stashing assets for the 2023 nba offseason

i was confused but now ive learned there are two champagnies they are twins

u can tell them apart bc julian is the good one

celtics have a guy on their summer league team named scrub

So one thing I love about Vegas is being around team personnel when news drops. I got the Woj notification this morning near some dude in all Sixers gear on his laptop. He yelled "FCK", slammed his laptop shut and ordered a cab. Lmao. https://t.co/SGuL9ajK2S

— Anthony F. Irwin (@AnthonyIrwinLA) July 8, 2023

haa

guys who are too good for summer league so far: chet, scoot

celtics have a guy on their summer league team named scrub

― lag∞n, Saturday, July 8, 2023 3:52 PM (thirty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol

other guys too good for summer league: keegan murray, jalen williams

potentially jabari smith jr??

Gregg Popovich Signs Five-Year Contract pic.twitter.com/GiH9dgev6k

— San Antonio Spurs (@spurs) July 8, 2023

long live pop

turns out we had an heir to pop's coaching throne all along and it is pop

i will never stop thinking it's nice how many vets show up to summer league to just chill in vegas and watch some games

yeah it really is awesome

they prob heard about the big ball

I really want to know who they were bidding against

Reporting with @espn_macmahon: Dillon Brooks’ four-year, $80M deal with the Rockets? Well it’s landed at four-years $86M in the sign-and-trade — with $4M more in incentives that can bring it to $90M, sources tell ESPN. https://t.co/FiRjmYl2TB

— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) July 9, 2023

it feels like the rockets decided they were gonna sign FVV and dillon brooks come hell or high water this summer and the water is getting quite high…

damn it seems like [dillon brooks’] agent Mike George of @OneLegacySports might have given woj some incomplete information

Haha

Agent Ron Shade of Octagon

bizarre that the player who everyone hates whos team told him to fuck off got the most over payed

btw its nice that woj uses the jersey mock up photos hes just like us

potentially jabari smith jr??

― J0rdan S., Saturday, July 8, 2023 4:50 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Jabari Smith Jr. is up to 32 points through three quarters. He’s making plays off the dribble that he wasn’t capable of as a rookie. Smooth. https://t.co/DrFafkKreB

— Tim MacMahon (@espn_macmahon) July 9, 2023

yeah. ppl seem really impressed by him. would be pretty major for the rockets if jalen green ends up being their third most exciting young player

we also need to do a list of players not too good for summer league. david roddy & jake laravia shot 6-22 last night…

watch part of two games tonight and both started with a dunk right off the tip lol, not something you see in the real nba

Roku League Pass app has been busted again smh

wemby starting to figure out that he just needs to dunk it everytime

ze famousse dunc chaute

is how do you say very nice

Mo Gueye is my new Hawks summer league crush

Mo Gueye is going to be a fun one to watch 👀 @rassoul_gueye pic.twitter.com/nnKVS8uyC0

— Atlanta Hawks (@ATLHawks) July 9, 2023

more guy

they should make it illegal for this thing to be something other than a basketball if this is what theyre gonna do with it

It's gonna take a while to get used to this pic.twitter.com/GhmcbmhDoW

— Las Vegas Locally 🌴 (@LasVegasLocally) July 8, 2023

lol thats fucked up

not cool imo

things is should be allowed to be, basketball, planet earth, a view of whats going on inside

they want to build one of these a 10 minute walk from my house in East London. they want to call it The MSG Sphere, as if Madison Square Garden means anything to anyone. would be within 10 minutes of a giant Westfield, a 50K+ capacity stadium, lots and lots of residential, and zero additional parking.

they need guys

― Clay, Friday, June 30, 2023 6:38 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

i have always said at the core of the nba is a league of guys

― slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Friday, June 30, 2023 6:40 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

mo brings us one step closer to a league of gueyes

i think it can be a bowling ball too that'd be fine

Any type of ball would be acceptable imo

it’s an eyeball

They say they’ll turn it off by 9pm. Can you imagine your windows backing onto this thing? A giant fucking eye filling the entire window every night??

i can imagine that in fact, thanks to various horror movies

they asked if they could do it, but they never asked if they should do it.

they need guys
― Clay, Friday, June 30, 2023 6:38 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

i have always said at the core of the nba is a league of guys

― slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Friday, June 30, 2023 6:40 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

mo brings us one step closer to a league of gueyes

― nobody respects the chair (Spottie), Monday, July 10, 2023 12:44 PM (thirty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

it's pronounced 'gay' like Rudy fyi

well that ruins that

it’s an eyeball

― k3vin k., Monday, July 10, 2023 10:00 AM (thirty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol fair

nba announced new line of special edition "city balls" to be used throughout the season

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/XYcAAOSwZTFkFVdv/s-l1600.jpg

more smoke here regarding where this appears to be headed… contrary to the early conventional wisdom regarding his value, herro having to extend last summer before the new CBA is gonna have him on a very digestible deal moving forward. i really like the idea of him on either of these teams honestly

There are multiple teams interested in trading a first-round pick for Tyler Herro to help facilitate Damian Lillard ending up on the Heat, per @ShamsCharania on @PatMcAfeeShow.

The Nets and Spurs have previously been linked to Herro in potential trade discussions. pic.twitter.com/ttmFzYe4eM

— Evan Sidery (@esidery) July 10, 2023

and this should be quite interesting…

Joe Cronin is expected to speak to reporters in Las Vegas today for the first time since Damian Lillard's trade request.

— Sean Highkin (@highkin) July 10, 2023

lollll ums