Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

i hope an elephant falls out of the sky and lands on him, and fuses together with his body, so that at his funeral, his loved ones will have to choose between an open casket funeral with everyone seeing his head buried deep inside a dead elephant, or a closed casket.

and because of the elephant and him fusing, the casket will have to have enormous proportions and they will have to pay like 300,000 dollars for it and someone will raise it for them and then steal the money and donate it to an LGBTQ+ charity in his name.

go talk to yr kids and grandkids. Oh wait they cut all ties. loser!

i hope an elephant falls out of the sky and lands on him, and fuses together with his body, so that at his funeral, his loved ones will have to choose between an open casket funeral with everyone seeing his head buried deep inside a dead elephant, or a closed casket.

and because of the elephant and him fusing, the casket will have to have enormous proportions and they will have to pay like 300,000 dollars for it and someone will raise it for them and then steal the money and donate it to an LGBTQ+ charity in his name.

Strong Florida Man vibes with that dude.

tobo73 I can have faith y'know. I can picture the elephant. I can see the elephant. Maybe I can manifest the elephant.

where's the birth certificate?

Qualms!

For a miserable dick head

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reporters winning so far

Outside federal court in Miami, 8:51 a.m. ET pic.twitter.com/4vzIpRkwPd

— Robert Costa (@costareports) June 13, 2023

My man Ted's ready to go.

Roffle

Chris Kise files his appearance as Trump's defense attorney. Note the all caps acknowledgment at the bottom (required by local rules, I think). https://t.co/bXLqD01l1S pic.twitter.com/Fzp9uA69mK

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) June 13, 2023

Live feed from an unbiased journalist:

LAURA LOOMER REPORTING LIVE FROM #MIAMI, Florida in front of the US Courthouse https://t.co/6V0pVRanpR

— Laura Loomer (@LauraLoomer) June 13, 2023

weird scene everyone circulating randomly filming

wonder what percentage of trump supporters there are doing it as a job or at least trying to seems pretty high

That dude with the pig head seems to be trying to fill a Qanon Shaman-sized hole.

Auditioning for Roger Waters tour

Right now on the Loomer feed a blonde reporter is talking to a white guy in a Blacks For Trump shirt holding a sign that says "Count the FBI in this Protest."

"Mediocrities of the world, I absolve you!"

Oh, so the blonde reporter was actually the 2020 GOP Senate nominee in Deleware. She claimed that there were pictures of Chris Coons' daughter on the Hunter Biden laptop.

Delaware

Delawhwere?

Pls keep this narration going; it seems to be covering all important points and saving me from reading elsewhere.

Right now the rapper from the anti-Target video is talking about an election being stolen. Not sure which one he's referring to.

J.D. Vance
@JDVance1
Until Merrick Garland stops using his agency to harass Joe Biden’s political opponents, I will hold all DoJ nominees.

That’s not Melania.

Melania is at Mar-a-Lago getting extra “tennis lessons.” pic.twitter.com/DSxnybQYNk

— The USA Singers (@TheUSASingers) June 13, 2023

Judge Jonathan Goodman referred to Trump as “Former President Trump”…., Trump sat with arms folded and no expression on his face

— Scott MacFarlane (@MacFarlaneNews) June 13, 2023

Fun Fact: JD Vance (then known as "James") lived* across the street from my buddy in Bernal Heights, SF about 8-10 years ago, back when he was just a garden variety techbro.

*501 Franconia St for those Zillow curious.

Kinda crazy what a decade can do (though he was working for Thiel at the time so he probably drank the koolaid and some).

Huh, the other side of the hill from me. Figures I guess. I heard one time Charles Johnson (remember him?) was around here some years back.

Were there any telltale signs of his current thing in that book of his? I received it as a gift, never read, dropped it at a little free library last year.

Lots of Bernal residents on this board iirc ;-)

Yeah that's what was surprising to my (longtime neighborhood resident) friend who said JD and his POC wife (note: they both used different names back then, is that a MAGA thing?) were active in their neighborhood projects (cleanups of neighborhood open space/public stairwells, garden) and seemed pretty non-sociopathic. Then they moved away and JD grew a beard and adopted this whole hillbilly rustbelt salt-of-the-earth persona.

Anything for the grift.

Charles Johnson (remember him?)

The Little Green Footballs Charles Johnson, or the Trump-loving sociopath Charles Johnson?

The latter.

Trump at Cafe Versailles, of course.

JUST IN - "Food for everyone" Trump chants out at Versailles restaurant in Miami, as a crowd gathers around him. People prayed for him as he entered

pic.twitter.com/gvNeCQ8yqw

— Trending News (@Trendings911) June 13, 2023

Hopefully he throws it at folks like the toilet paper.

And, I gotta say, this sequence of events made me sick: these people look like my aunts, uncles, and neighbors.

they probably are your neighbors, sadly

He's gonna duck out and not pay for a thing.

I used to love Versailles. I’m so sorry, Alfred

He is such a cartoon gangster.

Fat Donnie

Donnie One-Term

Donnie Toilet Paper

Would be funny if what finally puts him away is fraudulently claiming that restaurant bill on his taxes.

Donny Small Thumbs

Donnie Filebox

the Grand Old Potty

there is a zero percent chance he’ll ever pick up the tab for anyone. this has never happened. I assume when he sits down at someone else’s table at his country club, the food goes on their bill/membership