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Reporter: "Is it hitting you that you're an NBA champion yet or you still need time?"

Aaron Gordon: "You want to know what's hitting me is those Modelos." 🍻 🤣

(via @nick_rothschild)pic.twitter.com/xonNFcce0r

— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPointsApp) June 15, 2023

how many modelos do you have to drink to start feeling it at 6’ 8” 220

that’s mr nugget baby

pic.twitter.com/C87TTWa3Q8

— rainbolt (@georainbolt) June 18, 2023

haaa

how many modelos do you have to drink to start feeling it at 6’ 8” 220

A high metabolism and strict diet with little alcohol leading up to that moment would probably drop it to a number you'd think reasonable I bet

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CtJlv9Grp2i/?igshid=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==

Now I’m ready for the next chapter! 🆕🏀#NBA pic.twitter.com/6Clr9e6ZwF

— DANILO GALLINARI (@gallinari8888) June 26, 2023

lol love the honesty

Leonard Miller called the Timberwolves a “prestigious organization”

— Jace frederick (@JaceFrederick) June 26, 2023

canadian nice meets minnesota nice

dude tried to pull a harden lmao

He couldn't get to first so he tried to get to the free throw line 😭 pic.twitter.com/ul1r9PRAgu

— Jomboy Media (@JomboyMedia) June 29, 2023

I'll never forget the time Malik Beasley's kid came into the locker room, took a piece of ice out AD's foot bucket and went to eat it while everyone in the room yelled "Noooooooooooooooooooooo."

— Dan Woike (@DanWoikeSports) July 3, 2023

❌ @MarkelleF has blocked @theNBAalert https://t.co/jYwPZ4TE5n pic.twitter.com/GBRtxKaSnI

— NBA Alerts (@theNBAalert) May 26, 2023

lmaoooooooooo

there needs to be a whole 'dont be horny on main' nba hr training for incoming players

🤷🏾‍♂️ https://t.co/mr3kxbvwEM pic.twitter.com/1SKoHCSEpH

— Donovan Mitchell (@spidadmitchell) July 6, 2023

damn that’s cold lol

grant's gonna be living that one down for a long time i think. but he deserves it lol

Naming your cat after Naz Reid is goated 🐐 @Jeopardy pic.twitter.com/T4Hb6wN2hM

— Wolves After Dark (@WolvesAfterDark) July 6, 2023

Baller

Emoni Bates got sacked by a fake stat of himself 😭😭 How did bro think he played this well? 💀 https://t.co/rDtgNmiJ28 pic.twitter.com/e47ZCSDwqk

— Professional Jazz (Keyonte) Fan (@jazzarenice) July 10, 2023

lying>>>>>

weirdly he did put similar numbers in a game thats just ending now

Emoni Bates against Memphis:

21 PTS
2 STL
2 BLK
7-11 FG
5-8 3P
27 MIN

For real. pic.twitter.com/mqtS2kyQnX

— StatMuse (@statmuse) July 10, 2023

we got an untold story out of Draymond because of fake news. pic.twitter.com/g1YgeeI627

— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) July 19, 2023

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F1ayjFSakAA20-L?format=jpg&name=900x900

I absolutely loved Dame going in on Jordan Poole on cowherd the other day <3

“And then, like shortly after, we played them on MLK Day in Portland," Lillard added. "And he was on the bench, and I started the game real slow. He’s on the bench, and he says, ‘Oh, he ain’t on s**t tonight.’ So I turn and look at him. Draymond is sitting next to him, and me and Draymond is real cool. In that game, I end up scoring 60 points, and we beat them in Portland, and I just remember telling Draymond, ‘Man, I don’t mess with that dude like that, like I don’t like him.'

lol i train in combat insanely lame

Lillard said, “I am at the free throw line and he is back there just talking. So I turned back and I’m like ‘shut the f*** up’ and he said ‘make me.’ So my natural instinct is like I train in combat, I am from Oakland.”

I studied the blade

dame should fight zuck

lol no one coming off particularly well in these stories

https://i.imgur.com/9rOSxFT.jpg

big 3 league is really desperate for players huh

rick fox partanna

Why is my pastor preaching about The Bad Boys being better than The Warriors, how Lambeer would whoop Draymond and how Lebron James would get whooped on too dude wtf is happening? 😭😭😭😭😭

— 𝒮𝒾𝑒. (@Cindtrillella) August 13, 2023

Lolll

This @boogiecousins commercial has scarred me for life 😭 pic.twitter.com/VayaTwGBUq

— SabonisMuse (@DomasMuse) August 24, 2023

god damn

what the fuck hahah

its a goof on this classic ad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xffOCZYX6F8

lol ok

I knew the reference, it’s still startling!

def very odd

there's a lot of ways to have some fun with that old coke commercial but they def went uncanny with it

not sure they really wanted the 2am adult swim vibe but hey what the hell

https://x.com/iamkdiddy/status/1694914950135947562?s=46&t=delhXlmZBYazm252j4iaFA

davion’s reaction is really good

Crypto booster Mark Cuban hacked for $870,000

September 15, 2023https://t.co/sgUnsULsGy pic.twitter.com/TMJyk0yBGj

— web3 is going just great (@web3isgreat) September 17, 2023

you crazy for this one crypto!

Look at his phone https://t.co/DHB7WqnqOo

— 𝘾𝙪𝙧𝙩 (@LightskinShaq_) September 21, 2023