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nice

rob, Tuesday, 8 August 2023 20:54 (eight months ago) link

I sometimes skip pulling my pants down before i start peeing

― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Wednesday, August 9, 2023 3:35 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

budo jeru, Wednesday, 9 August 2023 20:40 (eight months ago) link

lol I was the one who said it first, he was just quoting me.

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 August 2023 21:00 (eight months ago) link

bloody hell, piss clout theft going on here!

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 9 August 2023 21:30 (eight months ago) link

it's definitely funnier to imagine Tom D. saying it, sorry!

budo jeru, Wednesday, 9 August 2023 22:32 (eight months ago) link

three weeks pass...

you guys need to FAP immediately

― the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, August 31, 2023 5:15 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 31 August 2023 13:42 (seven months ago) link

one month passes...

I'm also edging pretty close to a $50 certificate, so I feel good about sitting tight and waiting

― Dwigt Rortugal (Eric H.), Tuesday, October 17, 2023 12:39 PM (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Scat, generally, is not my thing but I have no quarrel with those who enjoy that aspect of her career.

― The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, October 22, 2023 4:06 PM (fifty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

budo jeru, Sunday, 22 October 2023 22:01 (six months ago) link

Budo, lol. I was tempted to phrase that differently but decided on what I thought was the safest path. Still perilous, apparently.

The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 23 October 2023 02:20 (six months ago) link

When did six feet become "not very big"?

― clemenza, Sunday, October 22, 2023 8:17 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

one month passes...

michelle, because of the shia labeouf taint

― sonderangerbot, Friday, September 9, 2011 12:17 PM (twelve years ago) bookmarkflaglink

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 9 December 2023 18:45 (four months ago) link

So that's what the French in that Beatles song means

STUPID CRAP FACE (Neanderthal), Saturday, 9 December 2023 19:52 (four months ago) link

three weeks pass...

that's settled it - I'm doing John Adams again!

― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, December 30, 2023 11:54 AM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 30 December 2023 17:58 (three months ago) link

Abigail not into threesomes iirc

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 30 December 2023 18:12 (three months ago) link

I certainly never forgot The Beaver

― stephen miller is not your friend (Eric H.), Tuesday, January 2, 2024 1:00 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 2 January 2024 02:14 (three months ago) link

whiney i hope you're limbering up this is gonna take a lot of stretching

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 2 January 2024 16:12 (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 January 2024 23:41 (three months ago) link

So many great bears

― Οὖτις, Saturday, February 18, 2017 8:25 PM (six years ago) bookmarkflaglink

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 00:05 (three months ago) link

Smarter than the average

CthulhuLululemon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 00:31 (three months ago) link

the Barry Keoghan penis thing was weird

― Disco Biollante (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 21:14 (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 21:18 (three months ago) link

one month passes...

Always happy for more Coffins!

― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, February 14, 2024 1:06 PM bookmarkflaglink

omg does ur bloodlust know no bounds??!!!1!!!111!!!

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 14 February 2024 18:09 (two months ago) link

absolutely fucking floored by this knob news lads, never even dreamed such a thing was possible

― memphis milano: the new trend of the 80s (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 26 February 2024 10:51 (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

ledge, Monday, 26 February 2024 10:56 (two months ago) link

xp - lol Neando

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 26 February 2024 15:55 (two months ago) link

three weeks pass...

got a ticket for 9/11 yeahhhhhhh

― Murgatroid, Wednesday, March 20, 2024 11:39 AM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I’ve got two towers to paradise

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 20 March 2024 16:49 (one month ago) link

four weeks pass...

he might be onto something with this diaper thing

― frogbs, Thursday, April 18, 2024 8:43 AM bookmarkflaglink

CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 18 April 2024 14:08 (one week ago) link


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