stashing assets for the 2023 nba offseason

congratulations to damian pelican

the coping process continues…

Damian Lillard trade update via @wojespn:

- The Heat are the “most motivated” team to trade for Lillard.

- The Clippers would love to be involved in the process, but they don’t have the necessary assets Portland is seeking.

- The Trail Blazers don’t love Miami’s offer, but it… pic.twitter.com/VuRdMU5bXy

— Evan Sidery (@esidery) July 11, 2023

here is the artist rendition of the london sphere lol

https://i.imgur.com/k02G68A.jpg

they gotta do it with some cool shit on the screens no ones gonna like it that way mate

ah ok

According to a league source, Jaylen Brown is headed overseas for an NBPA event and contract negotiations with the Celtics are expected to pause while he’s gone. Both sides remain confident that a deal will be struck, but there will be a delay.

More: https://t.co/YYshy7Jb6j

— Adam Himmelsbach (@AdamHimmelsbach) July 14, 2023

kinda sounds like boston does not want to get the superest of maxes to jaylen brown, idk!!!

im sure they would rather give him less, or do some third thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyLWjDl7Thw

zach lowe said recently that they were negotiating over ancillary stuff such as trade kickers & whatever but, this feels more substantial than that

at the same time there hasn't been any whispers of him going elsewhere so it's prob fine

it is an interesting test case, potentially, for the idea that in the new CBA you can't just give every good to great player the full max just bcuz they're eligible for it and want it

zach lowe said recently that they were negotiating over ancillary stuff such as trade kickers & whatever but, this feels more substantial than that

― J0rdan S., Friday, July 14, 2023 3:12 PM (thirty-three seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

yeah thats what the local guys have been saying too, and i do think resigning him is the most likely outcome, but idk seems kinda weird

hes at that awkward level where hes good but overrated by box score stats / all-nba status so you can't really prove hes not worth the supermax to the people who matter, even if he isnt

obv you have to do it though as a true contending team

theoretically a team could sign a guy for more than the max but less than the full supermax, guy still gets more than he can elsewhere and the team save a lil bit, not sure if itll ever happen except maybe in a hometown discount sort of way

$70m final year, which coincidentally is how much i make

"It's going to take more time... They're expected to reengage again when [Jaylen] gets back [from out of the country]."@wojespn with the latest on Jaylen Brown's extension with the Celtics, which could be worth up to $304 millionpic.twitter.com/wJIOmM4p0n

— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPointsApp) July 14, 2023

its just too much money for jaylen brown

the heat gave a guy named bouyea

who just tried a shammgod

That’s a really good baller name wow

ive watched enough summer league and reviewed enough stats to say that blake wesley is not an nba player, my goddddd

i feel like jaylen is going to sign whatever deal is available now once he's back from his trip but will get some satisfaction from making everyone wait around for him

Calvin Booth might've gone 3/3 this draft class https://t.co/TdAsnSEsty

— Kevin O'Connor (@KevinOConnorNBA) July 16, 2023

you heard it here first

pretty crazy, coach and owner turned over too

The only 2 players remaining from the Phoenix Suns 2021 Finals team:

Devin Booker
Deandre Ayton pic.twitter.com/kzigPZaLYt

— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPointsApp) July 16, 2023

And another: The Suns are trading G Cam Payne and a future second-round pick to the Spurs for a future second, sources tell ESPN.

— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) July 16, 2023

i like this for the spurs

going to be interesting watching the suns fuck with the 3.5 max guys + 9 guys on minimum contracts theory

feels like we are in a prime ground for abstract team construction philosophy

Embiid: "I just want to win a championship. Whatever it takes. I don't know where that's gonna be, whether it's in Philly or anywhere else, I just want to have a chance to accomplish that."

Regardless of how forceful he intended that, convo around Sixers will never be the same. https://t.co/mXHx0WwJpm

— Derek Bodner (@DerekBodnerNBA) July 17, 2023

been watching le tour de france and they show (a different version of) this ad every break, extremely unconvincing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-SSCsI7YtQ

Henderson’s Ignite teammate, Pooh Jeter, played around the world for 17 years, including a stint for the Ukrainian national team, which he helped secure its first FIBA World Cup berth since the breakup of the Soviet Union.

Scoot and Pooh.

https://theathletic.com/4676386/2023/07/17/scoot-henderson-blazers-point-guard-billups-brooks-curry/

pooh jeter

ah much like the famous yankee captain derek "shit" jeter

Pooh Jeter has a closet full of Savannah Bee Company baskets for one-night stands

Nah there’s no way LOL

Just wait for it

The trolling continues: pic.twitter.com/ppm1zU5hvf

— Brady Hawk (@BradyHawk305) July 19, 2023

LeBron James' Son, Bronny, Suffers Cardiac Arrest During Workout at USC https://t.co/6eZ2Y5cZLi

— TMZ (@TMZ) July 25, 2023

uhhhhhhh what

guess hes out of imminent danger but thats fucked up

USC All-American Bronny James collapsed on the court Monday and had a cardiac arrest. He was taken to the hospital and is now in stable condition and no longer in the ICU. Statement: pic.twitter.com/5z9F2qAWP0

— Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) July 25, 2023

That’s awful. Poor kid. Almost certainly an arrhythmia

jesus that’s scary

BREAKING: Boston Celtics star Jaylen Brown has agreed to a five-year, $304 million supermax contract extension with the franchise, per sources. This is the richest deal in NBA history, negotiated by agent Jason Glushon.

Fully guaranteed, with a trade kicker. No player option. pic.twitter.com/MQ6NKILY8Q

— Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) July 25, 2023

jesus that’s scary

jaylen, welcome to being the richest guy

celtics got no player option and jaylen got the trade kicker

certainly more than youd like to pay him but what are you gonna do

barring major injury should be a pretty tradable contract for the life of the deal considering jaylen is 26 and the type of player who can fit in anywhere

this celtics roster you can see the vision their ceiling is prob higher now but its a pretty dicey road

that a chunk a change i tell you what

Here’s what Boston could be on the hook for if the salary cap jumps 10% over the next 2 seasons:

Jaylen Brown $304M (starts in 24-25)

Jayson Tatum $338M (starts in 25-26)

— Bobby Marks (@BobbyMarks42) July 25, 2023

ultimately you still gotta feel as good about tatum and brown longterm as just about any duo in the league. certainly in the east

yeah theres not a team that wouldnt pay them, but it does make getting and keeping other guys harder when two players are making that much

if jayson can take the next step into true mvp contender status theyre looking pretty good, if not some balls have to bounce their way

they should have added a mechanism to the CBA where if you extend a player you drafted it counts less against the tax or something. the celtics shouldn't have to feel queasy about extending two players of that caliber

yeah like dont tax the supermax part, wld be good