Tucker Carlson is a dream boat (UPDATE: Tucker Carlson is an irredeemable asshole)

Thing is, dipshits like him genuinely believe that every brain dripping that trickles out of their feedholes is so important and mesmerizing that they don't need production values.

did you know that nancy grace is still doing her dumb show, only online? these bullshit artists no longer suddenly vanish, they just fade away.

honestly intrigued about how he managed to shed his past as a bow-tie guy

look at this upsilon dog

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— Jordan Fischer (@JordanOnRecord) June 8, 2023

ok this Obama crack cocaine sex orgy thing is pretty hilarious apparently Tucker says the guy is credible because he took a lie detector test but doesn't mention he actually failed it lmao

the resurgence of the "I had gay sex with Obama" guy in 2023 is an unexpected plot twist I've been enjoying

Remember that alien who kept switching his vote in 1992? What's that dude up to?

carlson reviving a dead , disproven lie from years ago about a political figure who isn't even in office on a platform no one looks at any more is some zombie shit. who gives a fuck.

What we really should be talking about is the Texas Air National Guard

ok this Obama crack cocaine sex orgy thing

Was scrolling up confusedly for months to try and find this thing before I noticed the dates

who gives a fuck

the shrunken, tattered remnants of his FOX NEWS audience. iow, no one of sound mind.

No-one watches his Twitter stuff, despite Musk's desperate gaming of the system, do they? Guff like this feels like some kind of last gasp, before the churn of what I'll laughing call the "culture" sends Carlson through the u-bend to his inescapable destiny next to Glenn Beck and all the rest of the tired and wrung-out ghouls. None of the "stars" are bigger than the structure in this world of right-wing media demegoguery, and even that structure seems to be degrading in the face of Newsmax et al, who are, in their moment of cannibalising the mothership, making the whole thing more atomised and cliquey, which is surely not their point.

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Far-right pundit and former Fox News host Tucker Carlson confirmed on Tuesday he was in Moscow to interview Vladimir Putin, and said he will air his conversation with Russia’s president to counter what he described as pro-Ukraine “fawning pep sessions” by western media covering the war.

Speculation had been growing for days that Carlson, who was dumped by Fox last year for “getting too big for his boots”, had traveled to the Russian capital to meet Putin, whose reasons for invading Ukraine he says have a right to be heard by the American public.

But his visit, which reportedly has included visits to the Bolshoi ballet and dining in fine restaurants, has drawn accusations he is acting as a propaganda tool for Putin, whom he has frequently defended. Russian media, meanwhile, has hailed Carlson as a celebrity “who speaks the truth”.

Bolshoi & Beluga, dude knows how to party

Riding the caviar train

The hustle never stops.

I like picturing him unable to sleep in a Moscow hotel suite, sweeping the room for hidden mics and cameras.

Imagining tucker on a tramp steamer out of turkey hoping to find safe passage to moscow via oxcart

Greenwald must have hooked him up

in Russia, Czar interviews you

Oh they definitely hooked him up with hookers and blow as well as ballet tickets

Also does Putin know this guy does his show on Twitter, lol

I think it’s reasonably clear from whenever he talks about the US that Putin has been a fan of Carlson for a while.

regardless my own opinions of hookers and blow-- or ballet-- those preferences are his most defensible ones tbh

Seems like a risky life choice

Don’t stand near any open windows above tree first or second floor, Tuck

From Dancing With The Stars to Russian propagandist

oh how the mighty have tread water

Who would even report on his death? Some dude in Oakley's streaming from the front seat of his truck?

I like picturing him unable to sleep in a Moscow hotel suite, sweeping the room for hidden mics and cameras.

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To make sure they’re there, right?

lol

TuckerCarlsonleakedsextape.mp4

He wishes

released on VHS as Fuckher Carlson, Tonight

hoping this interview is conducted with each of them at opposite ends of a thirty foot long table

The splendor adds to the enjoyment of the meal.

I'm not sure Tucker quite got what he came for, Putin bringing a different presentation than the one ordered

idk does Carlson care at all what Putin says? was there a point besides the optic?

I think to an extent, even if its just to bolster and solidify the optic. Obviously its still a win in so much that he did the interview, but as to whether it delivered what might have been hoped for, I think it was a miss

“They took the bridge, then they took the second hall. They barred the gates, they couldn’t hold them for long. Drums. Drums in the deep. They could not get out. A shadow moved in the dark. I have it right here, in the book of Mazarbul!” pic.twitter.com/NnBgsHCcyF

— Cimmerian Pervert (@cimmerian_v) February 9, 2024

It also wasn't really all that clear what Putin wanted (or got) out of this interview either, kind of a flop all round

Both of them got attention!

In its repackaging, the New York Times has done a much better job for both Putin and Tucker than either of them were able to manage for themselves

i listened to this. it was stupid. putin's arguments about russia's historic right to control ukraine based on events in the 1300s are not going to convince anyone it was fine for him to start a destructive war there.

hundreds of thousands of deaths. tucker looked like an asshole. *tucker's* point -- that the US funding of ukraine is making the war more deadly than it should be -- is not what putin was talking about.

if that even is tucker's point, i couldn't really tell. he is against funding the war.

Putin's a crackpot.

Tucker is only against funding the war because it's "not in America's interests." Otherwise he loves him some war.

Putin saying that Poland was at fault for Germany’s invasion in 1939 should be getting more press.

Putin saying that Poland was at fault for Germany’s invasion in 1939 should be getting more press.

Deserves to be repeated ;)

I figured this guy was a Beltway hack. But.

Hur did his version of Comey's "I have no case but need to slap 'em around a little" routine

as for Biden's mental fitness, I talked to him one-on-one at the White House 10 days before Hur did

here's the video; judge for yourselfhttps://t.co/uZHiWLjCo6

— John Harwood (@JohnJHarwood) February 8, 2024