Trying to attack the short stuff?
― Chewshabadoo, Thursday, 29 June 2023 16:42 (ten months ago) link
Falling into the leg theory trap aye. Four wickets and counting (five if you count Root getting out twice).
― Stars of the Lidl (Chinaski), Thursday, 29 June 2023 16:47 (ten months ago) link
not great shot selection but batters are allowed to make mistakes on occasion, particularly JE Root. Stokes seems to be calming things down now.
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Thursday, 29 June 2023 16:57 (ten months ago) link
If England carry on like this I'll be back supporting them before the end of the series.
― Renaissance of the Celtic Trumpet (Tom D.), Friday, 30 June 2023 11:39 (ten months ago) link
I'm thinking we should go back to not talking about men's mental health
― the best minds of my generation destroyed by woke (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 30 June 2023 12:02 (ten months ago) link
where to even start with all this
― imago, Sunday, 2 July 2023 13:09 (ten months ago) link
that Bairstow incident certainly got them going!
― calzino, Sunday, 2 July 2023 13:10 (ten months ago) link
*frantically checking Robinson and Tongue's first-class batting records*
― imago, Sunday, 2 July 2023 13:11 (ten months ago) link
I knew I should have put a tenner on England an hour or so ago when they were almost double figures to win this test
― calzino, Sunday, 2 July 2023 13:14 (ten months ago) link
it seems Broad has been caught on the stump mic calling them 'Same old cheating Aussies'
― calzino, Sunday, 2 July 2023 13:20 (ten months ago) link
Fucking hell, this is crazy.
― Renaissance of the Celtic Trumpet (Tom D.), Sunday, 2 July 2023 13:35 (ten months ago) link
Just need an Anderson half century now to win it.
― Chewshabadoo, Sunday, 2 July 2023 14:36 (ten months ago) link
I put a pish £3 bet on England when they were 20/1 just in case there is another plot twist on the cards today
― calzino, Sunday, 2 July 2023 15:06 (ten months ago) link
and that's why I never make any profit from cricket betting!
― calzino, Sunday, 2 July 2023 15:12 (ten months ago) link
Hopefully this will put at end to this chummy shite between the two teams and they will go back to hating each other, as they should.
― Renaissance of the Celtic Trumpet (Tom D.), Sunday, 2 July 2023 15:14 (ten months ago) link
Cummins' unapologetic presser will increase the hatred and booing at Headingly, stoked for it.
― calzino, Sunday, 2 July 2023 15:55 (ten months ago) link
I'd expected nothing less from an Aussie captain.
― Renaissance of the Celtic Trumpet (Tom D.), Sunday, 2 July 2023 16:12 (ten months ago) link
stuart broad of all people getting the hump about 'spirit of the game' is frankly hilarious.
― oscar bravo, Sunday, 2 July 2023 20:18 (ten months ago) link
It's weird listening on the radio because you react to the crowd noise and can only 'see' what the commentators direct you towards. Which is to say, it felt wrong at the time and I've had a horrible feeling in my guts about it all afternoon. Having seen the footage and listened to a bunch of people who know what they're talking about, Bairstow was out and should 100% know better, given it's a tactic he's used himself over the years. None of which is going to stop it from getting (uglier, given what happened in the ground and, particularly, in the long room). Headingley is going to be even more of a bear pit than usual.
― Stars of the Lidl (Chinaski), Sunday, 2 July 2023 20:51 (ten months ago) link
Honestly, those fuckwit members in the long room. You would do more for the 'spirit of the game' if you staked them all out, covered them in bacon and left them to the wasps and herring gulls.
― Stars of the Lidl (Chinaski), Sunday, 2 July 2023 20:53 (ten months ago) link
seeing as the series is done as a competition then extreme levels of spite are just what it needs
― orcas who sign their posts like it's a freaking email (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 2 July 2023 21:36 (ten months ago) link
I am frantically trying to find a way to bet on Ben Stokes getting dismissed by Mankad at Headingley.
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Monday, 3 July 2023 08:36 (ten months ago) link
Anyway, this is all very funny and highly amusing.
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Monday, 3 July 2023 08:38 (ten months ago) link
I couldn't find any odds on the England team plumbing new depths of the victim playing British "fair play" delusion.
― calzino, Monday, 3 July 2023 08:45 (ten months ago) link
still don't know why Australia are getting booed, what have they done wrong?
― Ste, Monday, 3 July 2023 09:08 (ten months ago) link
To Johnny Bairstow too, hero of right wing wankers everywhere.
― Renaissance of the Celtic Trumpet (Tom D.), Monday, 3 July 2023 09:16 (ten months ago) link
Gotta laugh. No spinners, dropped catches, crazy hour shot selection. Quite a philosophy!
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 3 July 2023 10:40 (ten months ago) link
if they don't win this one, don't throw Bazball in the bin but maybe consider a few of the batsmen
― imago, Saturday, 8 July 2023 18:48 (nine months ago) link
if you took Stokes considerable batting contribution out of the Bazball equation for this Ashes it would just look like an abandonment of tactics and all focus would be on some of the careless braindead ways the rest of them cheaply gift wickets to the Aussies. But it has been a lot of fun!
― calzino, Saturday, 8 July 2023 22:48 (nine months ago) link
crawling towards Bazlam
― orcas who sign their posts like it's a freaking email (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 9 July 2023 13:48 (nine months ago) link
I knew all the heckling would pay off
― orcas who sign their posts like it's a freaking email (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 9 July 2023 14:41 (nine months ago) link
we just need another champion spell leading into Old Trafford
and to drop Bairstow
― imago, Sunday, 9 July 2023 15:19 (nine months ago) link
bairstow does need to go. v strange test, those first two innings entirely wrapped around two batsmen and a couple of maurahding bowlers.
― Fizzles, Sunday, 9 July 2023 15:26 (nine months ago) link
I was expecting rain this afternoon, both the MET office and BBC weather got it wrong. Bairstow has been useless, his only indirect contribution was that the confected sense of injustice around his idiotic stumping seemed to have the knock on effect of wakening the beast in Stokes.
― calzino, Sunday, 9 July 2023 16:12 (nine months ago) link
that was an intense last 100-ish runs to watch live, i have a ton of thoughts about the distraction that is Bazball but not now. Bairstow is screaming to be dropped by almost any metric
― orcas who sign their posts like it's a freaking email (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 9 July 2023 17:04 (nine months ago) link
frankly just looking forward to McGrath having to switch his shtick to "4-1"
― orcas who sign their posts like it's a freaking email (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 9 July 2023 17:05 (nine months ago) link
There's roughly 0% chance of them dropping Bairstow. They should, at the very least, take the gloves off him. I think tbf with regards to the wicketkeeping stuff, he's not kept for about 3 years and to be chucked in like this is pretty unforgiving.
― (picnic, lightning) very very frightening (Chinaski), Sunday, 9 July 2023 17:30 (nine months ago) link
absolutely agree, he's a talisman ffs. that might say something about whether the current regime is about winning or about something else, but that's not new to England either
― orcas who sign their posts like it's a freaking email (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 9 July 2023 17:33 (nine months ago) link
lots of TMS chat this week has been about relieving him of the awful burden of having to be a functional wickie but that just amplifies my sense of special pleading
― orcas who sign their posts like it's a freaking email (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 9 July 2023 17:35 (nine months ago) link
I think he did enough last summer for him to get the benefit of the doubt tbh. Not with the gloves tho.
― (picnic, lightning) very very frightening (Chinaski), Sunday, 9 July 2023 17:37 (nine months ago) link
His batting average while keeping is woeful.
― Foot Heads Arms Body (Tom D.), Sunday, 9 July 2023 18:59 (nine months ago) link
youse won't drop Bairstow like we won't drop Warner so it'll all equal out
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Monday, 10 July 2023 12:43 (nine months ago) link
blaze em
Adam Zampa's setup for the first Major League Cricket game. 10/10, no notes. pic.twitter.com/9bTiINzwbS— 7Cricket (@7Cricket) July 14, 2023
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 16 July 2023 11:56 (nine months ago) link
I know nothing about cricket but I’m pissed I didn’t think of that screen name first!
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Sunday, 16 July 2023 12:00 (nine months ago) link
Where is your 'Bazball morelike shiteball' now lads
― imago, Thursday, 20 July 2023 14:50 (nine months ago) link
I had a specific point which was nuanced and the concept of Bazball is ugh on purpose
However, it's been a good day I've been able to sit and watch for a change and the main thrill is watching England playing against the weekend's potential weather
― orcas who sign their posts like it's a freaking email (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 July 2023 15:01 (nine months ago) link
When Bazball beats the English weather then talk to me.
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 20 July 2023 15:23 (nine months ago) link
Bazball is the enemy of thought is my big ish
― orcas who sign their posts like it's a freaking email (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 July 2023 15:34 (nine months ago) link
I can barely believe this is happening. Someone on 5 live just said England haven't been 300+ for 2 in a match against the Aussies since 1985.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 20 July 2023 16:08 (nine months ago) link
Or wins the Ashes.
― John Donne In Concert (Tom D.), Thursday, 20 July 2023 16:46 (nine months ago) link