dudes: let's write stuff abt MIAMI VICE, the TV show

Bruce Willis is comically bad in this episode.

I thought Crocket was so cool when I was a kid, but seeing it again, he's no Tubbs. Thomas has some weird, but great line readings.

I bought my first double-breasted jacket when I was like 16 under the influence of this show. I was totally a Tubbs guy rather than Crockett's fuchsia henleys (which Johnson pulls off for his own style).

Talk about slaves to fashion , these guys will pull a midnight stake out in pink and baby blue

supercut of Tubbs being Tubbs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFCS48B7_sI

Started it up again, just watched the Ed O'Neill episode. The ending feels like it's got to be one of the first of its kind, which I feel like was everywhere for awhile in the late 80s/early 90s. Everything is settled and then they get bad news re: an offscreen death.

Gregory Sierra definitely feels out of place, he's good but it's the wrong show for him. Funny how he wound up portraying one of the primary antagonists in the very Miami vice-like deep cover.

I had a mashup of the 'In the Air Tonight' scene + Ween's 'Demon Sweat' in my head for years and finally synced it up a little while back and was stunned by how well it works

Tangential but this is very appropriate given that when I first saw Ween in early 1992 they introduced "Demon Sweat" as their Phil Collins number and asked us in the club to imagine the big bald head of Phil rising behind them. So now I want that to be the background of this scene.

https://i.imgur.com/ITGWMRK.jpg

Re-watched the pilot for CRIME STORY on Tubi tonight and holy hell, I remember that as one of the hardest things ever broadcast on network TV and it really holds up. Directed by Abel Ferrara!

Golden Triangle eps go some weird places. Castillo fighting with the waiter in back of the Thai restaurant and C&T showing up like “wtf” might be my series favorite moment so far

Calderone is one of the least-threatening villains. And Tubbs didn't even get to do the honors at the end!

The episodes following that first two-parter are kind of weak, but still enjoyable. I love they pull in undercover to a backwater Everglades town in a freaking Ferrari and in the parking lot are not one, but two DeLoreans.

Tubbs is just an absolute horndog.

I died at Tubbs' Jamaican accident fooling an actual Jamaican.

Rewatching this from the beginning. Fantastic as remembered, but I was surprised by how much cop show cliché carry-over there is in the early episodes, as well as by the amount of pseudo-witty wisecracking in those same episodes (halfway thru the season it feels maybe like they're cutting back on the latter). Lots of tropes from the type of action-adventure novels that used to be sold on spinner racks; a lotta John D. MacDonald vibes. But loads of originality too.

Hadn't remembered Gregory Sierra being the original boss. But as soon as Edward James Olmos comes in, his ultra-narrow ties trigger instant nostalgia... this is the Vice I remember. I feel as if I missed a lot of early Vice because I was in high school and it aired on Friday night when I often had some social thing to do. It was surprising to check and see that the first season aired on Sunday night. I think that explains why s1 is the season I've seen the most of.

I'll eventually get over it, but I find it hard to look at Zito. It's between the Lee Harvey Oswald resemblance and the fact that he's always disgustingly chewing on something.

So far it's all the location shooting that's blowing me away. I'm recognizing so many spots I've been to IRL. I think that was an interesting time in Miami Beach especially, transitioning out of its shabby period into the the Art Deco restoration period, just before the supermodels took over iirc.

Y'all --

MV didn't peak until its second season. The first one is a cool Matlock or something, with smoking and pastels and stuff.

eah my recollection is the show is trying to aim for more offbeat moments at the beginning, and only later does it really fully embrace the mood and true Miami vice vibe we all know and love.

― omar little, Tuesday, July 11, 2023 11:13 AM

otm

Crockett looks pretty good for a guy who smokes unfiltered Lucky Strikes and will eat two street hot dogs at once

Classic for all wrong reasons - season 3 "Viking Bikers from Hell"

I mis-read the thread title as "Dudes, Let's Do White Stuff About Miami Vice"

Glenn Frey episode “smugglers blues” is pretty embarrassing tbh

well, yeah

https://i.imgur.com/Jw01qNt.png
Let us now praise famous policewomen

I was surprised they went so hard so early with Gina getting raped while undercover.

I dunno but it seems like a bad idea keeping an alligator chained up on a boat in a marina.

https://i.imgur.com/WH67An3.jpg

…In which Tubbs helps Pam Grier find her sister and then makes love to her

https://i.imgur.com/EnI4TVi.jpg

sassy

https://i.imgur.com/IrvjZdK.jpg

S1 ep 21 “nobody lives forever” in which Tubbs cock-blocks Crockett from his fancy new rich girlfriend, leading to some self-reflection on a boat to the tune of the Don Johnson song “heartbeat” in the background.

Amazing TV Guide entry.

Giancarlo Esposito sighting in S1 E11 "Little Prince".

Robin Johnson, one of the girls from the film Times Square as "Candy James" in "Golden Triangle - Part 1." I still can't believe she's not David Johansen's daughter.

Also S1 E11: Tubbs monologue about how the saddest thing is a wealthy (read: white) drug addict, since they do drugs because they hurt so much inside, implying that poor (read: POC) just do it for the fun of it.

That was such a crazy line

not having seen show since 80s , is the implication that the poor poc do it for fun or that they actually have struggles that make usage more understandable as opposed to rich white folx?
guess asking if it was meant as sad - tragic or as sad - pathetic?

Yeah I think so interpreted it as the latter, but I’d like to go to the transcript. It definitely hit in an odd way.

*I interpreted it

Giancarlo Esposito sighting in S1 E11 "Little Prince".

Young Ving Rhames in s1 ep17 "The Maze." Too bad it's kind of a tedious episode.

always loved how Tubbs had his very own musical score for when he got 'down and dirty' with the ladies.

The first part of the maze is interesting, but once tubs gets caught in the maze it's a bit dull yeah.

(they could have gone the die hard route with that one)

Originally i hated the Out Where the Buses Don't Run episode, mainly due to Bruce McGill's ridiculous comical performance. After a couple watches, and realising that the 'Brothers In Arms' ending was strong stuff, it's now probably one of my favourites.

Funny to think a new season of Miami Vice would need DJ Khaled.

he was at the Inter Miami soccer match last night lol. the entire time he was on camera he was texting

Betty Crocker smokes in every scene
Tubby just looks cool
Gina and Tutti Fruitti lurkin’
Zweitec and Ziti with headphones on nodding out in the van

Golden Triangle Pts. 1-2 are very good. All I remember about Castillo from childhood was that he was mysterious and scary and this must be where I got that from.

I can't help but imagine how good the show might have been with some longer story arcs and more recurring villains/characters.

https://i.imgur.com/moyGb17.jpg

Good trivia that "Out Where the Buses Don't Run" was up till the last minute supposed to star Dennis Hopper in the Bruce McGill role. What job did Hopper take in its place? Blue Velvet.

Just watched the Power Station-Eartha Kitt-santeria episode and am now realizing this must have been shot mere days after Don Johnson introduced Power Station's performance at Live Aid. Johnson and Michael Des Barres had been friends before somehow.

The Pam Grier episode is pretty dark, but would have been even darker had they introduced her character a couple of episodes earlier and given her and Tubbs a little run.

https://i.imgur.com/NgTg8C3.jpg

Just watched the Power Station-Eartha Kitt-santeria episode

the 'punchline' from Taylor in that bar fight scene was roffflll