OK, is this the worst piece of music writing ever?

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have sympathy for everyone who's gotta pull up their pants and, say, shit out Taylor Swift article

generally yeah I would have sympathy for anyone who pulls up their pants to shit

assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 23 June 2023 22:05 (ten months ago) link

writers shit through their fingers

― ivy (BradNelson)

fine but why you gotta wear pants to do it

Kate (rushomancy), Friday, 23 June 2023 22:09 (ten months ago) link

first rule of content mine club is shit your pants

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 23 June 2023 22:15 (ten months ago) link

I’ve said this many times but Neil McCormick is the *worst* music writer in the British media by a cunt-ry mile. For a start, every one of the Arctic Monkeys is a millennial. pic.twitter.com/ObVQ7pCwtE

— Mic Wright (@brokenbottleboy) June 24, 2023

the pinefox, Saturday, 24 June 2023 08:57 (ten months ago) link

I'd say it isn't inaccurate to state that Gen X sometimes adopts bands from younger generations, especially ones that play real music with real instruments. Wet Leg are the newest Gen X house band, for example

imago, Saturday, 24 June 2023 09:05 (ten months ago) link

or older, even.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Saturday, 24 June 2023 09:09 (ten months ago) link

I have never used "utter" or "utterly" in any piece of published or unpublished writing.

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 24 June 2023 09:43 (ten months ago) link

I do teach my students to not use absolutes if they can avoid it, true

imago, Saturday, 24 June 2023 09:58 (ten months ago) link

markedly compelling Glastonbury performance

imago, Saturday, 24 June 2023 09:59 (ten months ago) link

omg Kate I stole your joke and didn’t even realise, maximum apologies

assert (matttkkkk), Saturday, 24 June 2023 10:19 (ten months ago) link

Neil McCormick, however, reinforced past complaints about the album, ranking it as the band's worst album in a 2014 retrospective on the band in The Daily Telegraph: "Muddy production, perky synths, jaunty pop rhythms and an orchestral ballad make these songs barely recognisable as the heaviest band in history."[21]

Perhaps muddy production aside (and I disagree), McCormick's 1/5 of In Through the Out Door reads closer to a 5/5 to me :)

This is the first thing that I always think of when he's mentioned. Not even U2.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Saturday, 24 June 2023 10:24 (ten months ago) link

"house band for a generation" is a very bad notion in general which will tend to lead to false and badly written statements.

the pinefox, Saturday, 24 June 2023 12:13 (ten months ago) link

fine but why you gotta wear pants to do it

My future's so bright I gotta wear pants

pomplamoose and circumstance (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 24 June 2023 14:20 (ten months ago) link

omg Kate I stole your joke and didn’t even realise, maximum apologies

― assert (matttkkkk)

just don't use it in your standup set and we're cool

(haha nah you didn't "steal" it you came up with it independently, different thing)

I'd say it isn't inaccurate to state that Gen X sometimes adopts bands from younger generations, especially ones that play real music with real instruments. Wet Leg are the newest Gen X house band, for example

― imago

there is no "generation x", the entire thing about my supposed "generation" is that we don't matter and nobody cares. even the name ultimately derives from a 1964 book about... fucking boomers. to me, my generation are boomers lite. nowadays everybody younger than gen x just calls us boomers and to be _offended_ by that would be the most boomer thing ever. i'm a boomer? ok. fine. whatever.

yeah most of the new music i listen to is from "younger generations", i haven't _adopted_ it, it's just music i find good and relatable. most of the best bands of "my generation" are broken up, dead, or boring. i'm not going to be sitting in a retirement home listening to whatever the fuck the latest tortoise album is, you know?

Kate (rushomancy), Saturday, 24 June 2023 16:06 (ten months ago) link

*John McEntire weeps silently somewhere in Chicago*

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Saturday, 24 June 2023 17:05 (ten months ago) link

judging by his girlfriend mcentire is very in touch with millennials

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 24 June 2023 17:22 (ten months ago) link

I'd say it isn't inaccurate to state that Gen X sometimes adopts bands from younger generations, especially ones that play real music with real instruments. Wet Leg are the newest Gen X house band, for example
― imago


not to be all the internet is real life, the amount of real world gen x people who even know who the fuck wet leg is is like 0.0000001 percent

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 24 June 2023 17:23 (ten months ago) link

maybe in the US!

imago, Saturday, 24 June 2023 18:32 (ten months ago) link

In the US it’s Greta Van Fleet

Alito Bit of Soap (President Keyes), Saturday, 24 June 2023 18:43 (ten months ago) link

In the US it’s Greta Van Fleet

Alito Bit of Soap (President Keyes), Saturday, 24 June 2023 18:43 (ten months ago) link

I’ll say it again

Alito Bit of Soap (President Keyes), Saturday, 24 June 2023 18:44 (ten months ago) link

People keep changing the parameters of what Gen X is even … I have never been called or considered a boomer … “we” were basically the population trough kids that were born to be an insignificant demographic minority

sarahell, Saturday, 24 June 2023 18:44 (ten months ago) link

Yeah GenXers were born in a baby bust, not a boom. Schools were closing and consolidating when I was a kid because of low enrollment. We’re the kids OF the boomers.

Crabber B. Munson (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 24 June 2023 18:57 (ten months ago) link

They (we) were even called “Baby Busters” before the Coupland book provided the name that stuck.

Bittern Storm Over My Hammy (morrisp), Saturday, 24 June 2023 19:00 (ten months ago) link

soon all generations will agree that Blue Oyster Cult was the only good rock band and peace will reign for a thousand years

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 24 June 2023 19:08 (ten months ago) link

History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of men...

BrianB, Saturday, 24 June 2023 19:15 (ten months ago) link

Schools were closing and consolidating when I was a kid because of low enrollment.

yep. also budgets were being cut for public education and other social programs that benefited children (aka fuck you Reagan) ... and instead we had D.A.R.E. and Just Say No to Drugs and the Satanic Panic

sarahell, Saturday, 24 June 2023 19:31 (ten months ago) link

to be fair, also fuck Nixon

sarahell, Saturday, 24 June 2023 19:32 (ten months ago) link

and this is why musical touchstones of this "generation" were Danzig-era Misfits and Iron Maiden lol

sarahell, Saturday, 24 June 2023 19:33 (ten months ago) link

king wizard gizzard just sold out the hollywood bowl buncha wine drinking gen x-ers filled the place

kurt schwitterz, Saturday, 24 June 2023 21:11 (ten months ago) link

there's definitely an annoying jam band adjacent fan base developing with them

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 24 June 2023 21:21 (ten months ago) link

Also there's a weird old millennial hipster F1 racing thing that I don't like the vibe of

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 24 June 2023 21:22 (ten months ago) link

king gizz are core zoomer rock band too is the thing. i'm not into them but who knows, this could change

imago, Saturday, 24 June 2023 21:42 (ten months ago) link

i used to feel like "gen x" meant anyone in the states who grew up with mass market shit like scooby doo and star wars but now "gen x" just makes me thing "white pavement fan". or even "white people who remember public enemy fondly". maybe it was always like that. the slacker thing. and marketers obviously go where the money is and try to appeal to white millennial/x/boomers in ways that appeal to them. ancient goth rock revival tours. limited edition scooby doo swatches. all that. but maybe i should ask people of color of a certain age if they feel like the term "gen x" or "millennial" speaks to them at all. or if it ever did. I realize its just a fake name that stuck... i feel like even "boomer" meant something different at first. howdy doody. hydrox cookies. still a white thing kinda but broader. and tied in with social justice and Vietnam and blah blah. now i just think of some annoying blowhard talking about seeing Grand Funk once in Springfield, Mass. But that's just an occupational hazard for me. all of this makes me wish i would remember to go to one of those awesome freestyle oldies shows at foxwoods. its right up the road! less than two hours and i could be serenaded by the cover girls and shannon! (i have no interest in most reunion/oldies/anniversary shows. i don't know why. they make me a little sad. i didn't even go see souls of mischief last week TWO DOORS from my store. i have a hard gen x heart. but i will be freestyle until i die.)

scott seward, Saturday, 24 June 2023 22:16 (ten months ago) link

i used to feel like "gen x" meant anyone in the states who grew up with mass market shit like scooby doo and star wars but now "gen x" just makes me thing "white pavement fan". or even "white people who remember public enemy fondly".

I totally get this, but as a guy who had his head blown open by Einstürzende Neubauten, Sonic Youth, Big Black, Pussy Galore, Ice-T, Boogie Down Productions, Just-Ice and Eric B. & Rakim all at the same time in high school (and saw Public Enemy, Stetsasonic, EPMD and Big Daddy Kane in 1988) it hurts my heart. Like, my interest in the output of Matador Records ends with the first Unsane record, you know?

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 24 June 2023 22:24 (ten months ago) link

xp began as a reflection, grew into a credo

assert (matttkkkk), Saturday, 24 June 2023 22:39 (ten months ago) link

i totally fit the hipster gen x stereotypes. it doesn't bother me. i just say whatevernevermind. i never read infinite jest though. or even the generation x book. i read less than zero though.

scott seward, Saturday, 24 June 2023 22:40 (ten months ago) link

I’m going to Freestyle Festival 2023 in a few weeks.

Bittern Storm Over My Hammy (morrisp), Saturday, 24 June 2023 22:44 (ten months ago) link

Have a rockin' time!

scott seward, Saturday, 24 June 2023 22:52 (ten months ago) link

We are the sandwich generation. The shit sandwich generation.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 24 June 2023 22:56 (ten months ago) link

Culturally, I find it more useful to split the generations... I recently learned the term Generation Jones, which is the tail end of Boomers... i.e., the cohort of folks like Morrissey and Micheal Stipe, who seem to have more in common with the oldest X'ers than they do, say, my dad. And long before the term "Xennial" existed, I felt like I was part of a "post-X" cohort, on the younger side of X'ers. I def feel like I have more in common with folks 10 years younger than me than ppl 10 years older.

Obv it's all BS to a certain degree; but if you're talking about very rough groupings of shared cultural experiences, these "micro-generations" seem to capture it better than the big categories spanning 15 or even 20 years.

Bittern Storm Over My Hammy (morrisp), Sunday, 25 June 2023 01:24 (ten months ago) link

Obv it's all BS

mookieproof, Sunday, 25 June 2023 01:26 (ten months ago) link

sorry to misspell "Michael," btw ("they airbrushed my face"

Bittern Storm Over My Hammy (morrisp), Sunday, 25 June 2023 01:27 (ten months ago) link

I’m sure he heard Micheál Stipe plenty of times since REM seemed to love Dublin so much.

wronger than 100 geir posts (MacDara), Sunday, 25 June 2023 06:58 (ten months ago) link

two weeks pass...

What is this shit: https://www.thedriftmag.com/dream-of-antonoffication/

Bittern Storm Over My Hammy (morrisp), Tuesday, 11 July 2023 04:02 (nine months ago) link

some bizarre claims in that, like what is this:

It is no wonder that Jack has made a cottage industry out of replicating “Venice Bitch.” The song hovers over records like Solar Power and Being Funny in a Foreign Language, the Antonoff collaboration with last-pop-rock-band-standing The 1975, like either a benevolent spirit guide or a demanding ideal ego, something to be emulated but never matched.

i think antonoff is relatively anonymous as a producer despite being so prolific. to the extent that he has a sound it's that sometimes his production/co-writing work ends up sounding very close to his solo work ("out of the woods" etc.) but that was only really prominent early in his production career

ufo, Tuesday, 11 July 2023 04:55 (nine months ago) link

If Antonoff had been around in the 70s he would have been just another competent craftsman like Ted Templeman or Bill Szymczyk. People have decided it's necessary to portray him as an auteur for some reason, but he's not.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 11 July 2023 04:59 (nine months ago) link

that feels like what the article is saying tbh. morrisp feeling attacked out here

imago, Tuesday, 11 July 2023 09:17 (nine months ago) link

In the 2000s, a fierce debate raged among music critics between proponents of “rockism,” those committed to enclave principles of taste and a rigorously policed standard of authenticity, and of “poptimism,” those who resisted the idea that some musical genres were worthy of serious critical attention and others were not. Today such terms, along with the divide between high and low culture on which they were premised, feel almost foreign. Increasingly, where once there were musical subcultures with their own standards of taste, under the regime of streaming there is now a free-floating tastefulness, a pop version of what Lee Konstantinou calls “mass high culture.”

ilm bang to rights. mitch therieau should post here lol

imago, Tuesday, 11 July 2023 09:32 (nine months ago) link

"where once there were musical subcultures with their own standards of taste, under the regime of streaming there is now a free-floating tastefulness"

I think there is something in this. But then again I also still feel that music is more balkanized than ever.

the pinefox, Tuesday, 11 July 2023 09:37 (nine months ago) link


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