You have posted 17,088 messages

I wonder what should be my 20,000th message? Needs to be something memorable.

This reminds me of the time I drove a car and watched the odometer pass through 50,000 miles.

You have posted 10,089 messages

kinell

You have posted 1,771 messages

this seems far too low unless the system doesn't count "lol" as a post

Yeah, surely you've posted much more than that... Have you had different logins, or has it always been the same?

BIG HOOS aka the small epenis man

You have posted 27,911 messages

You have posted 9,747 messages

You have posted 1,566 messages

there is no way i have posted almost as much as hoos ¬_¬

You have posted 1,734 messages, but 90% of them are photos of 19th century people you would like to kick it with.

unregistered is quality, not quantity

You have posted 10,351 messages

^^ I checked the login I used from '05 to '08 and there were about 5k messages on that too. no idea how many I posted from '01 to '05 but it couldn't have been much more.

harbarbl is quality and quantity, with an added dose of sass.

5,694! sure doesn't seem like that many.

dear Ned R., you know how you often post to threads, guess what, you are required to post in this one whether you want to or not

just puttin you on notice pal

i m curious (raggett)

This post puts me three away from 18,000.

lol whoops

You have posted 27,905 messages

6319 as of this one but i've had other log-ins.

6689, 30% of which are "OTMFM!" or "lol."

do your things actually say that?

You have posted 6,003 messages

You have posted 1,337 messages

leet.

Now 7005. Can't believe you guys didn't throw me a 7000 post party peppered with reposts and congratulatory messages from a-list ilx celebrities. God.

You have posted 2,617 messages

Half of which are most probably questionable soccerball opinions that have made people consider sbing me or not.

xp - all I got for 5000 posts was my suggest ban total.

6003 posts / 38 suggest bans = 1 suggest ban for every 157.97 posts. at this rate, i'll be SB'ed by my 8057th post

been here for just about a year...about a SB every 10 days, gives me til about mid-february

you'd need to factor in the rate at which sb's expire

Damn mayne, that's crazy.

Are they all real SBs or are you counting everytime whiney says he's going to sb for saying anything?

no i actually have 38, as of a couple days ago at least

kev were you here before sbs?

my posts make up .37% of all ilx posts

dont think so? those started in like 07 right?

whenever ilx rebooted

was last september wasn't it?

my posts make up .37% of all ilx posts

this is the bare minimum amount for those wishing to join ilx jackoff sesh, so step up your game

oh good, I'm ineligible for that.

Suggest bans started last autumn, not in 2007.

You have posted 8,880 messages

think i've had other logins.

lol darramouss

lol sgt bilko

Okay, this thing is totally broken. I've posted 600+ times in the three months since I last posted to this thread (up to 2,225 from 1,591)...but I've been on the board (often on a very lurky level, granted) for over 5 years. With the same login. That doesn't seem right, does it?

i missed my 44,444th post by TWO POSTS ;_;

Holy shit I hit 30k at some point recently and didnt even notice.

i've posted over 2000 times in three months???

Haha Ive done about 1600 myself. I guess I just ramble crap :)

I missed my 20000 post mark too. :(

18,213 now "-/