Misdirected emails

Firstly apologies for not being in contact sooner.

Since I was allocated your incident I have been away due to illness and on annual leave.

I have looked through the crime updates and seen that you have been attempting to find out when you can have your vehicle returned. Scenes of Crime officers have attempted to gain access to your vehicle at the recovery compound. On both occasions they were unable to get a response. It stated on the updates that your vehicle was unlocked as the keys were not with the vehicle when recovered. On 15/07/23 a Scenes of Crime officer attended the recovery compound but could not obtain entry to the vehicle as it was now locked. How this has happened I am afraid that I am at a loss.

I will be in contact to obtain a loss statement from you next week if at all possible. Due to my shifts I will be back in on duty and able to see you on Monday 31st between 07:00 and 16:00 if that is convenient? If you are able to be seen could you let me know when is convenient and whether you would like to be seen at home or at Exeter Police Station please?

I see from the last update by the front office staff you spoke to yesterday that you have a set of keys. The initial input after the theft suggested that both sets may have been taken or that there was a set in a different part of the Country. Would you be in a position for us to have the set you have so that I can speak to the Scenes of Crime officers to ask them to reattend to examine your vehicle please?

Harvest Disco Permission Slip

Friends of Countess Anne School

Thursday 12th October 2023

4.30pm – 5.30pm Reception, Year 1 and 2
6pm – 7.30pm Year 3, 4, 5 and 6

One slip required per child
On the day please leave and collect your children from the School Hall, access via the playground

£6 per ticket
This includes unlimited drinks, hot dogs, dance competitions, chill out area and arts and crafts table.
There will also be a tuck shop to buy additional snacks.

Children on FSM are entitled to a free ticket

£6!! We're charging £3.50 for ours.

Ambiguous comma placement but 6 seems a good deal if it’s unlimited hot dogs

I love collecting children

If your goal is to redeem them for valuable prizes, boy, do I have news for you.

Brunch House
3340 West Southern Avenue
Phoenix, AZ 85041

Check #48 Table B9
Guest Count: 3
Ordered: 10/29/23 12:08 PM

2 BH Special 117.98
1 Side Oxtail 23.00
2 The OG 18.00
OJ
2 Liquarita 24.00
1 Side Catfish 7.00
1 Hawaiian Sunset 14.00
1 Steak & Eggs 25.99
Well Done
Scrambled
No Toast

Subtotal 203.98
Tax 17.52
Tip 40.80
Total 262.30

Yes, I immediately looked up what the "Brunch House Special" could possibly be, and it is: jerk lamb chops, collard greens w/smoked turkey, red velvet waffles, and chicken fried lobster tail (also they have bottle service).

i was all, What kind of restaurant in Phoenix, Arizona, serves collard greens and chicken fried lobster tail?

And then I really lol.

https://i.imgur.com/OihJfKf.png

https://i.imgur.com/nZDfXu8.png

"liquarita"

That is a LOT OF FOOD yeesh.

Olá James, espero que esteja bem!

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/recordscratch.

I can no longer tell if people are genuinely idiots and want to hand all their personal data over to me, or these are some weird scam/linkjack things.

Weird I also get emails in Brazilian Portuguese all the time

Someone in Columbia south Carolina has just shopped at a Burlingtons and sent me their receipt for $255 worth of crap that includes cans and cans of deodorant.

got a bunch of these a couple of days ago:

Hi M_____,
Below is the SecurPass™ code you or an authorized user requested for your card ending in ----.

Code: 433302

SecurPass™ code is a single use code that expires in 10 minutes, and must be entered on the same device you used to request it.

If you or an authorized user did not request this code, please call us immediately at the number on the back of your card.

Please do not reply to this message.

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Might as well

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nah it's not expensive enough https://www.venetianlasvegas.com/suites/luxury-king-suites.html

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