pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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Vern Tessio in a Korn t-shirt there.

(picnic, lightning) very very frightening (Chinaski), Friday, 7 July 2023 09:27 (ten months ago) link

it just reads like an earnest young person doing a little historical report but I have absolutely no concept of who the writer is or why editorial decided this was a neat little gay music primer in 2023


this person is not young! they were accusing me of plagiarism because they thought they’d discovered the “since u been gone” / “maps” connection (and they didn’t understand the difference between “disparate” and “desperate”) five years ago! the editors aren’t faultless here but this isn’t some guileless naïf!

maura, Friday, 7 July 2023 14:14 (ten months ago) link

ahhhhh!

maura, that sucks and now I’m even more mystified

mh, Friday, 7 July 2023 14:15 (ten months ago) link

what’s really funny about that non-discovery is that the first google result containing both is Ted Leo’s cover that blends the two on youtube

mh, Friday, 7 July 2023 14:18 (ten months ago) link

what’s really funny about that non-discovery is that the first google result containing both is Ted Leo’s cover that blends the two on youtube


this is why i said being ignorant of history is extremely on brand for them

maura, Friday, 7 July 2023 14:19 (ten months ago) link

(said YouTube link is from 2007)

mh, Friday, 7 July 2023 14:20 (ten months ago) link

this person is not young! they were accusing me of plagiarism because they thought they’d discovered the “since u been gone” / “maps” connection (and they didn’t understand the difference between “disparate” and “desperate”) five years ago! the editors aren’t faultless here but this isn’t some guileless naïf!
― maura, Friday, July 7, 2023 10:14 AM bookmarkflaglink

woooooooooooooow.

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 July 2023 14:22 (ten months ago) link

have enjoyed reading the Twitter roasts of this article

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 July 2023 14:22 (ten months ago) link

Santigold could've explained the difference.

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 July 2023 14:23 (ten months ago) link

this is also the same writer who had that whole "st. vincent asked me to take down this interview" kerfuffle imbroglio in 2021

maura, Friday, 7 July 2023 14:35 (ten months ago) link

"kerfuffle imbroglio" lol

maura, Friday, 7 July 2023 14:35 (ten months ago) link

^^ great with a fresh pesto imo

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 July 2023 14:37 (ten months ago) link

Oh wow. That whole piece about how Annie Clark was annoyed by her presence?

Alito Bit of Soap (President Keyes), Friday, 7 July 2023 14:38 (ten months ago) link

Back in the American suburbs, Hüsker Dü’s Bob Mould—who once said that he was “bored to death with guitar music,” and pivoted to disco shortly after coming out in the mid ’90s—wrote in the language of vague and universal sexuality, much like Stipe; an evasive tactic they’d learned from Shelley. Through muddy distortion, Mould often sang of self-hatred, of lovers lost, and he was keen not to be seen as a “gay musician.”

And Grant Hart did the exact opposite? This article is infuriating.

Allen (etaeoe), Friday, 7 July 2023 14:38 (ten months ago) link

Back in the American suburbs

Bittern Storm Over My Hammy (morrisp), Friday, 7 July 2023 14:40 (ten months ago) link

xxpost Oh, I guess that was a different St. Vincent interviewer

Alito Bit of Soap (President Keyes), Friday, 7 July 2023 14:41 (ten months ago) link

that article is very bad yes, but I had to lol at this

it's well known that the full title of On the Road was On The Road, Up the Ass

― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Thursday, July 6, 2023 7:21 PM (yesterday)

I mean, Kerouac got kicked out of Columbia for a reason!

rob, Friday, 7 July 2023 14:51 (ten months ago) link

I am fascinated now by all of these internet scandals this writer has been involved in. pls 2 share any linkages to any other details while I reheat my popcorn

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 July 2023 14:57 (ten months ago) link

LMAO at "curious dumbass" in her Twitter bio

Around a fortnight ago I interviewed St Vincent. The next morning, her and her team demanded that the piece be killed. It was. I didn't like how easy that was, so I've decided to publish it myself:https://t.co/A83nBktUAZ

— Themma Madden (@emmamaddenUK) April 26, 2021

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 July 2023 14:59 (ten months ago) link

kind of an accomplishment to get attention for writing articles at all when the content mills keep churning

mh, Friday, 7 July 2023 15:00 (ten months ago) link

"her and her team"?!?!

Halfway there but for you, Friday, 7 July 2023 15:01 (ten months ago) link

you think you're so hard
you and your crew

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 July 2023 15:03 (ten months ago) link

"her she and her team" — Ed.

Bittern Storm Over My Hammy (morrisp), Friday, 7 July 2023 15:04 (ten months ago) link

this is also the same writer who had that whole "st. vincent asked me to take down this interview" kerfuffle imbroglio in 2021

wait these are different writers, no?

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Friday, 7 July 2023 15:30 (ten months ago) link

no, Emm@ M@dd3n wrote both

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 July 2023 15:31 (ten months ago) link

oh I finally actually clicked on the article, for some reason I thought it was written by a guy. hahaha

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Friday, 7 July 2023 15:32 (ten months ago) link

all right, I found that interview on archive.org and I’m done looking into this writer before I feel stalkery

I remember if being kind of… off.. at the time and it’s clear St. Vincent was kind of nervous and maybe answering questions she wouldn’t normally. and the questions are very much of the “why would you even ask that?!” variety

mh, Friday, 7 July 2023 15:39 (ten months ago) link

In 2001, Ontario’s Joel Gibb founded Hidden Cameras, a self-defined “gay folk church music” act that helped revive the city’s perishing indie rock scene with sexually lascivious live shows.

The city in Ontario, you know the one

jmm, Friday, 7 July 2023 15:45 (ten months ago) link

to be fair, pitchfork is dumb.

scott seward, Friday, 7 July 2023 15:47 (ten months ago) link

Kind of curious where we are in the series at this point.

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Friday, 7 July 2023 16:02 (ten months ago) link

whoops I meant to make that a hyperlink, can that be fixed?

But his face would not turn into hot Kirby (Evan), Friday, 7 July 2023 16:29 (ten months ago) link

oh, she was the one who wrote that awful review of the last Everything Everything album, makes sense

vexingvexillologist, Friday, 7 July 2023 17:29 (ten months ago) link

it's hyperlinked (xpost)

the longer that interview in creative independent goes on, the more and more self-important this writer appears and the worse she comes across. for someone who has only been doing music journalism for a few years, it's not a good look.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Friday, 7 July 2023 17:45 (ten months ago) link

emma is non-binary and uses they/them pronouns, just fyi

maura, Friday, 7 July 2023 18:31 (ten months ago) link

ty maura

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 July 2023 18:32 (ten months ago) link

Oh sorry, I meant a hyperlink via a "title" to help google-proof it

But his face would not turn into hot Kirby (Evan), Friday, 7 July 2023 18:40 (ten months ago) link

xp maura - sorry about that, thanks for letting us know. and it was unhelpful of me to say their review was "awful" - rather, i thought it was dismissive and made some assumptions about the band that i disagreed with. i still don't like the review much but EE are a polarising band and i can see why someone would think that way

vexingvexillologist, Monday, 10 July 2023 13:28 (ten months ago) link

Back in the American suburbs

― Bittern Storm Over My Hammy (morrisp), Friday, July 7, 2023 9:40 AM (three days ago) bookmarkflaglink

this wrt to Huskers is annoying as hell, they met when Mould was at Macalester College in St. Paul, the very definition of a very international, diverse, very liberal, artsy private college. The band was formed in the city. They weren't a suburban "garage band" by any stretch they were an urban band and very much part of the urban punk scene in the Twin Cities.

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 10 July 2023 15:15 (ten months ago) link

sorry every american town not named ny, l.a., or chicago (maybe) is the suburbs

ludicrously capacious bag (voodoo chili), Monday, 10 July 2023 15:22 (ten months ago) link

Back in the Merica burbs
You don't know how lucky you erb

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 July 2023 15:30 (ten months ago) link

I don't know--these are some pretty suburban lyrics:

Something I learned today
Yield to the right of way
Stopping at a four-way sign
Someone else's rules, not mine, not mine

Alito Bit of Soap (President Keyes), Monday, 10 July 2023 15:40 (ten months ago) link

oh god the amount of 4 way stops in minneapolis and st. paul with four minnesotans all having a standoff by refusing to take the right of way

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 10 July 2023 15:56 (ten months ago) link

lol yes

I am not that far from the downtown of my midwestern city and I was showing another ilxor where I live on a map and they were like "so it's a suburb?!" because it's mostly residential, houses with yards, etc.

tbf my neighborhood looks like those built in a similar era in minneapolis

mh, Monday, 10 July 2023 16:33 (ten months ago) link

when I was growing up in the suburbs I appreciated "Books about UFOs" because I often sat on the roof reading.

Alito Bit of Soap (President Keyes), Monday, 10 July 2023 16:41 (ten months ago) link

i love that image

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 10 July 2023 16:43 (ten months ago) link

I am not that far from the downtown of my midwestern city and I was showing another ilxor where I live on a map and they were like "so it's a suburb?!" because it's mostly residential, houses with yards, etc.

Reminds me of when people were listening to NWA and imagining some urban hellscape because they'd never actually seen photos of Compton.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 10 July 2023 16:59 (ten months ago) link

Compton is a suburb, too!

It's interesting how the city with more autonomous neighborhoods model contrasts w/cities with boroughs, cities where it's more of a county-level (or multi-county) government like LA where it's really a cluster of cities

mh, Monday, 10 July 2023 17:10 (ten months ago) link

Even if you read "Many of indie rock’s major players came out of suburbia, itself a hotbed for whiteness and heterosexuality" as meaning that some of them literally grew up in the suburbs, and did their earliest home recording there (which is def true for some major players that come to mind), it's not really saying anything other than the tautological "these are largely straight white guys/ gals from the suburbs." And, yeah, then they ended up actually playing shows in cities & college towns, because that's where the community was – same as for any music scene.

Btw, I think the Magnetic Fields get no mention – maybe they're not "secret" enough for the secret history(?), but seems like an oversight (sorry if someone mentioned this already, I can't easily re-load the above comments without freezing my browser with the entire thread).

Bittern Storm Over My Hammy (morrisp), Monday, 10 July 2023 17:40 (ten months ago) link


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