Interesting stat, that
― imago, Monday, 31 July 2023 17:13 (nine months ago) link
Seems like our humble West Midlands heroes will be overlooked by the metropolitan elite yet again— Rory Macqueen (@RNMacqueen) July 31, 2023
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 31 July 2023 17:35 (nine months ago) link
I thought at the time of that dropped catch by Stokes and the wasted review then it was going to be the Aussies day, that was dramatic!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 31 July 2023 18:11 (nine months ago) link
Bazball = cheating.
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2023/aug/01/the-ashes-2023-fifth-test-australia-vs-england-aus-v-eng-day-five-team-drinks-locked-out-snubbed
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 08:47 (nine months ago) link
umpires chose the replacement ball, take it up with them
my question is why the first ball was so crap
― imago, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 09:08 (nine months ago) link
how does this work? if the ball gets damaged after so many overs do they even have some comparable used balls at hand for replacement? If they are still sore about that Bairstow stumping then that is about as churlish and pathetic as it gets.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 09:09 (nine months ago) link
Wouldn't be surprised if Emg paid them off.
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 09:12 (nine months ago) link
Calzino: the replacement has to be of comparable wear and tear. This was not it, apparently
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 09:13 (nine months ago) link
They should have some balls from net practice?
The umpires should have a whole stock of balls, in differing stages of wear and tear, which can be used as replacements. This sounds pretty dodgy to me. Anyway congratulations to England for, at the very last minute, preventing the first series win by an Australian team since 2001 while failing to prevent Australia retaining the Ashes
― Continuous Two-Tone Warble (Tom D.), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 09:14 (nine months ago) link
lol, even King Boy Pato wouldn't quite take that tone
(maybe he would)
(he's been very quiet for 3 Tests tho)
― imago, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 09:48 (nine months ago) link
australia would have won if (lol) england weren't cheats or (more likely) the selectors finally got rid of Dave Warner
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 10:37 (nine months ago) link
the first series win by an Australian team since 2001
... in England that is, of course.
― Continuous Two-Tone Warble (Tom D.), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 11:01 (nine months ago) link
Think the current arrangement- Enlgand getting bullyrammed down under, exciting close series here- suits everyone really
― van der gragt generator (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 13:10 (nine months ago) link
Which is good, cos I don't see it changing anytime soon
just saw the video of the "Boring!" heckler who annoyed Khawaja and Labuschagne as they walked up the stand. Was expecting it to be someone much younger, it's an old guy with a bald head and grey hair who obviously doesn't know much about test cricket!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 15:10 (nine months ago) link
nothing? absolutely nothing? you're losing your touch ilx
― imago, Sunday, 15 October 2023 16:34 (six months ago) link
omg could be the rugby as well. day of high lol in prospect
― imago, Sunday, 15 October 2023 16:36 (six months ago) link
if this doesn't bring KBP back nothing will
― imago, Sunday, 15 October 2023 16:37 (six months ago) link
altho Aus have gotta sort themselves out first probably
disappointingly it's just one England WC failure today, have at it tho srsly
― imago, Sunday, 15 October 2023 16:57 (six months ago) link
biggest arsekicking the Brits had from Afghanistan in 180 years, well played lads.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Sunday, 15 October 2023 17:06 (six months ago) link
I didn't follow the game but caught a glimpse of the score earlier when the were 100 and something for 5 and my thought was at least it was going to be a respectable loss. I had no idea this was going to happen.. lol ..faNTASTIC!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Sunday, 15 October 2023 17:14 (six months ago) link
Awesome
― The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Sunday, 15 October 2023 17:17 (six months ago) link
They'll be dancing in the streets of Kabul tonight... until the Taliban find out about it.
― The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Sunday, 15 October 2023 17:20 (six months ago) link
Real Elolgland
― Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 21 October 2023 17:07 (six months ago) link
LOL it's like the good old days
― The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Saturday, 21 October 2023 17:15 (six months ago) link
70 run stand for the last wicket too!
― The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Saturday, 21 October 2023 17:20 (six months ago) link
lmao
― imago, Thursday, 26 October 2023 13:49 (six months ago) link
Amazing we’ve gone from being so good to being so bad! Lack of prepartion, can’t be bothered, or can’t deal with the conditions?
― Chewshabadoo, Thursday, 26 October 2023 21:23 (six months ago) link
They're basically the worst team in the world now.
― The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Sunday, 29 October 2023 08:01 (six months ago) link
Will hopefully still summon a thumping of India now
― imago, Sunday, 29 October 2023 08:25 (six months ago) link
As I was saying..
― The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Sunday, 29 October 2023 23:29 (six months ago) link
A Timed Out spotted in the wild! RIP Spirit of Cricket, pouring one out for you
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Monday, 6 November 2023 10:42 (five months ago) link
Very strange incident. Arguably the batsman was ready to play – he reached the crease within the required time, then his helmet strap broke which was hardly his fault, so he was putting safety first. Although, he was facing a spinner so could probably have done without the helmet for a few deliveries.
― lord of the rongs (anagram), Monday, 6 November 2023 11:36 (five months ago) link
Shakib is a massive cunt, is something already well-known in the game
― imago, Monday, 6 November 2023 11:39 (five months ago) link
This is a bit of a thriller.
Afghanistan set 291, reduced the Aussies to 91/7; Maxwell has survived a reviewed lbw and has now made 142 off 99 balls. He's cramped up to such a degree he can't run. 60 off 60 required.
― Michael Jones, Tuesday, 7 November 2023 16:15 (five months ago) link
Is it still a thriller if you know exactly what will happen
― not anti-Skibidi Toilet per se (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 7 November 2023 16:23 (five months ago) link
Do you? Tell us.
― Michael Jones, Tuesday, 7 November 2023 16:27 (five months ago) link
You knew as well, everyone knew lol
― not anti-Skibidi Toilet per se (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 7 November 2023 16:52 (five months ago) link
Yeah everybody knew Maxwell would hit a double century despite barely being able to walk.
― The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 November 2023 16:59 (five months ago) link
I may have been suckered into the "guy can't walk, can't *move*" chat on the radio, like every time Djokovic calls the trainer two sets down and I get my hopes up.A 202-run 8th-wkt ODI partnership in which the fitter player contributes 12. Bit mad.
xp
― Michael Jones, Tuesday, 7 November 2023 17:02 (five months ago) link
we need to disestablish australia
― imago, Tuesday, 7 November 2023 17:14 (five months ago) link
Nice story about the game in Afghanistan
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-67306043
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 9 November 2023 21:44 (five months ago) link
Watching some sad Indian faces. Shame it's not Pakistan inflicting the pain
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 19 November 2023 15:14 (five months ago) link
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― imago, Sunday, 19 November 2023 15:57 (five months ago) link
tbf quite funny this happened at the modi stadium tho
Yes, rare that I would support Australia over India but...
This was supposed to be India's day in front of an enormous home crowd with their prime minister Narendra Modi, who this stadium is named after, up in the stands.
― The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Sunday, 19 November 2023 19:41 (five months ago) link
Narendramodiazo
― The narrative of arthur gordon pimp of nantucket (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 19 November 2023 20:38 (five months ago) link
lol india
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Monday, 20 November 2023 10:07 (five months ago) link