I knew all the heckling would pay off
― orcas who sign their posts like it's a freaking email (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 9 July 2023 14:41 (nine months ago) link
we just need another champion spell leading into Old Trafford
and to drop Bairstow
― imago, Sunday, 9 July 2023 15:19 (nine months ago) link
bairstow does need to go. v strange test, those first two innings entirely wrapped around two batsmen and a couple of maurahding bowlers.
― Fizzles, Sunday, 9 July 2023 15:26 (nine months ago) link
I was expecting rain this afternoon, both the MET office and BBC weather got it wrong. Bairstow has been useless, his only indirect contribution was that the confected sense of injustice around his idiotic stumping seemed to have the knock on effect of wakening the beast in Stokes.
― calzino, Sunday, 9 July 2023 16:12 (nine months ago) link
that was an intense last 100-ish runs to watch live, i have a ton of thoughts about the distraction that is Bazball but not now. Bairstow is screaming to be dropped by almost any metric
― orcas who sign their posts like it's a freaking email (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 9 July 2023 17:04 (nine months ago) link
frankly just looking forward to McGrath having to switch his shtick to "4-1"
― orcas who sign their posts like it's a freaking email (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 9 July 2023 17:05 (nine months ago) link
There's roughly 0% chance of them dropping Bairstow. They should, at the very least, take the gloves off him. I think tbf with regards to the wicketkeeping stuff, he's not kept for about 3 years and to be chucked in like this is pretty unforgiving.
― (picnic, lightning) very very frightening (Chinaski), Sunday, 9 July 2023 17:30 (nine months ago) link
absolutely agree, he's a talisman ffs. that might say something about whether the current regime is about winning or about something else, but that's not new to England either
― orcas who sign their posts like it's a freaking email (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 9 July 2023 17:33 (nine months ago) link
lots of TMS chat this week has been about relieving him of the awful burden of having to be a functional wickie but that just amplifies my sense of special pleading
― orcas who sign their posts like it's a freaking email (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 9 July 2023 17:35 (nine months ago) link
I think he did enough last summer for him to get the benefit of the doubt tbh. Not with the gloves tho.
― (picnic, lightning) very very frightening (Chinaski), Sunday, 9 July 2023 17:37 (nine months ago) link
His batting average while keeping is woeful.
― Foot Heads Arms Body (Tom D.), Sunday, 9 July 2023 18:59 (nine months ago) link
youse won't drop Bairstow like we won't drop Warner so it'll all equal out
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Monday, 10 July 2023 12:43 (nine months ago) link
blaze em
Adam Zampa's setup for the first Major League Cricket game. 10/10, no notes. pic.twitter.com/9bTiINzwbS— 7Cricket (@7Cricket) July 14, 2023
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 16 July 2023 11:56 (nine months ago) link
I know nothing about cricket but I’m pissed I didn’t think of that screen name first!
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Sunday, 16 July 2023 12:00 (nine months ago) link
Where is your 'Bazball morelike shiteball' now lads
― imago, Thursday, 20 July 2023 14:50 (nine months ago) link
I had a specific point which was nuanced and the concept of Bazball is ugh on purpose
However, it's been a good day I've been able to sit and watch for a change and the main thrill is watching England playing against the weekend's potential weather
― orcas who sign their posts like it's a freaking email (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 July 2023 15:01 (nine months ago) link
When Bazball beats the English weather then talk to me.
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 20 July 2023 15:23 (nine months ago) link
Bazball is the enemy of thought is my big ish
― orcas who sign their posts like it's a freaking email (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 July 2023 15:34 (nine months ago) link
I can barely believe this is happening. Someone on 5 live just said England haven't been 300+ for 2 in a match against the Aussies since 1985.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 20 July 2023 16:08 (nine months ago) link
Or wins the Ashes.
― John Donne In Concert (Tom D.), Thursday, 20 July 2023 16:46 (nine months ago) link
Haven't watched much cricket since it went over to Sky 15+ years ago but reading about yesterday and you can't help but think this is the country we live in. A son of a banker playing a gambling one-off innings. Liew talks it up. I want it torn down.
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2023/jul/20/zakball-comes-home-as-crawley-rewards-englands-indulgence-in-style
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 21 July 2023 09:49 (nine months ago) link
he didn't play wildly, it's a slow-looking track and there's a good chance they'll lose a lot of the weekend so they're watching the clock
― orcas who sign their posts like it's a freaking email (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 July 2023 09:51 (nine months ago) link
England are going to win the Ashes 3-2 this year, I can feel it.
― lord of the rongs (anagram), Friday, 21 July 2023 10:17 (nine months ago) link
Liew hardly talks it up. The key line in his article is "imagine, by way of a thought experiment, if a player such as Ravi Bopara had received the same kind of love and indulgence that Crawley has enjoyed."
― Piedie Gimbel, Friday, 21 July 2023 10:25 (nine months ago) link
I was looking at the conclusion. But yes there is an ambivalence to it.
"When it fails, of course it reeks of decadence. But when it works, the returns can be stupendous."
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 21 July 2023 10:33 (nine months ago) link
Yes, the momentum is definitely swinging their way, the Aussies (Cummins especially) look as if they've have lost their nerve.
― John Donne In Concert (Tom D.), Friday, 21 July 2023 11:12 (nine months ago) link
130 ahead. Declare at lunch or just before. They'll need to roll the Aussies this afternoon.
Might get 1.5-2 sessions on Sunday so it really comes down to today.
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 21 July 2023 11:21 (nine months ago) link
From The Guardian:
"Stef B writes in. “This amazing cricket has made me yearn for the good old days, when us in the UK could watch it live on TV, free of charge. I would walk back quickly from school and turn BBC2 on and enjoy the play. Any chance it comes back? Have a fair dinkum day.”
Strewth, cobbber. Zero chance, I’m afraid. The ECB is entirely dependent on Sky money now, nothing would happen without it."
Shame the Saudis aren't interested in test cricket this dick could've worked up a bit of outrage about it.
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 21 July 2023 11:30 (nine months ago) link
It's impressive nonetheless. Barstow 99 not out. Eng 275 ahead. Aus should be demoralised, we'll see.
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 21 July 2023 14:01 (nine months ago) link
To use a good Scottish word, Australia have been absolutely mollocated today.
― John Donne In Concert (Tom D.), Friday, 21 July 2023 16:20 (nine months ago) link
Updated met office forecast has rain all Day tomorrow and Sunday now.
Australia will retain the Ashes.
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 21 July 2023 16:34 (nine months ago) link
Shame that this is how it looks like it's ending. Just needed one more session..
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 21 July 2023 18:01 (nine months ago) link
Kind of hilarious how the Aussies are crawling along at barely over two an over after England bazballing themselves out after 55 overs.
― Continuous Two-Tone Warble (Tom D.), Friday, 28 July 2023 10:33 (nine months ago) link
Whatever @stuartbroad8 did, it worked! 👀#BBCCricket #Ashes pic.twitter.com/InV6MSKQXF— Test Match Special (@bbctms) July 28, 2023
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 28 July 2023 13:49 (nine months ago) link
Haha fuck McGrath there.
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 28 July 2023 13:50 (nine months ago) link
that Smith not out call sounded like proper close as fuck forensic CSI shit from the umpire.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 28 July 2023 15:17 (nine months ago) link
I’m sure I’ve seen calls like that given out so many times in the past that I assumed as long as you had the ball in your hand it counted.
― Chewshabadoo, Friday, 28 July 2023 15:44 (nine months ago) link
The only good thing about the Ashes ending is not having to listen to Jim Maxwell. McGrath isn't exactly the most gripping summarizer either.
― Continuous Two-Tone Warble (Tom D.), Sunday, 30 July 2023 13:20 (nine months ago) link
the cricket stats guy has a really irritating voice. Here is an interesting stat for you m8. 3-1
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Sunday, 30 July 2023 13:55 (nine months ago) link
He has a stat for absolutely everything and some of them are very interesting but there's far far too many of them.
― Continuous Two-Tone Warble (Tom D.), Sunday, 30 July 2023 14:15 (nine months ago) link
your boys haven't got this yet calz
― imago, Sunday, 30 July 2023 14:46 (nine months ago) link
apparently statman is also a stand-up comedian and Edinburgh fringe regular, but I'd still rather hear his most boring stats than the racist smug twat Vaughany waxing lyrical about his dazzling career during tea break.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Sunday, 30 July 2023 14:48 (nine months ago) link
xp
none of these are my lot!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Sunday, 30 July 2023 14:50 (nine months ago) link
xxp
ffs earlier I was placing small wicket to go in the next over bets, didn't win once and gave up. sheeit, 3 wickets gone in the last 3 overs now!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 31 July 2023 16:05 (nine months ago) link
make that 4
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 31 July 2023 16:06 (nine months ago) link
Interesting stat, that
― imago, Monday, 31 July 2023 17:13 (nine months ago) link
Seems like our humble West Midlands heroes will be overlooked by the metropolitan elite yet again— Rory Macqueen (@RNMacqueen) July 31, 2023
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 31 July 2023 17:35 (nine months ago) link
I thought at the time of that dropped catch by Stokes and the wasted review then it was going to be the Aussies day, that was dramatic!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 31 July 2023 18:11 (nine months ago) link
Bazball = cheating.
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2023/aug/01/the-ashes-2023-fifth-test-australia-vs-england-aus-v-eng-day-five-team-drinks-locked-out-snubbed
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 08:47 (nine months ago) link
umpires chose the replacement ball, take it up with them
my question is why the first ball was so crap
― imago, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 09:08 (nine months ago) link