the 2020 election.Hobbs told reporters at an event in Phoenix that Arizona Attorney General Kris Mayes should follow suit with Georgia, which indicted Trump on Monday.“Absolutely. I have been an advocate for holding folks involved in trying to overturn the will of the voters in the 2020 election accountable and this is part of that process,” Hobbs, a Democrat, said.
Hobbs told reporters at an event in Phoenix that Arizona Attorney General Kris Mayes should follow suit with Georgia, which indicted Trump on Monday.
“Absolutely. I have been an advocate for holding folks involved in trying to overturn the will of the voters in the 2020 election accountable and this is part of that process,” Hobbs, a Democrat, said.
add to his pile of doom please
― z_tbd, Wednesday, 16 August 2023 16:22 (eight months ago) link
It's the T to the R to the UMPAnd if you charge me three times then I'll beat all threeCrooked Dems and Sleepy Joe in all their dishonor hate meBut when the judges get to rulin they'll all exonerate me
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 16:22 (eight months ago) link
The game is Trump tight, ain't no need for you to boo me'Cause after its over, all you hoes gonna want to sue me
― hardcore technician gimmicks are also another popular choice f (President Keyes), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 16:27 (eight months ago) link
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 16:30 (eight months ago) link
he wanted to count stacks in front of an audience
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 16:34 (eight months ago) link
when that call came out with the Georgia Secretary of State I remember a number of Twitter legal guys going "this is really bad, you don't wanna do this anywhere but especially not in Georgia" for reasons I can't really recall right now
― frogbs, Wednesday, 16 August 2023 16:53 (eight months ago) link
“add to his pile of doom please”
PLEASE
Also lol Neanderthal
― The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 17:06 (eight months ago) link
xp no pardons, among other issues
― out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 17:08 (eight months ago) link
yeah I think a lot of left-leaning politicians are hesitant to give Trump anything he can turn into a victory and if you're in a state where the Governor leans R and he can pardon Trump, it may feel more like losing to indict him
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 17:10 (eight months ago) link
I think all that Georgia could do to interfere in this case is attempt to dismiss the lead prosecutor but even that requires a high bar to do
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 17:11 (eight months ago) link
I know a bunch of pundits said Trump getting impeached but not removed was a big win for him but I don't think there's any evidence that's actually the case
― frogbs, Wednesday, 16 August 2023 17:17 (eight months ago) link
His big win was the absence of a devastating loss, which created just enough ambiguity in regard to his criminal activities to let him be the presumptive Republican nominee and keep the party apparatchiks securely in his pocket.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 17:28 (eight months ago) link
not at all. people, well-meaning and well, stupid, all seem to look incorrectly at the way he got elected in the first place. He benefitted from facing a candidate who was also historically unpopular due to her last name, Benghazi, and being investigated by the FBI, and the free coverage networks all provided him because they thought he had no chance.
the "Dems need to do soul-searching and reconnect with the Rust Belt" narrative was always a complete joke, like, sure, yes, they need to do that but it's not BECAUSE Trump won, it's because the party was out of touch even before that election. it wasn't as simple to say that's how he won and how Dems lost.
The reason he will always win tightly contested elections and not with any significant margin is that election or primary Trump is in, is like a pie. Most times, he will lose because the majority of the country hates him. He wins when other people lose pieces of their pie or there are lots of people fighting over the pie. In 2016, he was the favorite from the beginning, but he wasn't blowing other candidates away in the crowded primary. He just benefitted from no coalition forming behind a clear secondary candidate. His slice of the pie was tiny, but every Never Trump Republican's favorites were so divided amongst like 8 people that his piece was the biggest.
When Cruz finally became the last other candidate standing, he started winning a lot more delegates, but by then he had too much ground to make up (I also think he conceded too early).
by getting the nomination, his slice of the pie grew enormously merely by having the R in front of his name, and he only needed to steal a little sliver of the Independent slice, and hope that Ds gave away a little of theirs or were too full to eat it.
He achieved this through a remarkable series of lucky events, not least naive networks thinking he had no chance but giving him free, consistent publicity with the reality-show esque car-crash gawker coverage they gave him. The October surprise re: "grab em by the pussy" was mistimed and released too early, so he had time to bounce back. Comey's October surprise.
but most importantly, no political history. Hillary had a decades long track record, as did almost every other Republican candidate, whereas Trump was a wild card, so it was easier for more conservative Dems and Independents to take the risk because they were dumb and fucking naive. No different than when a minor league pitcher gets called up and initially succeeds because his opponents haven't seen game film on him and don't yet know the book on him.
the minute he took fucking office he started creating game film and people now knew exactly what he'd be like and that made him many more enemies. that began giving away a bunch of the Independent pie, had Dems fighting to take their pieces back.
So things like the impeachment give away more of his piece of the pie, it turns off Independent voters, and a tiny sliver of Republican voters, and he simply can't afford to lose votes from either because his base is too small to get him elected.
2016 was a "what's the worst that could happen?" year, now everybody fucking knows.
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 17:36 (eight months ago) link
xpost
*every election or primary
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 17:37 (eight months ago) link
An excellent analysis, Neanderthal.
― the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 17:40 (eight months ago) link
Yeah booming post, Neanderthal.
Oh and in news that will surprise precisely no one, he never paid Giuliani or most other conspirators.
Maybe don't go to work for someone who is famous for stiffing people?
― Bonobo Vox (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 17:49 (eight months ago) link
Hillary Benghazi
― Grandall Flange (wins), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 17:50 (eight months ago) link
I've said it before, if he has a talent it is getting other people to immolate themselves for him.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 17:51 (eight months ago) link
He has the god-tier masochist vote locked up tight. Hurt me, daddy!
― Prop Dramedy (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 18:03 (eight months ago) link