lol
― imago, Monday, 29 May 2023 11:31 (eleven months ago) link
I thought Josepha was already making that joke
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 29 May 2023 11:35 (eleven months ago) link
It's hard to imagine his war against woke will resonate nationwide. All of my friends think he is Scott Walker 2.0 but who knows
― Dan S, Saturday, June 3, 2023 8:05 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
that's the one with "Jackie" on it though
― frogbs, Saturday, June 3, 2023 8:11 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― jaymc, Sunday, 4 June 2023 14:41 (ten months ago) link
fully support all action to erase bad Scott Walker from existence and replace with good Scott Walker.
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 4 June 2023 14:55 (ten months ago) link
see what happens when Pat Robertson stops praying for you for one day
― frogbs, Friday, 9 June 2023 18:44 (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Friday, 9 June 2023 18:53 (ten months ago) link
top drawer
― Enumerated funks of Walsh, Joe. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 9 June 2023 19:11 (ten months ago) link
hey guys. things are pretty interesting these days!
― gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Wednesday, March 2, 2016 9:43 AM (seven years ago) bookmarkflaglink
many ports of call?
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, March 2, 2016 9:50 AM (seven years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― carthage marine park (Deflatormouse), Monday, 12 June 2023 18:21 (ten months ago) link
that the lift part of a swivel chair base regulates the height of the chair with a pressurised cylinder of gas. I never thought about how they worked before, but at least now I know why my old knackered chair doesn't rise any more.
― calzino, Friday, June 16, 2023 1:28 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink
See, you manually raise it to the top, sit and commence work. It should very slowly descend through your work. When you reach the bottom, you have completed one seat-session of work. It’s like the worst xkcd comic ever.
― rick james, critical moralist (Hunt3r), Friday, June 16, 2023 2:48 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink
brb farting in my old swivel chair
― the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Friday, June 16, 2023 2:53 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink
if it raises yr seat u did it right
― rick james, critical moralist (Hunt3r), Friday, June 16, 2023 3:25 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink
that's what the Josh Groban song is about iirc
― the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Friday, June 16, 2023 3:32 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink
"It should very slowly descend through your work"
if it goes down before you have a completed a work session then you aren't farting hard enough
― calzino, Friday, June 16, 2023 4:03 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink
― ꙮ (map), Sunday, 18 June 2023 20:55 (ten months ago) link
at this point, this is what we deserve
― imago, Sunday, 18 June 2023 21:23 (ten months ago) link
It’s stunning how untelegenic DeSantis is.― The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Monday, April 24, 2023 10:07 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglinkHe has no irises.― the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, April 24, 2023 10:09 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglinkhe doesn't want the world to see him― Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Monday, April 24, 2023 10:11 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Monday, 19 June 2023 02:16 (ten months ago) link
amazing
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 19 June 2023 02:21 (ten months ago) link
She's the Joe Rogan guest who talked about how in North Korea Children eat Rats, and then die from eating the rats, and then are eaten by rats, who are then eaten by children
― Alito Bit of Soap (President Keyes), Monday, July 17, 2023 2:08 PM bookmarkflaglink
Always should be someone you really love
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Monday, July 17, 2023 2:23 PM bookmarkflaglink
― the new drip king (DJP), Monday, 17 July 2023 18:32 (nine months ago) link
hahah brilliant
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 17 July 2023 18:43 (nine months ago) link
hehe!
― kinder, Monday, 17 July 2023 19:43 (nine months ago) link
WOW
― flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, 17 July 2023 20:14 (nine months ago) link
ha
― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Monday, 17 July 2023 20:38 (nine months ago) link
"they just grifted apart" lmao unreal
― goole, Tuesday, 26 September 2023 03:51 (seven months ago) link
By "socially impenetrable" I mean, is there a female musician in her late 50s doing songs about particles and ancient kingdoms or whatever who can attract a crowd as large as TMBG?
― Chris L, Thursday, October 5, 2023 9:51 AM (fifteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Faith Hill is 56 and she DOES pack arenas with her stories of love and centrifugal motion.
― scott seward, Thursday, October 5, 2023 9:58 AM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― peace, man, Thursday, 5 October 2023 14:07 (six months ago) link
This is more of a controversial ILM opinion, but I'm really sick of posters who think I want to read Christgau's opinion on literally anything. Post Christgau quotes in the Christgau thread. We don't need to hear it otherwise.― budo jeru, Friday, November 24, 2023 12:39 PM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglinkBudo proves Groucho’s First Axiom. The club ain’t having it either. C-― lethbridge-pfunkboy (hardcore dilettante), Friday, November 24, 2023 12:41 PM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink
― budo jeru, Friday, November 24, 2023 12:39 PM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink
Budo proves Groucho’s First Axiom. The club ain’t having it either. C-
― lethbridge-pfunkboy (hardcore dilettante), Friday, November 24, 2023 12:41 PM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Tuesday, 28 November 2023 18:15 (five months ago) link
low-hanging fruit perhaps, but i loled
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Tuesday, 28 November 2023 18:16 (five months ago) link
i still don't understand if i'm being told i shouldn't post here anymore, but it is clever i guess
― budo jeru, Tuesday, 28 November 2023 18:17 (five months ago) link
I thought the C- was being awarded to Christgau in that exchange?
― Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 28 November 2023 18:21 (five months ago) link
xp i didn't take it that way budo! posted it here just because it was a satisfyingly good imitation, but yes i agree with halfway that the intended meaning is that christgau ain't here, and we don't want him
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Tuesday, 28 November 2023 18:26 (five months ago) link
The smug satisfaction of my first-ever excelsior shout-out tarnished by the spectre of budo taking offence — none meant! I was posting in character for lulz only. Don’t go changin’
― lethbridge-pfunkboy (hardcore dilettante), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 18:58 (five months ago) link
yeah I just took it as a hilarious riff on Christgau's style. I'm a budo fan!
― a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 19:51 (five months ago) link
haha, ok! i see now how Lavator's interpretation makes sense
happy to assist here, hd
― budo jeru, Tuesday, 28 November 2023 20:15 (five months ago) link
I felt bad for Christgau, though
― Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 28 November 2023 20:19 (five months ago) link
Good post budo
― mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 20:24 (five months ago) link
I Killed Christgau with My Big Flag Post
― assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 21:28 (five months ago) link
hahaha
― out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 21:46 (five months ago) link
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 29 November 2023 01:28 (five months ago) link
Solid #1.
― jmm, Thursday, November 16, 2023 4:26 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink
might need to see a urologist
― a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Thursday, November 16, 2023 4:27 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink
― ꙮ (map), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 01:48 (five months ago) link
"pissin a shit" as they say in the uk
― Natural Wine • Danny Devito • Virginia (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 02:33 (five months ago) link
omg mattkkkk made me spit out my drink
― a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 03:33 (five months ago) link
tiny payback for your comedic riches Neando
― assert (matttkkkk), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 05:47 (five months ago) link
Just because:
"Daddy's gone mad, hasn't he?" Dudley asked Aunt Petunia dully"I'll be in my room, making no noise and pretending I'm not there," said Harry dully."How many monsters d'you think this place can hold?" Ron asked dully.Dully, Harry turned it over"Madam Pomfrey fixed him best she could," said Hagrid dully“Balderdash,” said Harry dully.“Great,” said Harry dullyWell, it might be easier to get past a dragon if he were a ferret, Harry thought dully“Quidditch,” he said dully“Fairy lights” he said dully“I asked her to go with me just now,” Harry said dully“Dunno,” Harry said dully“No,” said Sirius dully“I’ve told you,” Harry repeated dullyThey bowed clumsily, muttering dullyAnd all the while, his scar burned dullyThere you go, Sirius, Harry though dully“Fine” said Harry dullySome of them had broken windows, glimmering dullyHarry wondered dully“Well I tried,” she said dully“Well,” said Angelina dully“Yeah, I suppose you’d better,” said Harry dully.They glimmered dullyAn ornate letter S, inlaid with many small green stones, glinted dully
(All but the last are from the first five books, maybe one bit of editing advice finally got through)
― organ doner (ledge), Wednesday, November 29, 2023 3:18 AM (thirteen hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
dully noted
― Boris Yitsbin (wins), Wednesday, November 29, 2023 3:22 AM (twelve hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Thursday, 30 November 2023 00:21 (four months ago) link
― not the one who's tryin' to dub your anime (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 30 November 2023 00:40 (four months ago) link
wins is a poacher with these lols, need to sign him to LOLverhampton
― a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 November 2023 00:48 (four months ago) link
Not dullitch?
― Mark G, Thursday, 30 November 2023 07:35 (four months ago) link
Dullbulbore
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Thursday, 30 November 2023 13:04 (four months ago) link
in another world, Tom Swifties would be known, confusingly, as Tom Dullys
― not the one who's tryin' to dub your anime (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 30 November 2023 14:28 (four months ago) link
Dull Kierlea
― Mark G, Thursday, 30 November 2023 16:13 (four months ago) link
seeing some clips from this and it looks like Chappelle is straight up a Jeff Dunham-level comedian now. obviously there's no one like this here but do those who actually love the anti-trans shit actually think this shit is funny? it's like the same variations of the One Joke that boomers have been making for decades now
― frogbs, Tuesday, January 2, 2024 10:22 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglin
If I boot this up and see no puppets, I'm going to be very disappointed in you, frogs.
― pplains, Tuesday, January 2, 2024 10:36 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
the puppets are in the audience, man
― frogbs, Tuesday, January 2, 2024 10:45 AM (fifty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― peace, man, Tuesday, 2 January 2024 16:43 (three months ago) link